Girls are weird, sometimes...

[Dumb Ideologies]

Almost certainly not.

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There must be 50 ways to be required to leave at least 100 ft between you and your lover.

Anyone who can sexually harass from 100ft away deserves kudos for creativity.

Aw shucks, you are too kind.

[The Blue Helmets]

Put on some Barry White, rub your naked body in oil and do the helicopter dick. If she can resist she is a lesbian.

Great advice, you could also show up to her house with a gift box attached to you groin, in said box you will make a hole and proceed to put your junk in that box and then you make her open the box.

[Misterfisher minions]

Listen Don Quixote; just tell her up front that you like her and that you think this other guy is an asshole.

If she agrees with you, fine and if she doesn't, get over it.

Will do, but i'm afraid i'm not going "to get over it", if i screw up.

[The Blue Helmets]

Plenty of fish in that sea.

Sometimes literally.

The man/women is right!
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1983/

[Magnum Ultra]

go find another girl

Find a decent free porn site and work your frustrations out there.

ok thats another good advice

[EnragedMaldivians]

Sir, i'm not going to answer these insults, i don't want to have a flaming warning.

If you find accurate descriptions of your behaviour insulting then I'd suggest that it's probably time to start looking at modifying your behaviour

Naah, it's not so much that there's anything wrong with his behaviour; it's more that girls in general can be weird, because one of them would rather fuck someone else.

In fact, his behaviour is so upright and his intentions so noble that he would actualy save this poor delusional woman from her own life choices

What admirable goals! I think it's a plot worthy of a Cervantes novel.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Listen Don Quixote; just tell her up front that you like her and that you think this other guy is an asshole.

If she agrees with you, fine and if she doesn't, get over it.

Will do, but i'm afraid i'm not going "to get over it", if i screw up.

You can always dye your hair black and wear it over one eye while engaging in borderline crossdressing.

[EnragedMaldivians]

Listen Don Quixote; just tell her up front that you like her and that you think this other guy is an asshole.

If she agrees with you, fine and if she doesn't, get over it.

Will do, but i'm afraid i'm not going "to get over it", if i screw up.

Been there. Done that. Got over it. We're still friends. Met other girls. Life goes on.

[Cromarty]

Yeah, girls aren't some kind of mystical, magical creature operating in a totally different way to guys, and all connected into one hive mind from which we can dispense advice.

O: What? You're not? My... entire world... view... broken.... bloodied... destroyed...

*puts fingers in ears, and starts rocking backwards and forwards*

LALALALALALALALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING

[Ifreann]

Listen Don Quixote; just tell her up front that you like her and that you think this other guy is an asshole.

If she agrees with you, fine and if she doesn't, get over it.

Will do, but i'm afraid i'm not going "to get over it", if i screw up.

Oh please, of course you are. Maybe you think that yours is a love for the ages, about which tales will be told and songs sung, that you're feelings things no other person ever has(with the possible exception of your preferred angsty musicians), but more than likely it's just common or garden teenage infatuation, and whether you get the girl or try and fail or do nothing at all, you'll get over it and life will carry on.

[Misterfisher minions]

Been there. Done that. Got over it. We're still friends. Met other girls. Life goes on.

Don't think so. I'd rather put a fucking bullet in my head, if i screw up.

[Yootwopia]

Listen Don Quixote; just tell her up front that you like her and that you think this other guy is an asshole.

If she agrees with you, fine and if she doesn't, get over it.

Will do, but i'm afraid i'm not going "to get over it", if i screw up.

Sort yerself out, Chrétien de Troyes -_-

[Girldom]

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I'm not a great specialist of Female psychology... which means NS girls... HELP ME, Please !!!

(Ha, I'm even in the right one of my nations to answer this. Please note the following does not apply to all women.)

As a professional female allow me to put in one fact that will make this easier to explain: many girls are insane, especially the younger ones. We go through a period of sanity in the middle of our lives (usually) before falling back in to craziness as an old lady. Yes, I have seen pretty much the same situation you've described before.

What's going on in the back of her mind is most likely "He called me a fat cow, but he stayed here. So he must love me and want to be with me after all." [note: For many girls sex= love, or at the very least, sex= 'he'll stick around'. There are girls that separate sex from love, but honestly those are fairly rare.] " I know he's flawed, but he's changed now [alternately 'I can change him'.]" Hopefully she'll realize that he's horrible for her, come to her senses and make better choices in guys.

That may take a long while though.

However, the worst case scenario is that when this happens, she will go to you (or your friend) for support. Because 'why can't there be more men like you?'. Then she'll turn around and find another guy just like him. Yes, this is horrible, but yes, I have seen it.

This might seem harsh: pull yourself emotionally back. Tell her honestly how you feel and that you think she making a mistake. If you're willing to risk the idea of her dating another guy just like him after crying on your shoulder, say you'll be willing to talk if she needs to. Then take a breath and step away. It will suck, it will be painful emotionally, but it probably is for the best.

[Cassadaigua]

Don't even think about having a chance with her right now. Wanting to jump in and capitalize on the boyfriend's actions makes you no better, and perhaps worse; especially if she isn't too bothered with a "sex friend" situation.

1) I don't want to "capitalize" on such a thing. I just want to drive her away from such a terrible situation that leads nowhere but in terrible sadness and depression.

2) Insulting bullshit.

Re #1) She has to make that decision herself. You desire to help, but it's not your place to do so because it will be misconstrued. That's why she has female friends. They're the ones that help her with this. But as others say, she may not dislike the situation and could be happy with a friends with benefits situation.

[EnragedMaldivians]

Been there. Done that. Got over it. We're still friends. Met other girls. Life goes on.

Don't think so. I'd rather put a fucking bullet in my head, if i screw up.

Then I don't really think you should be in a relationship with anyonein that state of mind.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Will do, but i'm afraid i'm not going "to get over it", if i screw up.

Oh please, of course you are. Maybe you think that yours is a love for the ages, about which tales will be told and songs sung, that you're feelings things no other person ever has(with the possible exception of your preferred angsty musicians), but more than likely it's just common or garden teenage infatuation, and whether you get the girl or try and fail or do nothing at all, you'll get over it and life will carry on.

*fingers in ears, singing in nasal whine*

I'm not okaaaaaaaaaaay

[Ifreann]

Will do, but i'm afraid i'm not going "to get over it", if i screw up.

You can always dye your hair black and wear it over one eye while engaging in borderline crossdressing.

Strangely, this is more likely to get you girls than whining online. Strangely.

[Rukovia]

Well, still slap him with the glove. Wear a mask though.

I've still got this frightening hood my grandpa brought from Algeria...


Slapping him with a glove?

Slap him with a glove, then throw it to the ground. This means you have challenged him to a fight. If he picks it up, he has accepted the challenge.
Do that.

[Misterfisher minions]

Then I don't really think you should be in a relationship with anyone.

Well, basically i don't think i'm gonna screw up so the bullet is unlikely but i need to take my time and think hard before, indeed.

[Esternial]

Stalk her *nods sagely*

[Ifreann]

Oh please, of course you are. Maybe you think that yours is a love for the ages, about which tales will be told and songs sung, that you're feelings things no other person ever has(with the possible exception of your preferred angsty musicians), but more than likely it's just common or garden teenage infatuation, and whether you get the girl or try and fail or do nothing at all, you'll get over it and life will carry on.

*fingers in ears, singing in nasal whine*

I'm not okaaaaaaaaaaay

I didn't mean you, DI, you really do feel things no human could.

[Ifreann]

I've still got this frightening hood my grandpa brought from Algeria...


Slapping him with a glove?

Slap him with a glove, then throw it to the ground. This means you have challenged him to a fight. If he picks it up, he has accepted the challenge.
Do that.

Sounds like a waste of a good glove. If you wanted to get in a fight you could probably just put your penis in his pocket.

[Cromarty]

Slap him with a glove, then throw it to the ground. This means you have challenged him to a fight. If he picks it up, he has accepted the challenge.
Do that.

Sounds like a waste of a good glove. If you wanted to get in a fight you could probably just put your penis in his pocket.

Yes... his 'pocket' >.>

[Oceanic people]

RUN! You need to set asside your feelings for this girl and look at this objectively. I've been there and done that and I'm telling you that you are setting yourself up to crash-n-burn! He'll laugh at you for being a dumb ass and she will pitty you which is far, far worse! Don't think for a second that 'she'll come to her senses' she won't. If she ever does come around around it'll be you use you and not in a 'good' way and just to be clear I mean SEX. So again I say don't walk, run.

[Stattr]

Have you ever seen such a situation?
Yes i have. it's not good.

How can a girl put herself in such a sentimental clusterfuck ?
It's her choice to do so. If she wants her Ex or what not gone then she would have complained to you about it and you would have done your best to keep her from hrm.

Do you have advices for me?
Yes i do. Take a chance with her. Don't do the same thing that her ex did. Brings back bad memories for her.