Or intelligent, like Einstein or Voltaire.
Or being a whistleblower, like Martin Luther.
Anyway, I nominate Atilla.
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by The Blaatschapen » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:17 pm

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:19 pm
The Blaatschapen wrote:Why would they have to be badass to get their own meme. Why not just fat, like yo' momma?![]()
Or intelligent, like Einstein or Voltaire.
Or being a whistleblower, like Martin Luther.
Anyway, I nominate Atilla.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:21 pm
The Blaatschapen wrote:Why would they have to be badass to get their own meme. Why not just fat, like yo' momma?![]()
Or intelligent, like Einstein or Voltaire.
Or being a whistleblower, like Martin Luther.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by The Corparation » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:28 pm
Imperial--japan wrote:Nuclear Fist: For disturbing randomness making even the greatest minds piss themselves in fear.
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by Infernala » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:30 pm

by Revolutopia » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:32 pm

by The Blaatschapen » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:32 pm
Infernala wrote:He doesn't have a meme, but he should:
Sgt. Dipprasad Pun. Look him up. He is a boss. So he's a Gurkha warrior (in the present time- this was recent), and he was attacked by Taliban numbering 12-30. So what he did was fire 2,000 rounds from a machine-gun, threw 18 grenades, used a claymore mine, threw the machine-gun mount at one of the Taliban, and screamed "I will kill you!" in Nepali while fending the rest off with a sandbag.

by The Corparation » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:34 pm
Infernala wrote:He doesn't have a meme, but he should:
Sgt. Dipprasad Pun. Look him up. He is a boss. So he's a Gurkha warrior (in the present time- this was recent), and he was attacked by Taliban numbering 12-30. So what he did was fire 2,000 rounds from a machine-gun, threw 18 grenades, used a claymore mine, threw the machine-gun mount at one of the Taliban, and screamed "I will kill you!" in Nepali while fending the rest off with a sandbag.
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by Infernala » Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:34 pm

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:00 pm
Dracoria wrote:Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:-Turkish Sultan Mehmet II. Conquered Constantinople with the biggest guns in history up till that point, and waged successful war against Dracula.
Are you kidding? I'll give him Constanstinople (or let him take it as the case may be), but Vlad's forced were vastly outnumbered, outgunned, betrayed by his German allies, and the man STILL managed to wage a successful guerilla war against the Turks for a number of years before his capture.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:21 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Jinos » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:24 pm

by Caninope » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:26 pm
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:I will add Vlad Dracula to the list.
Why~?Dracoria wrote:Are you kidding? I'll give him Constanstinople (or let him take it as the case may be), but Vlad's forced were vastly outnumbered, outgunned, betrayed by his German allies, and the man STILL managed to wage a successful guerilla war against the Turks for a number of years before his capture.
I suppose I should take Fatih off the list, but I still think he's badass. The fall of Constantinople is a pretty big deal.
I will also add Baybars -- victorious against both the Crusaders and Mongols, I believe he deserves a spot on this list.
Agritum wrote:Arg, Caninope is Captain America under disguise. Everyone knows it.
Frisivisia wrote:Me wrote:Just don't. It'll get you a whole lot further in life if you come to realize you're not the smartest guy in the room, even if you probably are.
Because Caninope may be in that room with you.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Thankfully, we have you and EM to guide us to wisdom and truth, holy one. :p
Norstal wrote:What I am saying of course is that we should clone Caninope.

by Dracoria » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:32 pm

by Sunny Marionette » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:32 pm
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:-Nightkill the Emperor. Because screw y'all.
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:34 pm

Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Dabtoria » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:37 pm

by Dracoria » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:42 pm
Dabtoria wrote:I was going to say Alexander the Great, but then I remembered Ptolemy, who stole Alexander's body and ran off with it to Egypt, and his courtesan Thais burnt down Persepolis... So, I'll go for Ptolemy I Soter.

by The Land of Tundra and Crystal » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:49 pm

by The Blaatschapen » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:51 pm
The Land of Tundra and Crystal wrote:S00rry guys but Simo Hahya definitely needs a meme m00re than practically any00ne else. N00t 00nly did he get 500ish kills with his sniper rifle al00ne within 00ne hundred days he did it in -30 degree weather. With n00 sc00pe. In six feet 00f sn00w. Screw the hell 00ut 00f Chuck Norris!

by Syvorji » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:37 pm


by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:20 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Bales Rant » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:29 pm

by Free Socialist Canada » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:29 pm

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:14 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
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