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by Stukastan (Ancient) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:46 pm
by Spendor » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:49 pm
Matt Selou wrote:This girl once told me (honest)
"So are we gonna have sex?"
That was the best pick up line for a girl... How easy, direct, no goddamn games that I'm not willing to play.
by Jagalonia » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:51 pm
Tokyoni wrote:Hitler's mustache looks weird. Adam Smith was a drunken fatass. There, I've just pwned fascism and capitalism by such "logic".
Edlichbury wrote:OOC: If Knootoss can claim alcohol is a biological weapon, I can claim sentient Milk-People.
Senestrum wrote:Russians took the maximum allowable missile performances from the ABM treaty as design goals.
lolz ensued
by Maranaque » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:18 pm
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by Horsefish » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:42 pm
Maranaque wrote:I have an account on NationStates. How sexy am I? Let's fuck.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.
by The Blaatschapen » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:44 pm
by Lucantis » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:46 pm
by Horsefish » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:47 pm
The Blaatschapen wrote:Horsefish wrote:
Everyone should be required to get their nation name tattooed on their forehead. Thus we can always identify sexy people and also one another.
My forehead is not big enough to print 'The Vennegoor of The Hesselink of The Blaatschapen" on it Either the font would be so small that it would be giant smudge or I'd look worse than that Belgian girl with the 100+ stars on her face.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.
by Cromarty » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:52 pm
Horsefish wrote:The Blaatschapen wrote:
My forehead is not big enough to print 'The Vennegoor of The Hesselink of The Blaatschapen" on it Either the font would be so small that it would be giant smudge or I'd look worse than that Belgian girl with the 100+ stars on her face.
You'd just have to get it on your whole face then. I think 'The United States Of Horsefish' would look quite good on my forehead personally
Cerian Quilor wrote:There's a difference between breaking the rules, and being well....Cromarty...
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by Horsefish » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:53 pm
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.
by Horsefish » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:59 pm
Eahland wrote:I once had a girl in a bar tell me that I reminded her of Silent Bob.
What are you supposed to say to that?
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.
by The Blaatschapen » Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:02 pm
Eahland wrote:I once had a girl in a bar tell me that I reminded her of Silent Bob.
What are you supposed to say to that?
by Nadkor » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:22 am
Maineiacs wrote:"Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause your the bomb!"
by Savedland » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:31 am
by Eahland » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:08 pm
by Jagalonia » Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:29 pm
Eahland wrote:Horsefish wrote:
Nothing. The clues in the name.
That was my thinking, too, but my most eloquent and Silent-Bobish shrug didn't seem to leave anywhere for the conversation to go.
Consensus among my friends afterwards was that I should've added, "No ticket."
Protip: Your opening line should invite a response. (Other than a drink in the face.)
Oh, another pickup line that doesn't work, from the same night: "You're the hottest woman I've ever seen. I'm so glad my wife's not here."
(It wasn't true, either. I've seen his wife. Pity about her personality.)
Tokyoni wrote:Hitler's mustache looks weird. Adam Smith was a drunken fatass. There, I've just pwned fascism and capitalism by such "logic".
Edlichbury wrote:OOC: If Knootoss can claim alcohol is a biological weapon, I can claim sentient Milk-People.
Senestrum wrote:Russians took the maximum allowable missile performances from the ABM treaty as design goals.
lolz ensued
by B E E K E R » Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:44 pm
by Carmadin » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:27 pm
by Tim-Opolis » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:33 pm
<Koth - 06/30/2020> I mean as far as GPers go, Tim is one of the most iconic
by Jagalonia » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:06 pm
Carmadin wrote:Erm,this whole dress up as your flag thing,theres just one problem:Whatll Sedge wear?
O_o
Tokyoni wrote:Hitler's mustache looks weird. Adam Smith was a drunken fatass. There, I've just pwned fascism and capitalism by such "logic".
Edlichbury wrote:OOC: If Knootoss can claim alcohol is a biological weapon, I can claim sentient Milk-People.
Senestrum wrote:Russians took the maximum allowable missile performances from the ABM treaty as design goals.
lolz ensued
by The Alchemists Guild » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:39 am
by Natty Narwhal » Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:51 am
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