Spit, Swallow or Just stand back?

[Megaloria]

Edit: beaten to it.

Anyway, yeah, every woman I've been with, bar one, have swallowed like troopers. At least half enjoyed it.

In other news, I am actually made of cherry licorice.

[German Nightmare]

I guess I'm old-school. Maybe oral for a warm-up, but definitely gonna finish in a different orifice.

Nose.

That happened when she pulled back after I warned her. Next time, she swallowed.

[Taeshan]

I guess I'm old-school. Maybe oral for a warm-up, but definitely gonna finish in a different orifice.

Nose.

That happened when she pulled back after I warned her. Next time, she swallowed.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Samatolian City-States]

Nose.

That happened when she pulled back after I warned her. Next time, she swallowed.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

You say Ew, I say epic win. Also, it kind of reminds me of that commercial, where the little soldiers go in the nose...

[Taeshan]

That happened when she pulled back after I warned her. Next time, she swallowed.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

You say Ew, I say epic win. Also, it kind of reminds me of that commercial, where the little soldiers go in the nose...

At least i didnt say.


That must have been a runny nose.

[German Nightmare]

You say Ew, I say epic win. Also, it kind of reminds me of that commercial, where the little soldiers go in the nose...

The whole scene was made of epic win. Couldn't have timed it like that if I had wanted to. Sometimes, stuff just happens.

[Megaloria]

I guess I'm old-school. Maybe oral for a warm-up, but definitely gonna finish in a different orifice.

Nose.

That happened when she pulled back after I warned her. Next time, she swallowed.

Isn't this called a "white dragon" or something?

[German Nightmare]

Nose.

That happened when she pulled back after I warned her. Next time, she swallowed.

EW.

You say EW, I know she and I had a good laugh about it.

[Waterlow]

All of the above and more, surely? God, if it's the same every time then you're kind of flattening the experience, really.

Poliwanacraca: snowball?

[Taeshan]

You say Ew, I say epic win. Also, it kind of reminds me of that commercial, where the little soldiers go in the nose...

The whole scene was made of epic win. Couldn't have timed it like that if I had wanted to. Sometimes, stuff just happens.

Yeah just like with cancer.

[German Nightmare]

Isn't this called a "white dragon" or something?

I honestly wouldn't know. What I do know is that it's very rare to find pron of it.

[German Nightmare]

Sometimes, stuff just happens.

Yeah just like with cancer.

You didn't just compare oral sex to cancer!

One is great to have, the other one isn't at all!

[Taeshan]

Sometimes, stuff just happens.

Yeah just like with cancer.

You didn't just compare oral sex to cancer!

One is great to have, the other one isn't at all!

Ah, but both are part of the Crcle of life. Thus they are entwined forever. And ho do you know there is not some heretic somewhere that says Oral Sex gives you cancer?

And WOOT WOOT 1,500 Baby.

[Megaloria]

And WOOT WOOT 1,500 Baby.

congratulations! Your prize is oral sex! And cancer!

[Flameswroth]

Sometimes, stuff just happens.

Yeah just like with cancer.

You didn't just compare oral sex to cancer!

One a unique, great experience to have that will change your life forever.

The other involves placing genitalia in your mouth.

Fixed

[German Nightmare]

Ah, but both are part of the Crcle of life. Thus they are entwined forever. And ho do you know there is not some heretic somewhere that says Oral Sex gives you cancer?

Let me put it bluntly: I love giving oral sex, I love receiving oral sex, and I sincerely do not want cancer!

You didn't just compare oral sex to cancer!

One a unique, great experience to have that will change your life forever.

The other involves placing genitalia in your mouth.

Fixed

I see what you did there. However, I, for one, can very well do without the "great" experience that is cancer and rather enjoy oral sex.

[Parthenon]

What a disgusting and pointless thread....

[German Nightmare]

What a disgusting and pointless thread....

Then, pray tell, why do you come here and post a pointless post? That's disgusting!

Nobody forced you to read it, let alone partake in it - so why not have a nice cup of STFU and leave?

[Megaloria]

What a disgusting and pointless thread....

Then, pray tell, why do you come here and post a pointless post? That's disgusting!

Nobody forced you to read it, let alone partake in it - so why not have a nice cup of STFU and leave?

Some people feel it there duty to tell the heathen and impure how to correct their deviant lifestyles.

I just ejaculate into their coffee when they aren't looking.

[Scarsaw]

What a disgusting and pointless thread....

What irks me is not really the thread, but how many are under 17 here. Call me old school, but I don't think kids younger than 17 should be thinking about this stuff, forget about actually doing it!

[German Nightmare]

What a disgusting and pointless thread....

Then, pray tell, why do you come here and post a pointless post? That's disgusting!

Nobody forced you to read it, let alone partake in it - so why not have a nice cup of STFU and leave?

Some people feel it their duty to tell the heathen and impure how to correct their deviant lifestyles.

I just ejaculate into their coffee when they aren't looking.

Nice. (But it really is "their duty" - even though it's not )

[Lackadaisical2]

My g/f never swallowed, I only finished once in her mouth and she instantly backed up since I guess her other b/f's had told her when they were about to cum... I don't see why you'd ruin the surprise.

It took her a couple showers to get it out of her hair. She sucked (in a bad way) at oral anyway, and was best for a 5 min warm up at most.

[Taeshan]

What a disgusting and pointless thread....

Then, pray tell, why do you come here and post a pointless post? That's disgusting!

Nobody forced you to read it, let alone partake in it - so why not have a nice cup of STFU and leave?

Some people feel it there duty to tell the heathen and impure how to correct their deviant lifestyles.

I just ejaculate into their coffee when they aren't looking.

He is like a Premature Ejaculation, Just wrong.

[Jordaxia]

I just ejaculate into their coffee when they aren't looking.

Talk about inconsiderate. Some people don't take their coffee with cream.

[Taeshan]

I just ejaculate into their coffee when they aren't looking.

Talk about inconsiderate. Some people don't take their coffee with cream.

You must have small numbers of seasmen as it takes awhile for me to do it, not long enough for when they are just looking away.