Christians-

[Tech-gnosis]

cheap afterlife insurance.

According to Pascal's Wager Christianity is afterlife insurance, one imagines of varying expense.

[Reploid Productions]

I think christians are filth.

2 posts so far, both trolling. Warning for trolling and a one-day ban to learn the rules.

[Baldwin for Christ]

I always wonder about that. I mean a serial killer or rapist can repent and get into Heaven, and yet a guy like Ghandi, or the Dali Llama goes to Hell?

This is where the Christian doctrine started falling apart for me.

Ghandi and the Dali Llama lived/live in a time and place where they have access to the Bible, and can learn that "No man shall come unto the Father except by Me", Corinthians 11:27. Thus, they have no excuse, and chose not to be saved.

If they hadn't foolishly squandered their time on earth trying to nurture peaceful autonomy for their nations and helping people, they could have gotten into Heaven.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

eh?
provide a link for me or start making sense OP.

[Wilgrove]

I always wonder about that. I mean a serial killer or rapist can repent and get into Heaven, and yet a guy like Ghandi, or the Dali Llama goes to Hell?

This is where the Christian doctrine started falling apart for me.

Ghandi and the Dali Llama lived/live in a time and place where they have access to the Bible, and can learn that "No man shall come unto the Father except by Me", Corinthians 11:27. Thus, they have no excuse, and chose not to be saved.

If they hadn't foolishly squandered their time on earth trying to nurture peaceful autonomy for their nations and helping people, they could have gotten into Heaven.

I love satire.

[Takaram]

I must say, the thought of this guy getting into heaven makes me really rather go to hell.

[Baldwin for Christ]

I think christians are filth.

I don't think you deserved to be banned, because we Christians are filth. Part of our salvation is knowing that we are filth, that we are dirty, filthy sinners.

Only when you realize that you are the foul toe jam on God's feet can you be wiped away, and made into the something more Holy...like...his earwax or something.

[Wilgrove]

What if this guy gets into Heaven?

[Reploid Productions]

I don't think you deserved to be banned, because we Christians are filth. Part of our salvation is knowing that we are filth, that we are dirty, filthy sinners.

Only when you realize that you are the foul toe jam on God's feet can you be wiped away, and made into the something more Holy...like...his earwax or something.

The guy's ban wasn't just for this thread, and remember that even satire can only go so far.

[Domain Gehenna]

They can't just mumble "Lord forgive me" before being blown away by police. You've got to really mean it.

He's God, he knows when you don't 'mean' it.

aye, its a prayer not a magical incantation.

There is a difference?

[Ashmoria]

They can't just mumble "Lord forgive me" before being blown away by police. You've got to really mean it.

He's God, he knows when you don't 'mean' it.

aye, its a prayer not a magical incantation.

There is a difference?

yes

[Ashmoria]

cheap afterlife insurance.

According to Pascal's Wager Christianity is afterlife insurance, one imagines of varying expense.

luckily pascal isnt jesus.

and saying "forgive me lord" doesnt compel god.

[Ashmoria]

What if this guy gets into Heaven?

then god is indeed merciful.

[Takaram]

cheap afterlife insurance.

According to Pascal's Wager Christianity is afterlife insurance, one imagines of varying expense.

luckily pascal isnt jesus.

and saying "forgive me lord" doesnt compel god.

Ah, the glory of unshakable faith

[Wilgrove]

What if this guy gets into Heaven?

then god is indeed merciful.

In which case, I will see you guys in Hell.

[Ravea]

What if this guy gets into Heaven?

I will kill God with my bare hands if that happens.

[Deus Malum]

I think christians are filth.

Monstrosities, certainly, which I understand is a perfectly acceptable label for groups.

[Ashmoria]

According to Pascal's Wager Christianity is afterlife insurance, one imagines of varying expense.

luckily pascal isnt jesus.

and saying "forgive me lord" doesnt compel god.

Ah, the glory of unshakable faith

whatever that means

[Takaram]

Ah, the glory of unshakable faith

whatever that means

It means that you're going to see god in anything, regardless of what we say

[Tech-gnosis]

yes

What's the difference?

[Poliwanacraca]

I think christians are filth.

Monstrosities, certainly, which I understand is a perfectly acceptable label for groups.

Indeed! I mean, I may not agree that Christians are monstrous filth, but it's clearly a perfectly reasonable contribution to a discussion.

[Katganistan]

What if this guy gets into Heaven?

Coincidence?

[Ashmoria]

Ah, the glory of unshakable faith

whatever that means

It means that you're going to see god in anything, regardless of what we say

that seems unlikely. and you havent said much of anything yet.

[Deus Malum]

I think christians are filth.

Monstrosities, certainly, which I understand is a perfectly acceptable label for groups.

Indeed! I mean, I may not agree that Christians are monstrous filth, but it's clearly a perfectly reasonable contribution to a discussion.

Exactly. It's freedom of expression, whether this is a Father Knows Best state or not. 1-day bans for trolling notwithstanding.

[Deus Malum]

What if this guy gets into Heaven?

Coincidence?

Who the hell is that, and why do I have an eerie feeling getting to sleep tonight is going to be a bit more difficult than usual?