How do you know you are gay

[Buffett and Colbert]

I don't understand how straight/lesbian porn is funny.

Because it's so fucking ridiculous. Seriously.

Gay sex is pretty ridiculous too, I guess. What Bottle said.

[Spookytown (Ancient)]

I don't understand how straight/lesbian porn is funny.

Because it's so fucking ridiculous. Seriously.

They seem to try waaaay to hard. As if this 'film' is the big break in their acting career, simmer down ladies.

[Bottle]

Because it's so fucking ridiculous. Seriously.

They seem to try waaaay to hard. As if this 'film' is the big break in their acting career, simmer down ladies.

Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.

[The Truth and Light]

They seem to try waaaay to hard. As if this 'film' is the big break in their acting career, simmer down ladies.

Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.

Same for long nails on man parts.

Just no.

[The Warrior Hearted]

They seem to try waaaay to hard. As if this 'film' is the big break in their acting career, simmer down ladies.

Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.

that does sound pretty painful

though i doubt its worse then what they do in sex slave porn

[Buffett and Colbert]

Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.

Same for long nails on man parts.

Just no.

Not to promote strict gender stereotypes or anything, but guys don't usually have long enough nails for it to be a problem.

[Meryuma]

For practical puposes, I'm hetero. My having some flexibility, technically I'm "barely bi."

I'm basically the same except on the gay male side instead of the straight female side.

Anyways, I realized my sexual orientation when I kept being attracted to guys.

[The Truth and Light]

Same for long nails on man parts.

Just no.

Not to promote strict gender stereotypes or anything, but guys don't usually have long enough nails for it to be a problem.

Usually. But as I say, not always.

[Spookytown (Ancient)]

Same for long nails on man parts.

Just no.

Not to promote strict gender stereotypes or anything, but guys don't usually have long enough nails for it to be a problem.

Nails don't need to be too long to be painful.

[Bottle]

Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.

that does sound pretty painful

though i doubt its worse then what they do in sex slave porn

See, but that's the thing. I don't mind if there are people who like that stuff, I just want to have the OPTION to not see it. It's like how pretty much all straight porn seems to include anal sex nowadays...I just want there to be OPTIONS for those of us who'd rather not see that shit. Just let me have a nice quiet little corner of the pornosphere, where nobody gets screwed in the ass, nobody wears high-heels, and everyone has a tidy manicure.

I have a fetish for boring vanilla sex. Shut up.

[Spookytown (Ancient)]

that does sound pretty painful

though i doubt its worse then what they do in sex slave porn

See, but that's the thing. I don't mind if there are people who like that stuff, I just want to have the OPTION to not see it. It's like how pretty much all straight porn seems to include anal sex nowadays...I just want there to be OPTIONS for those of us who'd rather not see that shit. Just let me have a nice quiet little corner of the pornosphere, where nobody gets screwed in the ass, nobody wears high-heels, and everyone has a tidy manicure.

I have a fetish for boring vanilla sex. Shut up.

Disgusting...

[Bottle]

See, but that's the thing. I don't mind if there are people who like that stuff, I just want to have the OPTION to not see it. It's like how pretty much all straight porn seems to include anal sex nowadays...I just want there to be OPTIONS for those of us who'd rather not see that shit. Just let me have a nice quiet little corner of the pornosphere, where nobody gets screwed in the ass, nobody wears high-heels, and everyone has a tidy manicure.

I have a fetish for boring vanilla sex. Shut up.

Disgusting...

I know right? I am the most boring sexual deviant ever.

[The Truth and Light]

Disgusting...

I know right? I am the most boring sexual deviant ever.

Why rely on the pornosphere then?

There are so many fucks past the horizon.

[Bottle]

I know right? I am the most boring sexual deviant ever.

Why rely on the pornosphere then? This is a chance for some real fucks to be given.

Eh, I'm one of those who still like to masturbate even if I am in a relationship that provides me with free access to sex. It's like how sometimes going to a movie with friends is great, but sometimes you just wanna curl up on the couch by yourself and watch an old favorite.

But YMMV.

[Spookytown (Ancient)]

Disgusting...

I know right? I am the most boring sexual deviant ever.

Wait long enough and boring sex will be kinky sex.

[The Rich Port]

Actually, I tested myself recently to see whether I was somehow in someway homosexual.

I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...

And... Well, I just think I could have had enough empirical evidence that I wasn't gay for myself by the first hour.

[Bottle]

I know right? I am the most boring sexual deviant ever.

Wait long enough and boring sex will be kinky sex.

[hipster queer]

I was into vanilla sex before it was cool.

[/hipster queer]

[The Truth and Light]

I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...

Wasn't it hilarious?

[The Rich Port]

I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...

Wasn't it hilarious?

It was so funny I forgot to laugh.

But, yeah, it was.

Literally, I was laughing so hard, I forgot to open my mouth to let out the sound of laughter.

[Spookytown (Ancient)]

Actually, I tested myself recently to see whether I was somehow in someway homosexual.

I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...

And... Well, I just think I could have had enough empirical evidence that I wasn't gay for myself by the first hour.

You sat through 4 hours of porn? Wow.

[The Rich Port]

Actually, I tested myself recently to see whether I was somehow in someway homosexual.

I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...

And... Well, I just think I could have had enough empirical evidence that I wasn't gay for myself by the first hour.

You sat through 4 hours of porn? Wow.

Eh. In the name of SCIENCE, there's very little I won't do.

[The Truth and Light]

Wasn't it hilarious?

It was so funny I forgot to laugh.

But, yeah, it was.

Literally, I was laughing so hard, I forgot to open my mouth to let out the sound of laughter.

Bro, bro, it's okay. You passed the straight test.

Granted, there's nothing funny about it. But now, you know.

[The Rich Port]

It was so funny I forgot to laugh.

But, yeah, it was.

Literally, I was laughing so hard, I forgot to open my mouth to let out the sound of laughter.

Bro, bro, it's okay. You passed the straight test.

Granted, there's nothing funny about it. But now, you know.

Ha

Boy, do I...

Boy, do I.

*thousand yard stare*

[Lykiel]

You sat through 4 hours of porn? Wow.

Eh. In the name of SCIENCE, there's very little I won't do.

Porn in the name of science. Depending on the porn, I might not mind that.

[Meryuma]

Actually, I tested myself recently to see whether I was somehow in someway homosexual.

I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...

And... Well, I just think I could have had enough empirical evidence that I wasn't gay for myself by the first hour.

Because everyone knows that all people enjoy hardcore porn of their sexual orientation. It's not like people can find porn to be gross or impersonal or anything, or have different standards of attractiveness from those of the porn industry.