Gay sex is pretty ridiculous too, I guess. What Bottle said.
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by Buffett and Colbert » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:06 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Spookytown (Ancient) » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:07 pm
by Bottle » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:09 pm
by The Truth and Light » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:09 pm
Bottle wrote:Spookytown wrote:
They seem to try waaaay to hard. As if this 'film' is the big break in their acting career, simmer down ladies.
Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.
by The Warrior Hearted » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:10 pm
Bottle wrote:Spookytown wrote:
They seem to try waaaay to hard. As if this 'film' is the big break in their acting career, simmer down ladies.
Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.
by Buffett and Colbert » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:10 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Meryuma » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:12 pm
Bitchkitten wrote:For practical puposes, I'm hetero. My having some flexibility, technically I'm "barely bi."
Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.
Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."
Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.
Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.
Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...
*puts on sunglasses*
blow out of proportions."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by The Truth and Light » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:12 pm
by Spookytown (Ancient) » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:12 pm
by Bottle » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:13 pm
The Warrior Hearted wrote:Bottle wrote:Eh, I like enthusiasm in porno. What bugs me is that every woman in porn has long nails. Let me tell you something about long nails being used on ladyparts...NO. NO NO NO NO NO. Just no.
that does sound pretty painful
though i doubt its worse then what they do in sex slave porn
by Spookytown (Ancient) » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:14 pm
Bottle wrote:The Warrior Hearted wrote:that does sound pretty painful
though i doubt its worse then what they do in sex slave porn
See, but that's the thing. I don't mind if there are people who like that stuff, I just want to have the OPTION to not see it. It's like how pretty much all straight porn seems to include anal sex nowadays...I just want there to be OPTIONS for those of us who'd rather not see that shit. Just let me have a nice quiet little corner of the pornosphere, where nobody gets screwed in the ass, nobody wears high-heels, and everyone has a tidy manicure.
I have a fetish for boring vanilla sex. Shut up.
by Bottle » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:15 pm
Spookytown wrote:Bottle wrote:See, but that's the thing. I don't mind if there are people who like that stuff, I just want to have the OPTION to not see it. It's like how pretty much all straight porn seems to include anal sex nowadays...I just want there to be OPTIONS for those of us who'd rather not see that shit. Just let me have a nice quiet little corner of the pornosphere, where nobody gets screwed in the ass, nobody wears high-heels, and everyone has a tidy manicure.
I have a fetish for boring vanilla sex. Shut up.
Disgusting...
by The Truth and Light » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:18 pm
by Bottle » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:19 pm
by Spookytown (Ancient) » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:20 pm
by The Rich Port » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:20 pm
by Bottle » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:21 pm
by The Truth and Light » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:21 pm
The Rich Port wrote:I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...
by The Rich Port » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:22 pm
by Spookytown (Ancient) » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:23 pm
The Rich Port wrote:Actually, I tested myself recently to see whether I was somehow in someway homosexual.
I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...
And... Well, I just think I could have had enough empirical evidence that I wasn't gay for myself by the first hour.
by The Rich Port » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:24 pm
Spookytown wrote:The Rich Port wrote:Actually, I tested myself recently to see whether I was somehow in someway homosexual.
I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...
And... Well, I just think I could have had enough empirical evidence that I wasn't gay for myself by the first hour.
You sat through 4 hours of porn? Wow.
by The Truth and Light » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:24 pm
by The Rich Port » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:26 pm
The Truth and Light wrote:The Rich Port wrote:
It was so funny I forgot to laugh.
But, yeah, it was.
Literally, I was laughing so hard, I forgot to open my mouth to let out the sound of laughter.
Bro, bro, it's okay. You passed the straight test.
Granted, there's nothing funny about it. But now, you know.
by Meryuma » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:28 pm
The Rich Port wrote:Actually, I tested myself recently to see whether I was somehow in someway homosexual.
I watched 4 hours of hardcore gay porn...
And... Well, I just think I could have had enough empirical evidence that I wasn't gay for myself by the first hour.
Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.
Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."
Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.
Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.
Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...
*puts on sunglasses*
blow out of proportions."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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