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Re: Is this porn?

Postby Lysian » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:11 am

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Lysian wrote:Personally, I think the man is a moron. Okay sure enough he may not want his kids exposed to lude imagery or whatever, but it's not intended to appear that way, I'm sure. Beside that, kids won't see this as sex, they're too young to know or care, if anything he's the deviant, finding innocent imagery on the wrapping of a child's sweet to depict porn. I personally find this whole culture of 'political correctness' to be a cancer on the modern man.


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Postby Hairless Kitten II » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:12 am

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Hairless Kitten II wrote:Now it's waiting till one report me in the Moderation Section for violating the PG13 rules :)


For shame, HK! I actually opened this thread at work! Whatever were you thinking of?

... uh, forget that last question.


I'm sorry that you are disappointed not to find any real porn :)

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Postby RoI2 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:14 am

Ardchoille wrote:
Hairless Kitten II wrote:Now it's waiting till one report me in the Moderation Section for violating the PG13 rules :)


For shame, HK! I actually opened this thread at work! Whatever were you thinking of?

... uh, forget that last question.

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Re: Is this porn?

Postby Aldicur » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:18 am

Hairless you sexual dog.. I mean cat... why is nudity not compulsory in your nation.It should be called... you ready for it? "Penetration Nation!"

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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:19 am

Aldicur wrote:Hairless you sexual dog.. I mean cat... why is nudity not compulsory in your nation.It should be called... you ready for it? "Penetration Nation!"

:blink: ..... ;) ..... :eyebrow: .... :palm:

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Postby Aldicur » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:24 am

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Aldicur wrote:Hairless you sexual dog.. I mean cat... why is nudity not compulsory in your nation.It should be called... you ready for it? "Penetration Nation!"

:blink: ..... ;) ..... :eyebrow: .... :palm:


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Postby Skarlocke » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:27 am

It certainly seems very suggestive to me. :o

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Re: Is this porn?

Postby Inchland » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:30 am

Thats pretty damn funny

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Postby Meciene » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:31 am

If it doesn't show any parts, then it's never porn at all.
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Postby Hairless Kitten II » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:33 am

Aldicur wrote:Hairless you sexual dog.. I mean cat... why is nudity not compulsory in your nation.It should be called... you ready for it? "Penetration Nation!"


It's too cold here. And I don't know about you, but I certainly do not want to see ALL people naked. Most of them are really disgusting.

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Postby Aldicur » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:36 am

Hairless Kitten II wrote:
Aldicur wrote:Hairless you sexual dog.. I mean cat... why is nudity not compulsory in your nation.It should be called... you ready for it? "Penetration Nation!"


It's too cold here. And I don't know about you, but I certainly do not want to see ALL people naked. Most of them are really disgusting.


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Postby The Beautiful Darkness » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:06 am

If nothing else, it is distastful. Not a good association for a food product.
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Re: Is this porn?

Postby Sidebody » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:20 am

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:Why is the lime rubbing the lemon on his...crotch?


As contraception obviously.....or is that only with oranges?

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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:35 am

Meciene wrote:If it doesn't show any parts, then it's never porn at all.


Wrong. You can have porn without showing any genetials.

por·nog·ra·phy (pôr-nŏg'rə-fē)
n.
Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.
The presentation or production of this material.
Lurid or sensational material: "Recent novels about the Holocaust have kept Hitler well offstage [so as] to avoid the ... pornography of the era" (Morris Dickstein).

[French pornographie, from pornographe, pornographer, from Late Greek pornographos, writing about prostitutes : pornē, prostitute; see per-5 in Indo-European roots + graphein, to write; see -graphy.]
por·nog'ra·pher n., por'no·graph'ic (pôr'nə-grāf'ĭk) adj., por'no·graph'i·cal·ly adv.

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Postby Hairless Kitten II » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:38 am

If this is porn, why did no one else complained about it since 2002?

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Postby Smunkeeville » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:40 am

It's not porn. It's not the most tasteful thing ever, but there's no law against being distasteful.

People need to quit saying stuff is porn when what they mean is "it depicts sex", there's a difference.
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Postby The Fedral Union » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:54 am

Words have never failed me so thoroughly...
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:01 am

That's one funky lime. :)
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:04 am

Smunkeeville wrote:It's not porn. It's not the most tasteful thing ever, but there's no law against being distasteful.

People need to quit saying stuff is porn when what they mean is "it depicts sex", there's a difference.


How do you know it's not porn :blink: . They may be trying to make people buy it by getting people to have sexual arousal. :unsure:

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Postby Tekania » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:11 am

[i]A father-of-two has spoken of his disgust after spotting fruity cartoon characters appearing to have sex on SWEET wrappers.
Simon Simpkins was buying Haribo MAOAM sour candies for his children when he noticed the 'pornographic' illustrations of limes, lemons and cherries romping with each other.
Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
'The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.'


IOW, the father is a pervert.

He said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'


IOW, the ravenous perverted father, then demanded for a manager to come out, so he can exercise his perversion and stupidity in full view before towards the manager... The manager wasn't going to put up with this shit.... And his wife was embarrassed by her moronic husband, and left to go sit in the car...
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Re: Is this porn?

Postby Pure Metal » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:18 am

1. lol @ typical "Daily Mail" man

2. arguing with the shop manager isn't going to do anything. complain to Haribo or Trading Standards FFS :palm:

3. yeah, it is pretty suggestive - at least the first one. not porn tho... if it were naked people, then yes
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Postby Elke and Elba » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:03 am

I won't say its porn, but an attempt of stupidity by the father for attention and fame. There were many MAOAM varieties. I know those that was shown had this lime being cheeky with a sneaky smile on his face. But I know of others which have Cocal-Cola like round balls bouncing around the wrapper. If the father was SO SCARED that his child will somehow or another get arousal or learn sex from those wrappers, take another one. Don't ask the manager who obviously just bought it from Haribo and sold it in his shop. The actions he does shows the utterly stupidity of this father. (Is he the children's father at all? or is it that the wife married the wrong man?)
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Postby Tiesabre » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:53 am

That's not porn. Somewhat amusing though.
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Re: Is this porn?

Postby JewCat » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:14 am

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Well, he IS winking...

And by "he" I mean the lime.

And by "the lime" I mean "Holy fuck, why am I anthromorphizing a lime?!"



i think you and i should be best friends, that's quite hilarious.

however, i can see how these images could be taken sexual, its just funny how there was controversy over it when there are worse things out there. I mean, i saw a toothpaste commercial that looked like the beginning of a bad porno. Not too mention, Germany does not have as many censorship laws as the United States do... I'm not sure how big of an issue this needs to be.

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Re: Is this porn?

Postby New Dracora » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:23 am

Are those fruit...... LOL

One way to express your love for fruit I guess :hug:

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