Last First (Insert Topic Name) Thread.

[King Arthur the Great]

Alright, I'm officially sick of it. I say no more first topics thread.

To that end, I'm officially heading off all further "first mention threads" right here.

If guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have guns.

Libertarianism FTW.

The Abortion debate.

The Capital Punishment debate.

Chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-ice-cream-and-key-lime pie is the greatest desert in the world. LG, you need to get working on that.

The Gay-Marriage debate.

Anything involving Romance/Lust/Love.

Politicians everywhere will screw up royally for our entertainment.

Everything Else: The answer is 42. This blanket statement covers everything not mentioned.

There. Either explicitly, or explicitly stated in that last bit, I have officially done the first mention on every topic ever. Now, can we please stop the "First (insert your particular topic, you baboon-whistler) Threads"?

[Vault 10]

If guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have guns.

But if the outlaws are outgunned, will then only the guns have outlaws?

[King Arthur the Great]

If guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have guns.

But if the outlaws are outgunned, will then only the guns have outlaws?

The point was to mention the gun debate, and that quote is nicely symmetrical.

[Seraosha]

Everything Else: The answer is 42. This blanket statement covers everything not mentioned.

Damn it. I was just about to make the First 'What's the answer to the life, the universe and everything?' Thread >.<

[King Arthur the Great]

Everything Else: The answer is 42. This blanket statement covers everything not mentioned.

Damn it. I was just about to make the First 'What's the answer to the life, the universe and everything?' Thread >.<

Why do you think I decided to make that the 'blanket issue' comment? I have clairvoyance.

[Jello Biafra]

*goes to start 'the Second' threads*

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

Goddammnit, I was about to start the same topic...

This forum is about as good as New Coke.

[King Arthur the Great]

*goes to start 'the Second' threads*

I can do the "Last Second (Insert Topic) Thread" thread, you know.

[Jello Biafra]

*goes to start 'the Second' threads*

I can do the "Last Second (Insert Topic) Thread" thread, you know.

I foresee a "Last Three Million Two Hundred Seventeen Thousand Four Hundred Fifty-Fifth (Insert Topic) Thread".

[New Kervoskia]

Well, then I claim the right to the First Repeat Gay-Abortion-2nd Amendment-Ron Paul thread.

[Mor Rioghan]

Thank you for posting.

It's really too bad, I was about to post a 'First First Threads Are Lame Thread.' Looks like you win the award. Seriously though, key lime pie? There are definitely better pies out there. Hopefully as time passes the new forum will become, y'know, serious. Nothing aganst quirkiness, but all the first threads are getting to me.

[Brutanion]

Thank you for posting.

It's really too bad, I was about to post a 'First First Threads Are Lame Thread.' Looks like you win the award. Seriously though, key lime pie? There are definitely better pies out there. Hopefully as time passes the new forum will become, y'know, serious. Nothing aganst quirkiness, but all the first threads are getting to me.

Which would win in a fight between your dragon and King Arthur the Great's?

[Mor Rioghan]

Thank you for posting.

It's really too bad, I was about to post a 'First First Threads Are Lame Thread.' Looks like you win the award. Seriously though, key lime pie? There are definitely better pies out there. Hopefully as time passes the new forum will become, y'know, serious. Nothing aganst quirkiness, but all the first threads are getting to me.

Which would win in a fight between your dragon and King Arthur the Great's?

Well, mine is established (Wales has been around for a while), but Arthur has more posts. So Arthur's. I know when to give in.

[King Arthur the Great]

Thank you for posting.

It's really too bad, I was about to post a 'First First Threads Are Lame Thread.' Looks like you win the award. Seriously though, key lime pie? There are definitely better pies out there. Hopefully as time passes the new forum will become, y'know, serious. Nothing aganst quirkiness, but all the first threads are getting to me.

Which would win in a fight between your dragon and King Arthur the Great's?

Well, mine is established (Wales has been around for a while), but Arthur has more posts. So Arthur's. I know when to give in.

No, I used to use the Welsh flag, seeing as how the legendary Arthur of Camelot was likely a Welshman. But since the new avatars are just our flags, I decided to update the image of the Pendragon for a more unique flag. Seriously, three days before this post, we both would have had Welsh dragons.