That moment when...

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:55 am

Indeos wrote:That weird moment when you realize you're some sort of beacon that attracts people who have been molested.

Awkward, much?

by **Indeos** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:56 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Indeos wrote:That weird moment when you realize you're some sort of beacon that attracts people who have been molested.

Awkward, much?

Yeah. I don't really mind, though, neither of them have had any problems with physical contact. (Thus far, anyway, I only met one of them yesterday.)

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:56 am

Indeos wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Awkward, much?

Yeah. I don't really mind, though, neither of them have had any problems with physical contact. (Thus far, anyway, I only met one of them yesterday.)

That's cool.

by **Tiami** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:59 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:you feel like you dumped the gorilla off your back.
It feels good.

Is it wrong that I read that as "I took a dump on a Gorilla's back" ?

by **Horsefish** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:00 pm

That moment you want to punch someone in the face but you lack someone to have a fight with.

by **Tiami** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:01 pm

Horsefish wrote:That moment you want to punch someone in the face but you lack someone to have a fight with.

Would you like to punch me?

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:02 pm

Tiami wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:you feel like you dumped the gorilla off your back.
It feels good.

Is it wrong that I read that as "I took a dump on a Gorilla's back" ?

Just a bit maybe. :lol:

by **Tiami** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:03 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Tiami wrote:Is it wrong that I read that as "I took a dump on a Gorilla's back" ?

Just a bit maybe.

Just making sure, because I wasn't sure if it was possible to take a dump on a gorilla without getting destroyed.
Also, I'll drink to that.

by **Horsefish** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:04 pm

Tiami wrote:
Horsefish wrote:That moment you want to punch someone in the face but you lack someone to have a fight with.

Would you like to punch me?

Not particuly. I've calmed down in the whole 4 miuntes since I posted that. I do need to get a handle on these mood swings or stop listening to such aggressive music

by **Tiami** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:04 pm

Horsefish wrote:
Tiami wrote:Would you like to punch me?

Not particuly. I've calmed down in the whole 4 miuntes since I posted that. I do need to get a handle on these mood swings or stop listening to such aggressive music

Ok, because I punch back.

by **Imperial--japan** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:05 pm

When I told my neighbor to fuck off when his mom was right behind me.

Awkward....

by **Horsefish** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:06 pm

Tiami wrote:Ok, because I punch back.

Well I wanted a fight not a punching bag. Something that can't fight back presents no challenge what-so-ever

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:08 pm

Tiami wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:

Just a bit maybe.

Just making sure, because I wasn't sure if it was possible to take a dump on a gorilla without getting destroyed.
Also, I'll drink to that.

Cheers!

by **Maravannea** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:14 pm

That moment when the girl you like is sitting on your lap and you're trying not to get a boner...but you still get one and she feels it.

by **Overlord Laharl** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:14 pm

Slamming an axe into your foot and bleeding everywhere but you don't notice it because it doesn't hurt but everybody else is just staring.

by **Tiami** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:23 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Tiami wrote:Just making sure, because I wasn't sure if it was possible to take a dump on a gorilla without getting destroyed.
Also, I'll drink to that.

Cheers!

Cheers!

by **Tiami** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:24 pm

Maravannea wrote:That moment when the girl you like is sitting on your lap and you're trying not to get a boner...but you still get one and she feels it.

That's a great feeling.
>_>
<_<

by **Zanarkenisia** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:36 pm

Maravannea wrote:That moment when the girl you like is sitting on your lap and you're trying not to get a boner...but you still get one and she feels it.

Try playing it off.

by **The Warrior Hearted** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:39 pm

Maravannea wrote:That moment when the girl you like is sitting on your lap and you're trying not to get a boner...but you still get one and she feels it.

by **Maravannea** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:43 pm

The Warrior Hearted wrote:
Maravannea wrote:That moment when the girl you like is sitting on your lap and you're trying not to get a boner...but you still get one and she feels it.

by **The Warrior Hearted** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:45 pm

Maravannea wrote:
The Warrior Hearted wrote:

its been a long time since i found a reason to open my old "funny pics" folder

Glad they are still as good as i remember

by **Grenartia** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:47 pm

Zanarkenisia wrote:
Maravannea wrote:That moment when the girl you like is sitting on your lap and you're trying not to get a boner...but you still get one and she feels it.

Try playing it off.

I'd just tell her it has a mind of its own.

by **Maravannea** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:47 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Zanarkenisia wrote:Try playing it off.

I'd just tell her it has a mind of its own.

I tried swatting it with a newspaper. >_> "DOWN BOY!"

by **Tiami** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:48 pm

When you realize that NSG is becoming a place where you can't discuss whether Communism or Capitalism is better.

by **Zanarkenisia** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:49 pm

Maravannea wrote:
The Warrior Hearted wrote:

Reminds me of a Facebook joke. A man is heading into a hotel aciddentally hits a woman with his elbow in her chest, the man says to the woman who he bumped into,"If your heart is as soft as your tits you'll forgive me." The woman replies,"If your penis is as hard as your elbow I'm in room 118."

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