Grainne Ni Malley wrote:That moment when the world outside your window is waking up right before you are about to go to bed.
I like that moment.
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by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:27 am
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:That moment when the world outside your window is waking up right before you are about to go to bed.

by Horsefish » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:27 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:31 am
Horsefish wrote:That moment you realise you don't have any drugs left after last night and are faced with the debate to buy some more today or wait till next week.

by Grainne Ni Malley » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:33 am

by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:39 am

by Grainne Ni Malley » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:43 am
Erinkita wrote:Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
I sort of do, too. Until I realize how absolutely skewed my day becomes as a result. Still, it's much more peaceful to be awake when everyone else is asleep and asleep when everyone else is awake.
I like going for walks in the pre-dawn hours. I can pretend I'm in some kind of post-apocalyptic twilight world inhabited only be me and the occasional car which has become self-aware but still chooses to obey traffic rules that have long since become obsolete. I can sit on a hill and just stare out at the empty world. And when the aliens come, that's where they'll find my skeleton, sitting there with its bony arms around its bony knees staring forever.

by Horsefish » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:44 am
Erinkita wrote:What kind of drugs?
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:I sort of do, too. Until I realize how absolutely skewed my day becomes as a result. Still, it's much more peaceful to be awake when everyone else is asleep and asleep when everyone else is awake.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:48 am
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Maybe it's time you get some sleep. *pats back*

by Horsefish » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:53 am
Erinkita wrote:Oddly, both of these lead to same same reply.
My drugs cause insomnia as a side effect. My sleep patterns are all over the place.

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:56 am

by Horsefish » Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:01 am
Erinkita wrote:Yeah, I figured, but your vagueness allowed me to imagine any kind of drugs I want, so I decided it as an antibiotic that prevented your head from expanding to four time sits normal size.

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:02 am
Horsefish wrote:Erinkita wrote:Yeah, I figured, but your vagueness allowed me to imagine any kind of drugs I want, so I decided it as an antibiotic that prevented your head from expanding to four time sits normal size.
Christ, my heads already pretty fucking big, I think my neck would probally snap if it was 4x as bigger

by ZombieRothbard » Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:51 am

by Grenartia » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:03 am
Erinkita wrote:Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
I sort of do, too. Until I realize how absolutely skewed my day becomes as a result. Still, it's much more peaceful to be awake when everyone else is asleep and asleep when everyone else is awake.
I like going for walks in the pre-dawn hours. I can pretend I'm in some kind of post-apocalyptic twilight world inhabited only be me and the occasional car which has become self-aware but still chooses to obey traffic rules that have long since become obsolete. I can sit on a hill and just stare out at the empty world. And when the aliens come, that's where they'll find my skeleton, sitting there with its bony arms around its bony knees staring forever.
ZombieRothbard wrote:That awkward moment with somebody poops on your chest while you are asleep.

by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:12 am
Grenartia wrote:Erinkita wrote:I like going for walks in the pre-dawn hours. I can pretend I'm in some kind of post-apocalyptic twilight world inhabited only be me and the occasional car which has become self-aware but still chooses to obey traffic rules that have long since become obsolete. I can sit on a hill and just stare out at the empty world. And when the aliens come, that's where they'll find my skeleton, sitting there with its bony arms around its bony knees staring forever.
I used to walk around my town all the time before my parents moved to Nashville...
It was fun. Except when a stray dog once started chasing after me... I'd have fought it, but I didn't want to get my clothes ripped (and have to explain that to my parents), or get bitten by the dog...

by Grenartia » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:35 am
Erinkita wrote:Grenartia wrote:
I used to walk around my town all the time before my parents moved to Nashville...
It was fun. Except when a stray dog once started chasing after me... I'd have fought it, but I didn't want to get my clothes ripped (and have to explain that to my parents), or get bitten by the dog...
I don't know anything about Nashville, but the name makes me think of bared wire fences, burned out cars, and old men named with shotguns.
What's it like outside my head?
I think you made the right choice. Fighting a dog opens gateways. Next thing you know, you're in a pit in the woods while hilbillies put wagers on you vs. the grizzly bear.

by Coffee Cakes » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:39 am

Transnapastain wrote:CC!
Posting mod mistakes now are we?
Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
Quotes Singing Contest of DOOM Champ. SoftballGeniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.

by Kulverint » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:40 am
Horsefish wrote:Erinkita wrote:Yeah, I figured, but your vagueness allowed me to imagine any kind of drugs I want, so I decided it as an antibiotic that prevented your head from expanding to four time sits normal size.
Christ, my heads already pretty fucking big, I think my neck would probally snap if it was 4x as bigger

by Erinkita » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:47 am
Grenartia wrote:Erinkita wrote:I don't know anything about Nashville, but the name makes me think of bared wire fences, burned out cars, and old men named with shotguns.
What's it like outside my head?
I think you made the right choice. Fighting a dog opens gateways. Next thing you know, you're in a pit in the woods while hilbillies put wagers on you vs. the grizzly bear.
I've never seen any of that shit in Nashville. The worst I know of there is East Nashville, which is basically the ghetto...
We only have brown bears down here in Cajunland, IIRC. On the water, the worst we have to deal with are snakes and gators...

by -St George » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:59 am
Horsefish wrote:That moment you realise you don't have any drugs left after last night and are faced with the debate to buy some more today or wait till next week.

by Indeos » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:15 am
Coffee Cakes wrote:you want to chuck your alarm clock out the window today because for the first time it failed, and because of that I let a friend down.
also the moment when you feel bad for letting said friend down.
Feel better, CC. 
by The Truth and Light » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:19 am
Indeos wrote:Coffee Cakes wrote:you want to chuck your alarm clock out the window today because for the first time it failed, and because of that I let a friend down.
also the moment when you feel bad for letting said friend down.
Feel better, CC.
That moment when you decide not to go to a dance because it wouldn't get you anywhere anyway, and you know you won't have a good time without alcohol or drugs.

by Coffee Cakes » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:20 am
Indeos wrote:Coffee Cakes wrote:you want to chuck your alarm clock out the window today because for the first time it failed, and because of that I let a friend down.
also the moment when you feel bad for letting said friend down.
Feel better, CC.
That moment when you decide not to go to a dance because it wouldn't get you anywhere anyway, and you know you won't have a good time without alcohol or drugs.

Transnapastain wrote:CC!
Posting mod mistakes now are we?
Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
Quotes Singing Contest of DOOM Champ. SoftballGeniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.

by Indeos » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:29 am
The Truth and Light wrote:Indeos wrote:
Feel better, CC.
That moment when you decide not to go to a dance because it wouldn't get you anywhere anyway, and you know you won't have a good time without alcohol or drugs.
Dances are a good start sometimes. They help you know how your partner acts in a party without the risk of you getting hammered and doing shit too early.

by The Truth and Light » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:32 am
Indeos wrote:The Truth and Light wrote:Dances are a good start sometimes. They help you know how your partner acts in a party without the risk of you getting hammered and doing shit too early.
Meh. It's not going to help me get anywhere and I can't stand social situations. No point in going, unless I want to go just to dress nicely and show it off.
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