That moment when...

by **Death-Magnavox** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:17 pm

well,my friend passed by this situation,once,he got stuck in a elevator,but he had to piss,and pissed on the elevator,and funniest part is,when he was pissing,the door opened,and a news broadcasting channel,filmed him taking a piss on the elevator,he got arrested.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:17 pm

Death-Magnavox wrote:well,my friend passed by this situation,once,he got stuck in a elevator,but he had to piss,and pissed on the elevator,and funniest part is,when he was pissing,the door opened,and a news broadcasting channel,filmed him taking a piss on the elevator,he got arrested.

Er... what?

by **The Truth and Light** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:20 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Death-Magnavox wrote:well,my friend passed by this situation,once,he got stuck in a elevator,but he had to piss,and pissed on the elevator,and funniest part is,when he was pissing,the door opened,and a news broadcasting channel,filmed him taking a piss on the elevator,he got arrested.

Er... what?

Someone pissed in an elevator and got arrested.

by **Pottslande** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:22 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Er... what?

Someone pissed in an elevator and got arrested.

Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you're not a real boy!

by **The Truth and Light** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:23 pm

Pottslande wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:Someone pissed in an elevator and got arrested.

Sometimes your movements are so lifelike, I forget you're not a real boy!

What... the hell...

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:23 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Er... what?

Someone pissed in an elevator and got arrested.

That much I got. I'm just not sure that has anything to do with those moments when. But that may just be my perception.

by **Death-Magnavox** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:27 pm

well,my friend pissed on a elevator,he the elevator was stuck,and his bladder was full,and the news broadcasting was doing something,that i dont what is was,but well,my friend appeared on tv,minutes later,he got arrested,and in what building he was,a fucking police department.

by **Death-Magnavox** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:27 pm

well,my friend pissed on a elevator,he the elevator was stuck,and his bladder was full,and the news broadcasting was doing something,that i dont what is was,but well,my friend appeared on tv,minutes later,he got arrested,and in what building he was,a fucking police department.

by **Grenartia** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:43 pm

Indeos wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Tell them you have penis related Tourettes.

Nah. My teachers haven't noticed, and I don't really care whether my classmates think I'm an awkward slut.

I'm openly bi at my school. Not in everybody's face bi, but most people who've met me there know I go both ways.

by **Death-Magnavox** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:50 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Indeos wrote:
Nah. My teachers haven't noticed, and I don't really care whether my classmates think I'm an awkward slut.

I'm openly bi at my school. Not in everybody's face bi, but most people who've met me there know I go both ways.

penis is a beautiful word

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:05 am

Death-Magnavox wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
I'm openly bi at my school. Not in everybody's face bi, but most people who've met me there know I go both ways.

penis is a beautiful word

As is the organ itself.

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:13 am

Grenartia wrote:
Death-Magnavox wrote:
penis is a beautiful word

As is the organ itself.

Don't get me wrong, I like penises, but aesthetically they really aren't beautiful. At least IMO.

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:21 am

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
As is the organ itself.

Don't get me wrong, I like penises, but aesthetically they really aren't beautiful. At least IMO.

Granted, not all of them are, but a fair majority of the ones I've seen are...

by **Death-Magnavox** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:29 am

have you ever been slaped with a penis,its awesome,i do this on people all the time.

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:46 am

Death-Magnavox wrote:have you ever been slaped with a penis,its awesome,i do this on people all the time.

No I haven't but I wouldn't be opposed...

(no more about this unless by TG, lest the mods come in)

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:59 am

you're tired, and even posted a good night status on Facebook, but can't fall asleep no matter how hard you try.

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:01 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:you're tired, and even posted a good night status on Facebook, but can't fall asleep no matter how hard you try.

Been there before. :hug:

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:04 am

Grenartia wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:you're tired, and even posted a good night status on Facebook, but can't fall asleep no matter how hard you try.

Been there before.

It stinks. And the worst part is that I had exactly 2hours last night, and 2 earlier tonight.
Yay for being a zombie at the standout tomorrow. /sarcasm.

:hug:

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:27 am

I hate double posting, but this one's semi-relevant...

the moment when you are appreciative of a serious TG, but can't help but laugh at the pun that ends it.

by **Horsefish** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:26 am

When you realise the suprise 18th party you went to last night was so wank everyone had left by around 11.

by **San Whoopee** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:34 am

Belting out profanity for half a minute when I crushed my finger in the drawer, turning to apologize to the other people in the room, then realizing that none of them speak Cantonese, and having to spend the next 2 hours explaining all the dirty words.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:06 am

... when you finally understand that you won't sleep this evening.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:57 am

The Truth and Light wrote:
Volnotova wrote:
Yes, I am Dutch.

You appear suprised.

I have this habit of assuming that people are American. It's your fault, for having perfect English.

Shouldn't they be considered British instead if they have perfect English?

by **-St George** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:58 am

That moment when you finally get back online...

and realise you have to go out in an hour.

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:25 am

That moment when the world outside your window is waking up right before you are about to go to bed.

That moment when...

Who is online