More Cucumber News: Nessie on Google Earth

[Dimoniquid]

Probably, but sightings go back to about 565AD, so it seems to me their must be something in the lake

I wonder what it is...

[Dumb Ideologies]

I don't get it. How come every picture of Nessie, UFOs and everything else we hear of is always so blurred as to be almost indistinguishable? I guess that ordinary people can be unreliable witnesses and photographers, but did Google Earth get drunk and forget to focus properly?

[Charlotte Ryberg]

Well, I have an idea to solve the mystery once and for all: heat-sensor technology flying over Loch Ness.

[Voltairian Prospects]

Well, I have an idea to solve the mystery once and for all: heat-sensor technology flying over Loch Ness.

I am rather split on the issue...

-Redneck VP-

Or we could go fishin for that bastard with some dynamite... maybe a missle or two.

-logical VP-

I think a heat sensor maybe could suffice but what if we can find a device big enough to focus on the whole lake at one time... if there truelly is a "monster" I doubt he/she is going to hold still long enogh to get it's picture taken. so one would either need many of these sensors and use them at the same time, or you would need one large enough to pick up the whole lakes reading at one time

[Farnhamia]

I don't get it. How come every picture of Nessie, UFOs and everything else we hear of is always so blurred as to be almost indistinguishable? I guess that ordinary people can be unreliable witnesses and photographers, but did Google Earth get drunk and forget to focus properly?

It's more that even a satellite gets so excited by the idea of taking a photo of Nessie that its hand starts to shake and ... wait ...

[JuNii]

*Looks at pic*

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[New Imperial Tyrannia]

Nessie, obviously.

Church of Nessie, anyone?

I'd love too, but i've already set up my own religion.
Still, it's a good idea...

[RhynoD]

Really? Global Warming killed Nessie?

[Farnhamia]

Really? Global Warming killed Nessie?

Par-boiled the old chap. Quite sad, really.

[RhynoD]

Really? Global Warming killed Nessie?

Par-boiled the old chap. Quite sad, really.

I'm pretty sure it was the Dutch what did it. Fuckers.

[Wilgrove]

Why not just drain the lake like Homer and Mr. Burns did?

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Why not just drain the lake like Homer and Mr. Burns did?

it's loch damn your eyes.
yes drain a loch, and my next trick will be to divide by zero...

[KaIashnikov]

I thought Nessie was a manufacture of chocolate?

[Takaram]

Teh aliens are back, teh aliens are back!

[Zombie PotatoHeads]

It's Cthulhu, obviously.

[Cameroi]

none of the poll options.
a surviving species of aquatic saurian.
related to the supossedly extict icthiosaur.

[Farnhamia]

none of the poll options.
a surviving species of aquatic saurian.
related to the supossedly extict icthiosaur.

Indeed? Where was it before Loch Ness formed? On holiday in the Costa del Sol?

[Cameroi]

none of the poll options.
a surviving species of aquatic saurian.
related to the supossedly extict icthiosaur.

Indeed? Where was it before Loch Ness formed? On holiday in the Costa del Sol?

scuba diving in the Marianas trench.

[Wilgrove]

Why not just drain the lake like Homer and Mr. Burns did?

it's loch damn your eyes.
yes drain a loch, and my next trick will be to divide by zero...

Hey, it'd shut people up once and for all.

[Maurepas]

I think its a Russian Sub...Ive seen the Hunt for Red October, I know they were in Scotland,

[Hairless Kitten II]

Well, I have an idea to solve the mystery once and for all: heat-sensor technology flying over Loch Ness.

It could have cold blood, so I assume you wouldn't see anything, no?

[Wilgrove]

Well, I have an idea to solve the mystery once and for all: heat-sensor technology flying over Loch Ness.

It could have cold blood, so I assume you wouldn't see anything, no?

Drain the lake!

[Dakini]

Probably, but sightings go back to about 565AD, so it seems to me their must be something in the lake

I'm impressed that people figured out how to make a do-nothing place into a tourist attraction in 565 CE. I thought this was a modern idea.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Is it just me, or isn't this undeniable proof that Ctuhlu is Scottish?

EDIT-- Apparantly it isn't just me.

[Hairless Kitten II]

Probably, but sightings go back to about 565AD, so it seems to me their must be something in the lake

I'm impressed that people figured out how to make a do-nothing place into a tourist attraction in 565 CE. I thought this was a modern idea.

They have a fake dragon and it's handed over from generation to generation.