Stupid Laws

[Nationstatelandsville]

Name a state. We have some prejudice against you too.

you hate new york.

you haters

We don't hate anybody... except New Jersey. But everyone hates New Jersey.

[The Republic of Lanos]

Texas: Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Beat that.

[Tsarsgrad]

In Vermont, it's illegal to be within 500 feet of a sheep if you're on probation.

So, the people of Vermont are Welsh?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Wait, i'm Welsh!

[UCUMAY]

Texas: Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Beat that.

I know... I still wonder how they'd enforce it.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Ohio State Law
Section 2331.12
General Assembly: 100.
Bill Number: House Bill 1
Effective Date: 10-1-53
No person shall be arrested during a sitting of the senate or house of representatives, within the hall where such session is being held, or in any court of justice, during the sitting of such court, or on Sunday, or on the fourth day of July.

I know where I'm going next summer.

[The Republic of Lanos]

We don't hate anybody... except New Jersey. But everyone hates New Jersey.

I was born there, but was mostly raised in Texas. For that betrayal, I'd be deported from the Garden State in a heartbeat.

[Biernackia]

you hate new york.

you haters

We don't hate anybody... except New Jersey. But everyone hates New Jersey.

"sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel it isnt the promised land,its just New Jersey"

[Nationstatelandsville]

So, the people of Vermont are Welsh?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Wait, i'm Welsh!

Then you must be half sheep.

[Storica]

where i live people are alowed to shoot the welsh with a longbow if they are in the cathedral









protect the sheep

[Genivaria]

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer
at home.

[Salvarity]

you hate new york.

you haters

We don't hate anybody... except New Jersey. But everyone hates New Jersey.

thats true

note to self ; Avoid visiting my uncle in New Jersey

[Nationstatelandsville]

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer
at home.

How Un-Texan.

[Tsarsgrad]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Wait, i'm Welsh!

Then you must be half sheep.

Baaaat that can't be right! *sighs*

[Biernackia]

It's strange,Pennslyvania has a lot of laws involving fishing.

[UCUMAY]

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer
at home.

How Un-Texan.

I agree. But you have a lot of bible thumpers here, despite them loving their beer.

[Macapule Island]

In England, we have all sorts of archaic and useless laws. For example, it is illegal for a taxi not to have hay for the horses, and you can still kill a Scotsman inYork with a bow.

[Salvarity]

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer
at home.

How Un-Texan.

Here is a list of dumb NY Laws


In New York, adultery is still a crime.

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

i got all of these off of This Crazy Site

[Tsarsgrad]

In England, we have all sorts of archaic and useless laws. For example, it is illegal for a taxi not to have hay for the horses, and you can still kill a Scotsman in York with a bow.

I know where i'm going this Summer.

[UCUMAY]

In England, we have all sorts of archaic and useless laws. For example, it is illegal for a taxi not to have hay for the horses, and you can still kill a Scotsman inYork with a bow.

I better not go to york... My surname is the Scotish Anderson.

[Fedeledland]

I heard it's illegal to mistreat oysters in Maryland...

[UCUMAY]

I heard it's illegal to mistreat oysters in Maryland...

I can't eat them?

[Nadkor]

In England, we have all sorts of archaic and useless laws. For example, it is illegal for a taxi not to have hay for the horses, and you can still kill a Scotsman inYork with a bow.

where i live people are alowed to shoot the welsh with a longbow if they are in the cathedral

False.

protect the sheep

Good joke, though.

[UCUMAY]

In England, we have all sorts of archaic and useless laws. For example, it is illegal for a taxi not to have hay for the horses, and you can still kill a Scotsman inYork with a bow.

where i live people are alowed to shoot the welsh with a longbow if they are in the cathedral

False.

protect the sheep

Good joke, though.

Okay then... What is a stupid law there that's still in place?

[Nadkor]

False.



Good joke, though.

Okay then... What is a stupid law there that's still in place?

In England, a woman cannot rape a man.

[UCUMAY]

Okay then... What is a stupid law there that's still in place?

In England, a woman cannot rape a man.

That's an odd law.