Salvarity wrote:Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
ATTENTION ALL PRO-SANTA CITIZENS OF THE WORLD -- WE MUST STAGE A GLORIOUS VIOLENT REVOLUTION TO PUT JOLLY OL' SAINT NICK AT THE HEAD OF THE WORLD COUNCIL.
PABLO, THE MEXICAN PENGUIN, SEEKS TO DESTROY THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS AND THE DREAMS OF CHILDREN.
HE.MUST.BE.BROUGHT.DOWN.
PABLO IS NOT PLEASED.
PABLO HAS ORDERED THE MOBILIZATION OF ALL MOOSE CANNONS,ORCA SUBS AND PELICAN BOMBERS. We shall defeat Saint Nick and his Raindeer Hordes
You fool~! Do you not realize that we have hordes of elfish throwaway soldiers~? And, we are led by a barking Christian saint~! North-Poleian Inquisition -- we haz t3h Vatican~~~



