I have discovered the truth to the Illuminati.
Don't let these wacko conspiracy theorists fool you. The Illuminati are not as powerful as you think. Or something like that. Let me explain.
First, we have this cartoon, an xkcd strip, depicting the depraved lunacy of a man who murders people in IHOPs. At first, I thought it might could conceivably happen as a consequence of those damned Grand Theft Auto games, but I noticed on Yahoo News today this incident.
A shooting at an IHOP. In Nevada. Coincidence? Obviously not.
We now know the truth. The Illuminati are powerful, but not in the traditional sense. Remember what began empowering lifeless, hopeless young men?
Revenge of the Nerds. A rallying cry for Illuminati representatives everywhere.
Now we know the truth. Illuminati is made of up computer nerds. Destroy your computers and don't let them hack your SSL internet!
