Hey, people have been putting cigerettes. It was part of the meal, though ingested slightly diffrently

A ham sandwich.
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by Horsefish » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:29 am

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

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by Stattr » Sat Oct 01, 2011 10:02 am
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:04 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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by Maaselene » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:09 am
QUOTES
[spoiler]"Merchant..." Jesus puts his arms around you in a fatherly manner. "I know what you've been doing late at night."
"Oh God! No! Please, I promise, it'll never happen again!"
"No, no, don't worry, I approve entirely."
"Really? Oh, thank God. Erm, thank you.
...
You... Approve?"
"Absolutely."
"And... And you've been watching?"
"You have wonderful hands my son."

by Trixiestan » Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:57 pm

by Stattr » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:54 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by The Nuclear Fist » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:01 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

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