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How do you think you'll die?

Postby Bafuria » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:08 pm

I've been thinking. There are very gruesome ways to die like mentioned in the other thread but fortunately, only a tiny fraction of us will face death like that.
Most of us die in more common and less interesting ways.

So judging from your lifestyle and genetics, how do you guys think you are going to die? What's your most likely cause of death?

I seem to have inherited my cardiovascular system from my father's side of the family, so a heart attack or a stroke seems likely.
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Postby Jordsindia » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:10 pm

Liver cancer cause of alcoholism, or old age at 70.

(im not a alcoholic, thou)
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Postby New Hayesalia » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:10 pm

Cargo plane crash, enemy fire, or cancer (probably bowel, that's how me Grandad went.).
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:11 pm

Murder.
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Postby Francis Fitzgerald » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:11 pm

The best way. On the battlefield with a bullet right between the eyes.

Or you know, some other way, like having a stroke while making love.

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Postby Calixs » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:11 pm

heart attack

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Postby Norstal » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:12 pm

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Postby Lolzieristan » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:13 pm

I'm in the process of becoming a naval officer right now, so I could well die in whatever major war the US winds up in in the next twenty to thirty years. I've also seriously considered joining the intelligence community, such as the CIA, so imagine what fun and creative methods I could be assassinated with :roll:
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Postby Jafas United » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:13 pm

Either lung cancer as I regularly smoke shisha or prostate cancer as that's how my grandfather, an uncle of mine and a cousin of mine all went.

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Postby Tiami » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:13 pm

Preferably, I'd rather die of natural causes. My relatively health lifestyle should increase my chances, though the alcohol doesn't help.

If not old age, I think I'd die on the battlefied.
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Postby Vallermoore » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:14 pm

A heart attack most likely.

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Postby Wazkyraque » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:14 pm

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Postby Norstal » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:14 pm

Lolzieristan wrote:I'm in the process of becoming a naval officer right now, so I could well die in whatever major war the US winds up in in the next twenty to thirty years. I've also seriously considered joining the intelligence community, such as the CIA, so imagine what fun and creative methods I could be assassinated with :roll:

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Postby Meowfoundland » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:15 pm

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Postby The non ignorant » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:16 pm

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Postby Cabickstan » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:17 pm

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Postby BrightonBurg » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:17 pm

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Postby Salvarity » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:18 pm

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Postby Francis Fitzgerald » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:19 pm

Lolzieristan wrote:I'm in the process of becoming a naval officer right now, so I could well die in whatever major war the US winds up in in the next twenty to thirty years. I've also seriously considered joining the intelligence community, such as the CIA, so imagine what fun and creative methods I could be assassinated with :roll:


Don't be ridiculous. Navy is the safest of the branches, we hold near total dominance on the high seas, unless you're a JAG lawyer or a pilot, you'll be fine. And stop watching Mission Impossible like movies, you'll most likely be stuck in a cubicle in Langley reading over transcripts concerning third world dictators and their sex lines.

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Postby Threlizdun » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:19 pm

There's a family history of cancer on my mom's side, though she managed to survive. Hopefully I won't get it and I'll just die of old age, but you never know.
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Postby Lessnt » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:19 pm

Salvarity wrote:On the Battlefield.
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Old Age

On the battlefield.
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Heart attack.
Old Age.

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Postby Sovereign Spirits » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:21 pm

Accidental self-inflicted trauma.
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Postby Daemyrs » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:22 pm

I know for a fact that I wi die from death.
lol
Probably a helicopter/plane accident, killed by an insurgent, cancer, or old age.

Now that I think about it, im gonna get my recruiter to take aerial vunner off of my choices

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Postby Marcheria » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:23 pm

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No, but seriously I think I'll die of some sort of a heart attack. It's gotten one out of every generation on my father's side, so...
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Postby Lolzieristan » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:24 pm

Norstal wrote:
Lolzieristan wrote:I'm in the process of becoming a naval officer right now, so I could well die in whatever major war the US winds up in in the next twenty to thirty years. I've also seriously considered joining the intelligence community, such as the CIA, so imagine what fun and creative methods I could be assassinated with :roll:

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