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by BrightonBurg » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:50 pm

by The Merchant Republics » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:50 pm
Lessnt wrote:How often do you like to look at yourself (in a mirror and so on)on a scale of 1 to 5.
How good do you feel when you look at yourself on a scale of 1 to 5.
How easy is it for others to look at you on a scale of 1 to 10.
How often do people flirt with you on a scale of 1 to 10.
Add the numbers together.
1-10 means you arent the best lookin person.
11-20 means your alright but it may all just be in your head.
21-30 means you look attractive.
I just made this crap up so go ahead and use it.

by The Holy Twig » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:50 pm
New Freedomstan wrote:What is a little purging and gulag between friends?
They said I could do anything I wanted to do, so I argue with strangers on the internet.
Ceannairceach wrote:I am looking for a girl with >5% genetic relation to me. Must be dtf, blond, big butt.

by Greto » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:50 pm
The Western Russians wrote:Move to London and you get a fuck load of chavs shouting at you telling you you're going to get stabbed. Whereas in Scotland you get a fuck load of homeless people shouting at you telling you you're going to get stabbed. Move to Wales and you'll get a fuck load of DRG telling you you're going to get stabbed. Move to Ireland you're going to get a fuck load of IRA telling you you're going to get bombed.

by Buffett and Colbert » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:51 pm
The Holy Twig wrote:Short answer to OP?
I've broken several mirrors from several feet away with my face.
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:51 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria


by Sunny Marionette » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:52 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.

by Jagalonia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:54 pm

Tokyoni wrote:Hitler's mustache looks weird. Adam Smith was a drunken fatass. There, I've just pwned fascism and capitalism by such "logic".
Edlichbury wrote:OOC: If Knootoss can claim alcohol is a biological weapon, I can claim sentient Milk-People.
Senestrum wrote:Russians took the maximum allowable missile performances from the ABM treaty as design goals.
lolz ensued

by Commonwealths of Isles » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:54 pm


by Jagalonia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:55 pm
Tokyoni wrote:Hitler's mustache looks weird. Adam Smith was a drunken fatass. There, I've just pwned fascism and capitalism by such "logic".
Edlichbury wrote:OOC: If Knootoss can claim alcohol is a biological weapon, I can claim sentient Milk-People.
Senestrum wrote:Russians took the maximum allowable missile performances from the ABM treaty as design goals.
lolz ensued

by The Holy Twig » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:56 pm
Lessnt wrote:How often do you like to look at yourself (in a mirror and so on)on a scale of 1 to 5.
How good do you feel when you look at yourself on a scale of 1 to 5.
How easy is it for others to look at you on a scale of 1 to 10.
How often do people flirt with you on a scale of 1 to 10.
Add the numbers together.
1-10 means you arent the best lookin person.
11-20 means your alright but it may all just be in your head.
21-30 means you look attractive.
I just made this crap up so go ahead and use it.
New Freedomstan wrote:What is a little purging and gulag between friends?
They said I could do anything I wanted to do, so I argue with strangers on the internet.
Ceannairceach wrote:I am looking for a girl with >5% genetic relation to me. Must be dtf, blond, big butt.

by Jagalonia » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:56 pm
Tokyoni wrote:Hitler's mustache looks weird. Adam Smith was a drunken fatass. There, I've just pwned fascism and capitalism by such "logic".
Edlichbury wrote:OOC: If Knootoss can claim alcohol is a biological weapon, I can claim sentient Milk-People.
Senestrum wrote:Russians took the maximum allowable missile performances from the ABM treaty as design goals.
lolz ensued

by Lessnt » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:58 pm
The Holy Twig wrote:Lessnt wrote:How often do you like to look at yourself (in a mirror and so on)on a scale of 1 to 5.
How good do you feel when you look at yourself on a scale of 1 to 5.
How easy is it for others to look at you on a scale of 1 to 10.
How often do people flirt with you on a scale of 1 to 10.
Add the numbers together.
1-10 means you arent the best lookin person.
11-20 means your alright but it may all just be in your head.
21-30 means you look attractive.
I just made this crap up so go ahead and use it.
3. I can't look like total crap all the time. Also, I like to see exactly which pimple is torturing which part of my face.
2. No explanation needed.
4. It would be lower, but I live in a town of ugly people, so they're desensitized.
0. I've never been flirted with, unless we count one damnable girl in second grade who always attempted to seduce me for my lunches. The swine.
9. Well that was fun. I'm off to do something even more asinine on the internet now.

by Soviet Haaregrad » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:59 pm


by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:00 pm

Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

by The Parkus Empire » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:01 pm

by Soviet Haaregrad » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:01 pm

by The Holy Twig » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:01 pm
Lessnt wrote:The Holy Twig wrote:3. I can't look like total crap all the time. Also, I like to see exactly which pimple is torturing which part of my face.
2. No explanation needed.
4. It would be lower, but I live in a town of ugly people, so they're desensitized.
0. I've never been flirted with, unless we count one damnable girl in second grade who always attempted to seduce me for my lunches. The swine.
9. Well that was fun. I'm off to do something even more asinine on the internet now.
Doing asinine things is what the internet is for.
New Freedomstan wrote:What is a little purging and gulag between friends?
They said I could do anything I wanted to do, so I argue with strangers on the internet.
Ceannairceach wrote:I am looking for a girl with >5% genetic relation to me. Must be dtf, blond, big butt.

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:02 pm

Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

by The Merchant Republics » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:03 pm

by The Parkus Empire » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:03 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The Parkus Empire wrote:I'd say you're super fucking cute. I dunno about the scale thing, I find it too constraining. Beauty can't well be rated on a simplistic linear scale like that.
I was just using since everyone else was.
Thanks though. You're quite handsome yourself. Probably because you exude confidence in yourself and that, babe, is super sexy in my book.
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