Do you consider yourself attractive?

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:19 am

Freelanderness wrote:
Conservatives states wrote:
Lies. we can just pro-create in a tube.

And then all suffer from sexual frustration... ):

Indeed... Such a terrible thing to go through...eventually, certain things begin to get boring...

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:I'm 15, and legally in Canada, I can only date (or rather "make contact with, for a sexual purpose) people who are 19 or younger.

Oh dear lord, and to think I found you incredibly attractive since your first pic. I feel like such a creep now.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:19 am

Conservatives states wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:This. Humans are naturally sexual beings.

Lies. we can just pro-create in a tube.

Erm, the hell does that have to do with humans being naturally sexual beings (not that they are)?

by **Conservatives states** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:20 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Conservatives states wrote:
Lies. we can just pro-create in a tube.

Erm, the hell does that have to do with humans being naturally sexual beings (not that they are)?

Absolutely nothing :rofl:

by **Freelanderness** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:20 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:I'm 15, and legally in Canada, I can only date (or rather "make contact with, for a sexual purpose) people who are 19 or younger.

Oh dear lord, and to think I found you incredibly attractive since your first pic. I feel like such a creep now.

You creep. >:o

Just kidding. I've had 40+ years hitting on me since I was 12. You are NOT creepy.

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:21 am

Conservatives states wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:And then all suffer from sexual frustration... ):

Yep.

What's next? Never eating food, but rather just taking pills for all of our nutritional requirements? I shudder to think of such a world.

by **Conservatives states** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:22 am

Grenartia wrote:
Conservatives states wrote:
Yep.

What's next? Never eating food, but rather just taking pills for all of our nutritional requirements? I shudder to think of such a world.

Yep, no sex, no food, no water, no video games, no hentai, no yuri, none of it. All bad.

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:22 am

Conservatives states wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Until marriage, that is.
and I'll drink to that.

SEX IS A SIN! YOU BETTER REPENT TOO!

Psh. the average person tells 3 lies a day...
That said, when I'm hitched, I'll gladly trade a 15 second lie for 15 minutes of "home run derby".

by **Northern Lancashire** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:22 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Northern Lancashire wrote:Meh, I suppose.

(Image)

Both of the persons in that pic look pretty goddamn good.

I try to act modest. But sure, I'm supersex-e.

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:23 am

Freelanderness wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Oh dear lord, and to think I found you incredibly attractive since your first pic. I feel like such a creep now.

You creep. >:o

Just kidding. I've had 40+ years hitting on me since I was 12. You are NOT creepy.

Sounds kind of like the experiences of a certain other poster on here (won't name names out of respect for privacy).

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:25 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Conservatives states wrote:
Lies. we can just pro-create in a tube.

Erm, the hell does that have to do with humans being naturally sexual beings (not that they are)?

um... nothing?

by **The Parkus Empire** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:25 am

Freelanderness wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Oh dear lord, and to think I found you incredibly attractive since your first pic. I feel like such a creep now.

You creep. >:o

Just kidding. I've had 40+ years hitting on me since I was 12. You are NOT creepy.

Eew. I hope you matured really quickly, and didn't just happen to be subjected to a lot of sick fuck advances.

by **Conservatives states** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:25 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:Erm, the hell does that have to do with humans being naturally sexual beings (not that they are)?

um... nothing?

You dare say such a thing!

by **Ikeea** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:26 am

Guess I'm uglier than I thought

by **Grenartia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:26 am

Conservatives states wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
What's next? Never eating food, but rather just taking pills for all of our nutritional requirements? I shudder to think of such a world.

Yep, no sex, no food, no water, no video games, no hentai, no yuri, none of it. All bad.

I'd rather die than live in such a world (if an existance in such can even be called living...). Besides, how will anybody live without water?

by **Vellosia** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:26 am

There are a surprising amount of relatively good looking people here. Hmm.

by **Arot** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:27 am

by **Conservatives states** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:29 am

Grenartia wrote:
Conservatives states wrote:
Yep, no sex, no food, no water, no video games, no hentai, no yuri, none of it. All bad.

I'd rather die than live in such a world (if an existance in such can even be called living...). Besides, how will anybody live without water?

Death is the only way.

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:29 am

Vellosia wrote:There are a surprising amount of relatively good looking people here. Hmm.

2 dozen, or thereabouts at last count.
And surprisingly, I've not downloaded any of the pics posted by the folks my age group yet.

by **Freelanderness** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:30 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:You creep. >:o

Just kidding. I've had 40+ years hitting on me since I was 12. You are NOT creepy.

Eew. I hope you matured really quickly, and didn't just happen to be subjected to a lot of sick fuck advances.

I did, and most of them don't continue vying for your attention after you mention that you're young enough to be their daughter.

by **Szetiunn** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:30 am

Thanks for the kind words y'all. But I'll be keeping my last pocket ace for when someone else dangerously pretty posts and I have to steal their thunder.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:30 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Vellosia wrote:There are a surprising amount of relatively good looking people here. Hmm.

2 dozen, or thereabouts at last count.
And surprisingly, I've not downloaded any of the pics posted by the folks my age group yet.

Who the hell downloads people pics?

by **Coffee Cakes** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:31 am

Ikeea wrote:Guess I'm uglier than I thought

It's that you're a Lightning fan...
I'm still upset about the Gagne trade...

by **Conservatives states** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:32 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
2 dozen, or thereabouts at last count.
And surprisingly, I've not downloaded any of the pics posted by the folks my age group yet.

Who the hell downloads people pics?

Those who like collecting soul essence? Or at the very least, fapping.

by **Freelanderness** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:32 am

Grenartia wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:You creep. >:o

Just kidding. I've had 40+ years hitting on me since I was 12. You are NOT creepy.

Sounds kind of like the experiences of a certain other poster on here (won't name names out of respect for privacy).

Yeah, similar things happened to some of my friends. Granted, they looked older than 12, however, there is no possible way imaginable that someone could mistake them for older than 16.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:32 am

Freelanderness wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:Eew. I hope you matured really quickly, and didn't just happen to be subjected to a lot of sick fuck advances.

I did, and most of them don't continue vying for your attention after you mention that you're young enough to be their daughter.

Please get back to me in *looks at watch* ten years.

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