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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:52 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
HELLO LITTLE GIRL.

Uhm, hello mister. Who are you.

I'M SANTA CLAUS. I'M HERE TO SPREAD JOY AND LOVE TO THE WORLD.

But, it's July.

JOY AND LOVE.

Ah, what are you doing with that cantelope. . . . where the hell did that come from?

MY SACK OF WONDER.

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it-. . . and he's masturbating.

I MADE YOU A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Uhm. . . thanks. I guess. Why is it made out of jerky?

IT'S MADE FROM THE COOKED FLESH OF YOUR FAMILY.

Mommy. . . Daddy. . . no. . .

YOUR TEARS TASTE SO GOOD. YUMMY, DELCIOUS TEARS.

Oww, get off of me. What the fuck are you doing? Get that the fuck out of my face! DEAR GOD! MY SKULL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SKULL? OH GOD, I CAN FEEL IT HITTING MY CEREBELLUM!

THIS IS THE BEST THANKSGIVING EVER, CHARLIE BROWN.

This isn't even America. . .

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:52 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Indeos wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
I disagree. I'm pretty certain you're not terrible, at least you've never given indications that you are.


As I've said to the others, you don't exactly know me that well. I'm pretty good at looking like a good person.


I understand that, that's why I hedged a bit. We enjoy your company, even if you were a bad person. If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle. :hug:

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:53 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Wazkyraque wrote:I wish I spoke Canadian...


Well, it's right aboot time ya learn'd eh?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:54 pm
by Wazkyraque
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
HELLO LITTLE GIRL.

Uhm, hello mister. Who are you.

I'M SANTA CLAUS. I'M HERE TO SPREAD JOY AND LOVE TO THE WORLD.

But, it's July.

JOY AND LOVE.

Ah, what are you doing with that cantelope. . . . where the hell did that come from?

MY SACK OF WONDER.

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it-. . . and he's masturbating.

I MADE YOU A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Uhm. . . thanks. I guess. Why is it made out of jerky?

IT'S MADE FROM THE COOKED FLESH OF YOUR FAMILY.

Mommy. . . Daddy. . . no. . .

YOUR TEARS TASTE SO GOOD. YUMMY, DELCIOUS TEARS.

Oww, get off of me. What the fuck are you doing? Get that the fuck out of my face! DEAR GOD! MY SKULL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SKULL? OH GOD, I CAN FEEL IT HITTING MY CEREBELLUM!

THIS IS THE BEST THANKSGIVING EVER, CHARLIE BROWN.

This isn't even America. . .

I would expect more screaming.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:54 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Indeos wrote:
As I've said to the others, you don't exactly know me that well. I'm pretty good at looking like a good person.


I understand that, that's why I hedged a bit. We enjoy your company, even if you were a bad person. If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle. :hug:


Agreed.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:55 pm
by Synthetisis
That the old times are never the good times.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:57 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
Wazkyraque wrote:I would expect more screaming.

Yeah, that's what you bitches always say. . .

. . . to somebody else. <___<

Erm, not to Teddy. Teddy get's it done. . . Who am I even talking to?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:57 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Synthetisis wrote:That the old times are never the good times.


Someone's clearly not a conservative. :p

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:57 pm
by Indeos
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Indeos wrote:
As I've said to the others, you don't exactly know me that well. I'm pretty good at looking like a good person.


I understand that, that's why I hedged a bit. We enjoy your company, even if you were a bad person. If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle. :hug:


I can't see why I'd be happy about that.

I may not believe in moral absolutes (and therefore this whole situation is a bit paradoxical), but setting that aside being evil is something that should sorta disqualify me from being worth the sum of my parts.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:58 pm
by Synthetisis
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Someone's clearly not a conservative. :p

Conservatives? You mean retirement home inhabitants?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:59 pm
by Wazkyraque
Synthetisis wrote:That the old times are never the good times.

I only agree with this partially.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:01 pm
by Wazkyraque
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:I would expect more screaming.

Yeah, that's what you bitches always say. . .

. . . to somebody else. <___<

Erm, not to Teddy. Teddy get's it done. . . Who am I even talking to?

You managed to confused the hell out of me.
*Nods*

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:01 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle. :hug:

<___< >____>

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:01 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Synthetisis wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Someone's clearly not a conservative. :p

Conservatives? You mean retirement home inhabitants?


No, people who are 20 years from being in them. By the time you're looking at retirement homes you're worried about the social safety net again, and hoping no one steals the money you paid into your nation's pension plan to pay for tax cuts or wars.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:02 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle. :hug:

<___< >____>


It's one of many reasons we love you. :hug:

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:02 pm
by Wazkyraque
that it is 1 o' clock in the morning.
w00t!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:03 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:<___< >____>


It's one of many reasons we love you. :hug:

:hug:

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:03 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Wazkyraque wrote:that it is 1 o' clock in the morning.
w00t!


That it's 2am, meaning I get to leave in 30 minutes. :)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:05 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
It's one of many reasons we love you. :hug:

:hug:

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?


I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:05 pm
by Synthetisis
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:No, people who are 20 years from being in them. By the time you're looking at retirement homes you're worried about the social safety net again, and hoping no one steals the money you paid into your nation's pension plan to pay for tax cuts or wars.

*somethingabouttheeconomyhatingblackpeople*

Jee, oh my.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:06 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote: :hug:

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?


I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^


Sigged.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:06 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Synthetisis wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:No, people who are 20 years from being in them. By the time you're looking at retirement homes you're worried about the social safety net again, and hoping no one steals the money you paid into your nation's pension plan to pay for tax cuts or wars.

*somethingabouttheeconomyhatingblackpeople*

Jee, oh my.


The economy hates no one, those who control it might have their own biases. ;)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:07 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote: :hug:

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?


I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^

You call it skullrape, I call it. . .

Image

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:07 pm
by Synthetisis
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:The economy hates no one, those who control it might have their own biases. ;)

Monkeys in suits spring to mind.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:10 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^

You call it skullrape, I call it. . .

Image


:rofl:
I won't argue they're not synonymous.