Seriously, What Have You Learned Today?

[Indeos]

If only I had reached that point in my life. Alas, I've still got ~6 years of school left.

Ok, I must ask, if you can tell, how old are you? I was under the impression you were in high school and close to graduating.

16. I've got my junior and senior years of high school, plus ~4 for college. (Wouldn't it have blown your mind if I were in 6th grade or something?)

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Ok, I must ask, if you can tell, how old are you? I was under the impression you were in high school and close to graduating.

16. I've got my junior and senior years of high school, plus ~4 for college.

Ah, ok. I thought you were older.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Ok, I must ask, if you can tell, how old are you? I was under the impression you were in high school and close to graduating.

16. I've got my junior and senior years of high school, plus ~4 for college. (Wouldn't it have blown your mind if I were in 6th grade or something?)

Omigosh, I love it when I find out people on here are the same age as my son.

Not really. Makes me feel old. But that's okay... at least I don't have to go to school anymore.

[Wikipedia and Universe]

I found out that they actually broke ground on the Chicago Spire before it was cancelled. I thought it was just a fantasy idea, never knew it was taken seriously, let alone that it had a footprint.

[Indeos]

16. I've got my junior and senior years of high school, plus ~4 for college.

Ah, ok. I thought you were older.

I've gotten that before, but never really understood why. I still enjoy hearing it, though.

16. I've got my junior and senior years of high school, plus ~4 for college. (Wouldn't it have blown your mind if I were in 6th grade or something?)

Omigosh, I love it when I find out people on here are the same age as my son.

Not really. Makes me feel old. But that's okay... at least I don't have to go to school anymore.

Don't worry, I don't think you're old. I also didn't know you had a son, much less one my age, but you're still not old yet.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That there is something on top of Popeye's winkie.

[Indeos]

That there is something on top of Popeye's winkie.

Uh...what?

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Don't worry, I don't think you're old. I also didn't know you had a son, much less one my age, but you're still not old yet.

Can I adopt you please? At least make it an honorary adoption?

[Mushet]

That there is something on top of Popeye's winkie.

If he's anything like that amazing horse, tug on it he'll turn back from a plane

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That there is something on top of Popeye's winkie.

Uh...what?

On of my friends asked me. And you know what the answer is? Olive oil. Lame, yes, but it made me laugh.

[Mushet]

Uh...what?

On of my friends asked me. And you know what the answer is? Olive oil. Lame, yes, but it made me laugh.

My jokes are either horribly offensive or horribly lame

[spoiler= When Do You Take A Cookie To The Doctor?]When it's feeling crummy [/spoiler]

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

On of my friends asked me. And you know what the answer is? Olive oil. Lame, yes, but it made me laugh.

My jokes are either horribly offensive or horribly lame

[spoiler=When Do You Take A Cookie To The Doctor?]When it's feeling crummy [/spoiler]

*bitchslaps*

[Indeos]

Don't worry, I don't think you're old. I also didn't know you had a son, much less one my age, but you're still not old yet.

Can I adopt you please? At least make it an honorary adoption?

Sure. You definitely seem like a better mother than my actual one (not that that's a high benchmark, since "doesn't hate me" and "doesn't constantly try to make the rest of my immediate family fight" are two of the biggest criteria, but you're considerably better as far as I know).

Luckily, my biological mother now lives in a different state and my parents are being separated, so all is fairly well there.

[Indeos]

Uh...what?

On of my friends asked me. And you know what the answer is? Olive oil. Lame, yes, but it made me laugh.

That made me laugh too, don't worry. I love lame jokes.

[Mushet]

My jokes are either horribly offensive or horribly lame

[spoiler=When Do You Take A Cookie To The Doctor?]When it's feeling crummy [/spoiler]

*bitchslaps*

That Nana's hand feels soft on my cheek

What's the matter, you like me better disturbing and offensive?

[Deus in Machina]

Whoa whoa whoa... is Grainne adopting NSGers now?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

On of my friends asked me. And you know what the answer is? Olive oil. Lame, yes, but it made me laugh.

That made me laugh too, don't worry. I love lame jokes.

He gave another one: Judge: When did you start feeling violated? Prostitute: When the check bounced.

Ba dun tish!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*bitchslaps*

That Nana's hand feels soft on my cheek

What's the matter, you like me better disturbing and offensive?

*washes hand with antibacterial soap*

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Sure. You definitely seem like a better mother than my actual one (not that that's a high benchmark, since "doesn't hate me" and "doesn't constantly try to make the rest of my immediate family fight" are two of the biggest criteria, but you're considerably better as far as I know).

Luckily, my biological mother now lives in a different state and my parents are being separated, so all is fairly well there.

I'll let you stay up until 11pm playing X-box on a school night as long as you get up on time in the morning. I'm not even afraid to buy condoms for you, but don't blow them up like balloons and leave them around the house.

My only downside is that, when I get pissed, I yell and cuss really loud, but I'm usually over it within five minutes.

[Mushet]

That Nana's hand feels soft on my cheek

What's the matter, you like me better disturbing and offensive?

*washes hand with antibacterial soap*

What do you think is on my cheek?!

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Whoa whoa whoa... is Grainne adopting NSGers now?

Sure, now that my house is feeling a little empty.

Then again, my son's friends always come over here to hang out. I am beginning to wonder if my son offended their parents somehow.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*washes hand with antibacterial soap*

What do you think is on my cheek?!

Filth. We're talking about you, after all.

[Indeos]

Sure. You definitely seem like a better mother than my actual one (not that that's a high benchmark, since "doesn't hate me" and "doesn't constantly try to make the rest of my immediate family fight" are two of the biggest criteria, but you're considerably better as far as I know).

Luckily, my biological mother now lives in a different state and my parents are being separated, so all is fairly well there.

I'll let you stay up until 11pm playing X-box on a school night as long as you get up on time in the morning. I'm not even afraid to buy condoms for you, but don't blow them up like balloons and leave them around the house.

My only downside is that, when I get pissed, I yell and cuss really loud, but I'm usually over it within five minutes.

Awesome. I like this plan, very much. (Even if I have no clue when I'd actually need condoms. I've had exactly one success in dating, otherwise it's been a string of rejections.)

[Deus in Machina]

Whoa whoa whoa... is Grainne adopting NSGers now?

Sure, now that my house is feeling a little empty.

Then again, my son's friends always come over here to hang out. I am beginning to wonder if my son offended their parents somehow.

Probably told them the most tasteless joke in the world. Which I am not repeating.

*sigh* Jealous of Grainne's son.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Awesome. I like this plan, very much. (Even if I have no clue when I'd actually need condoms. I've had exactly one success in dating, otherwise it's been a string of rejections.)

Perfect. you and my son will get along great. All of his "girlfriends" are on the internet.

Besides, there is no rush you know. As I always told my son, "You will be stuck remembering the face of the person you lose your virginity to for the rest of your life, so be careful who you pick."

Not saying that you're a virgin. I don't know, nor do I care to know.