Seriously, What Have You Learned Today?

[Tiami]

Car accident?

Either that or flooding would be my guess.

You're probably right.

[New East Ireland]

I take it you didn't see Chris and get wasted with him...

Well, you still have me in Albany. There's plenty of stuff to do, if you like orgies.

I love orgies.

You should come. I'm not sure that your fiance would like that though. How's your thing with Michelle, by the way? Hopefully your fiance doesn't find out about Michelle.

[Norstal]

I take it you didn't see Chris and get wasted with him...

Well, you still have me in Albany. There's plenty of stuff to do, if you like orgies.

I love orgies.

Everyone loves orgies.

[Coffee Cakes]

that Interstate 95 in northern Virginia is shutdown...
the bus I'm on has to go back to DC and catch another route.

I take it you didn't see Chris and get wasted with him...

Well, you still have me in Albany. There's plenty of stuff to do, if you like orgies.

Well, Chris may be delayed at the airport, or that's what he's planning on.
If it's long enough, we can still have a round of beer, probably.

And... I'll deal with you when it's hockey season.
Just tell me you're at the age of consent. /bad joke response to the orgy line, please don't take it wrong.

[Norstal]

I learned that I can have dreams about NS, again.

I also learned that Wilgrove would be a bad moderator, according to my dream.

[Tiami]

I love orgies.

You should come. I'm not sure that your fiance would like that though. How's your thing with Michelle, by the way? Hopefully your fiance doesn't find out about Michelle.

Michelle is my fiance. Unless you were joking, don't facepalm me.

[New East Ireland]

Well, Chris may be delayed at the airport, or that's what he's planning on.
If it's long enough, we can still have a round of beer, probably.

And... I'll deal with you when it's hockey season.
Just tell me you're at the age of consent. /bad joke response to the orgy line, please don't take it wrong.

It's okay. I excel at bad jokes.

You should come. I'm not sure that your fiance would like that though. How's your thing with Michelle, by the way? Hopefully your fiance doesn't find out about Michelle.

Michelle is my fiance. Unless you were joking, don't facepalm me.

I'm always joking.

[Tiami]

I take it you didn't see Chris and get wasted with him...

Well, you still have me in Albany. There's plenty of stuff to do, if you like orgies.

Well, Chris may be delayed at the airport, or that's what he's planning on.
If it's long enough, we can still have a round of beer, probably.

And... I'll deal with you when it's hockey season.
Just tell me you're at the age of consent. /bad joke response to the orgy line, please don't take it wrong.

I hope so. I should've brought some Guinness.

My age is 22. Is that good enough?

[Tiami]

Michelle is my fiance. Unless you were joking, don't facepalm me.

I'm always joking.

'Aight.

And Michelle is fine. We spent a good majority of yesterday together. Went out to eat.

[Norstal]

I'm always joking.

Holy crap, it's a joke inside a joke...

Humorception.

>_>

[Mosasauria]

I'm always joking.

'Aight.

And Michelle is fine. We spent a good majority of yesterday together. Went out to eat.

What'd you eat?

[Mosasauria]

I'm always joking.

Holy crap, it's a joke inside a joke...

Humorception.

>_>

Yo dawg, I heard you look humor...

[New East Ireland]

I'm always joking.

'Aight.

And Michelle is fine. We spent a good majority of yesterday together. Went out to eat.

That's good. What you should do is complement the waiter while his back is turned, but loud enough for him to hear it. He'll serve you good. Then, when he's served you, talk about how much of a jerk he is, and call him an ass.

[Coffee Cakes]

Well, Chris may be delayed at the airport, or that's what he's planning on.
If it's long enough, we can still have a round of beer, probably.

And... I'll deal with you when it's hockey season.
Just tell me you're at the age of consent. /bad joke response to the orgy line, please don't take it wrong.

It's okay. I excel at bad jokes.

Thanks.

Well, Chris may be delayed at the airport, or that's what he's planning on.
If it's long enough, we can still have a round of beer, probably.

And... I'll deal with you when it's hockey season.
Just tell me you're at the age of consent. /bad joke response to the orgy line, please don't take it wrong.

I hope so. I should've brought some Guinness.

My age is 22. Is that good enough.

I'll drink to that!
And 22 is perfect.

Either that or flooding would be my guess.

You're probably right.

All I know is that it's a pain in the butt.

[Tiami]

'Aight.

And Michelle is fine. We spent a good majority of yesterday together. Went out to eat.

What'd you eat?

Salmon, mashed potatoes and I drank some wine that I shared with Michelle.

[New East Ireland]

All I know is that it's a pain in the butt.

Welcome to my ride home today.

[Tiami]

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I hope so. I should've brought some Guinness.

My age is 22. Is that good enough.

I'll drink to that!
And 22 is perfect.

You're probably right.

All I know is that it's a pain in the butt.

Cheers!
When will you be 22?
My butt isn't feeling any pain right now.

[Mosasauria]

What'd you eat?

Salmon, mashed potatoes and I drank some wine that I shared with Michelle.

Mmmm...
Salmon.

[Coffee Cakes]

All I know is that it's a pain in the butt.

Welcome to my ride home today.

That's what my ride away from home has become in the last half hour. ;-.-

[Coffee Cakes]

[


I'll drink to that!
And 22 is perfect.



All I know is that it's a pain in the butt.

Cheers!
When will you be 22?
My butt isn't feeling any pain right now.

Cheers!
I'll be 22 in March.

[New East Ireland]

Welcome to my ride home today.

That's what my ride away from home has become in the last half hour. ;-.-

It's a conspiracy. The Klingon-Cardassian Alliance is testing Nuclear+ Bombs underwater, which is causing the tsunamis. Soon, they'll begin an invasion from their Moon base, and decimate the UN Directorate, which secretly rules the one-world state.

Or, it's just Mother Nature having a tantrum again, because Zeus fucked Athena, and Yahweh and his twin Allah are in a fight over Mary, and it's just this whole big thing.

[Wazkyraque]

All I know is that it's a pain in the butt.

Welcome to my ride home today.

I never thought you would become a prostitute for a "ride home"

[Mosasauria]

That's what my ride away from home has become in the last half hour. ;-.-

It's a conspiracy. The Klingon-Cardassian Alliance is testing Nuclear+ Bombs underwater, which is causing the tsunamis. Soon, they'll begin an invasion from their Moon base, and decimate the UN Directorate, which secretly rules the one-world state.

Or, it's just Mother Nature having a tantrum again, because Zeus fucked Athena, and Yahweh and his twin Allah are in a fight over Mary, and it's just this whole big thing.

Athena is Zeus' daughter...

[New East Ireland]

It's a conspiracy. The Klingon-Cardassian Alliance is testing Nuclear+ Bombs underwater, which is causing the tsunamis. Soon, they'll begin an invasion from their Moon base, and decimate the UN Directorate, which secretly rules the one-world state.

Or, it's just Mother Nature having a tantrum again, because Zeus fucked Athena, and Yahweh and his twin Allah are in a fight over Mary, and it's just this whole big thing.

Athena is Zeus' daughter...

Now do you see why she's mad?

[Coffee Cakes]

That's what my ride away from home has become in the last half hour. ;-.-

It's a conspiracy. The Klingon-Cardassian Alliance is testing Nuclear+ Bombs underwater, which is causing the tsunamis. Soon, they'll begin an invasion from their Moon base, and decimate the UN Directorate, which secretly rules the one-world state.

Or, it's just Mother Nature having a tantrum again, because Zeus fucked Athena, and Yahweh and his twin Allah are in a fight over Mary, and it's just this whole big thing.