Seriously, What Have You Learned Today?

[The Nuclear Fist]

HELLO LITTLE GIRL.

Uhm, hello mister. Who are you.

I'M SANTA CLAUS. I'M HERE TO SPREAD JOY AND LOVE TO THE WORLD.

But, it's July.

JOY AND LOVE.

Ah, what are you doing with that cantelope. . . . where the hell did that come from?

MY SACK OF WONDER.

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it-. . . and he's masturbating.

I MADE YOU A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Uhm. . . thanks. I guess. Why is it made out of jerky?

IT'S MADE FROM THE COOKED FLESH OF YOUR FAMILY.

Mommy. . . Daddy. . . no. . .

YOUR TEARS TASTE SO GOOD. YUMMY, DELCIOUS TEARS.

Oww, get off of me. What the fuck are you doing? Get that the fuck out of my face! DEAR GOD! MY SKULL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SKULL? OH GOD, I CAN FEEL IT HITTING MY CEREBELLUM!

THIS IS THE BEST THANKSGIVING EVER, CHARLIE BROWN.

This isn't even America. . .

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I disagree. I'm pretty certain you're not terrible, at least you've never given indications that you are.

As I've said to the others, you don't exactly know me that well. I'm pretty good at looking like a good person.

I understand that, that's why I hedged a bit. We enjoy your company, even if you were a bad person. If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I wish I spoke Canadian...

Well, it's right aboot time ya learn'd eh?

[Wazkyraque]

HELLO LITTLE GIRL.

Uhm, hello mister. Who are you.

I'M SANTA CLAUS. I'M HERE TO SPREAD JOY AND LOVE TO THE WORLD.

But, it's July.

JOY AND LOVE.

Ah, what are you doing with that cantelope. . . . where the hell did that come from?

MY SACK OF WONDER.

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it-. . . and he's masturbating.

I MADE YOU A BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Uhm. . . thanks. I guess. Why is it made out of jerky?

IT'S MADE FROM THE COOKED FLESH OF YOUR FAMILY.

Mommy. . . Daddy. . . no. . .

YOUR TEARS TASTE SO GOOD. YUMMY, DELCIOUS TEARS.

Oww, get off of me. What the fuck are you doing? Get that the fuck out of my face! DEAR GOD! MY SKULL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SKULL? OH GOD, I CAN FEEL IT HITTING MY CEREBELLUM!

THIS IS THE BEST THANKSGIVING EVER, CHARLIE BROWN.

This isn't even America. . .

I would expect more screaming.

[Coffee Cakes]

As I've said to the others, you don't exactly know me that well. I'm pretty good at looking like a good person.

I understand that, that's why I hedged a bit. We enjoy your company, even if you were a bad person. If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle.

Agreed.

[Synthetisis]

That the old times are never the good times.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I would expect more screaming.

Yeah, that's what you bitches always say. . .

. . . to somebody else. <___<

Erm, not to Teddy. Teddy get's it done. . . Who am I even talking to?

[Soviet Haaregrad]

That the old times are never the good times.

Someone's clearly not a conservative.

[Indeos]

As I've said to the others, you don't exactly know me that well. I'm pretty good at looking like a good person.

I understand that, that's why I hedged a bit. We enjoy your company, even if you were a bad person. If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle.

I can't see why I'd be happy about that.

I may not believe in moral absolutes (and therefore this whole situation is a bit paradoxical), but setting that aside being evil is something that should sorta disqualify me from being worth the sum of my parts.

[Synthetisis]

Someone's clearly not a conservative.

Conservatives? You mean retirement home inhabitants?

[Wazkyraque]

That the old times are never the good times.

I only agree with this partially.

[Wazkyraque]

I would expect more screaming.

Yeah, that's what you bitches always say. . .

. . . to somebody else. <___<

Erm, not to Teddy. Teddy get's it done. . . Who am I even talking to?

You managed to confused the hell out of me.
*Nods*

[The Nuclear Fist]

If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle.

<___< >____>

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Someone's clearly not a conservative.

Conservatives? You mean retirement home inhabitants?

No, people who are 20 years from being in them. By the time you're looking at retirement homes you're worried about the social safety net again, and hoping no one steals the money you paid into your nation's pension plan to pay for tax cuts or wars.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

If you're evil enough we'll call you Uncle.

<___< >____>

It's one of many reasons we love you.

[Wazkyraque]

that it is 1 o' clock in the morning.
w00t!

[The Nuclear Fist]

<___< >____>

It's one of many reasons we love you.

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?

[Soviet Haaregrad]

that it is 1 o' clock in the morning.
w00t!

That it's 2am, meaning I get to leave in 30 minutes.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

It's one of many reasons we love you.

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?

I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^

[Synthetisis]

No, people who are 20 years from being in them. By the time you're looking at retirement homes you're worried about the social safety net again, and hoping no one steals the money you paid into your nation's pension plan to pay for tax cuts or wars.

*somethingabouttheeconomyhatingblackpeople*

Jee, oh my.

[Coffee Cakes]

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?

I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^

Sigged.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

No, people who are 20 years from being in them. By the time you're looking at retirement homes you're worried about the social safety net again, and hoping no one steals the money you paid into your nation's pension plan to pay for tax cuts or wars.

*somethingabouttheeconomyhatingblackpeople*

Jee, oh my.

The economy hates no one, those who control it might have their own biases.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Why am I evil? Can't I just be amoral?

I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^

You call it skullrape, I call it. . .

[Synthetisis]

The economy hates no one, those who control it might have their own biases.

Monkeys in suits spring to mind.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I have a hard time categorizing skullrape as anything but immoral. But everyone has their foibles. Some people collect stamps, others, human suffering. ^_________________^

You call it skullrape, I call it. . .

I won't argue they're not synonymous.