Female President

[Occupied Deutschland]

None of the above get the hipster vote,
I'd vote for Yulia Volodymyrivna Tymoshenko.
You probably haven't heard of her

[The Romulan Republic]

I wouldn't really want any of the names on the list. So other.

[Demen 2]

As long as the oval office lacks a kitchen in it, this is simply a dream.

[Intumesco]

So if there was ever a female politician that was really sexy and had the knowledge to run a country she would be unstoppable at the polls?

[Demen 2]

So if there was ever a female politician that was really sexy and had the knowledge to run a country she would be unstoppable at the polls?

Add a wardrobe malfunction, and yes.

[Costa Fiero]

Helen Clark.

Because the US needs a man in power.

[Coccygia]

I never even heard of Rosie Huntington-Whatsit before, but she's got my vote!

[Soviet Haaregrad]

As long as the oval office lacks a kitchen in it, this is simply a dream.

If there was a kitchen in the Oval Office you can assume who ever runs it gets paid for it, making it a job, meaning a woman can't do it. Unless you're suggesting the president's wife cook for him, but then you're taking jobs from American chefs.

[Mosasauria]

I say Bottle.

[Alkharan]

Clinton has the best shot, but I still see as none of the choices have a chance.

[Jafas United]

Helen Clark.

Because the US needs a man in power.

No male has balls like Clark does.

That being said, Margaret Thatcher comes a close second to Helen Clarke.

[Costa Fiero]

Thatcher, if I recall correctly, ran around privatizing everything. Auntie Helen did the opposite.

That said, I did have a friend who crank called the Edge and did his very good impersonation of Helen over the phone.

[Jafas United]

Thatcher, if I recall correctly, ran around privatizing everything. Auntie Helen did the opposite.

That said, I did have a friend who crank called the Edge and did his very good impersonation of Helen over the phone.

I know they came from the opposite sides of the political spectrum, but what I'm saying is that they both had balls and were more manly than most male politicians. I wasn't a fan of Clarkie anyway. The only thing she failed to do was rename Wellington into Helengrad.

[The Andromeda Islands]

Foreign national Rosie Huntington Whiteley has a better chance of being elected President of the US than Palin, Bachmann & Pelosi.

The real question: Who would win in a debate between Palin, Bachmann and Megan Fox?

[The Russian Republic]

Someone better than those listed on the poll.

[The Andromeda Islands]

i agree, though itd be pretty funny to see Megan Fox be the first pole dancing president

If you want to see pole dancing in the White House, look no further than Marcus Bachmann.

[Costa Fiero]

I know they came from the opposite sides of the political spectrum, but what I'm saying is that they both had balls and were more manly than most male politicians. I wasn't a fan of Clarkie anyway. The only thing she failed to do was rename Wellington into Helengrad.

We did experience a period of prosperity following the global boom after 9/11 slump but the incessent need for nationalisation and increasingly restrictive social policies is probably the main reason why she was voted out.

[Jafas United]

I know they came from the opposite sides of the political spectrum, but what I'm saying is that they both had balls and were more manly than most male politicians. I wasn't a fan of Clarkie anyway. The only thing she failed to do was rename Wellington into Helengrad.

We did experience a period of prosperity following the global boom after 9/11 slump but the incessent need for nationalisation and increasingly restrictive social policies is probably the main reason why she was voted out.

True, she wasn't all the bad, but John Key is better.

However, how could we let someone that ugly become the most powerful person in New Zealand? Her parents should've said "We're both too ugly, let's not have any children". Ah, don't get me started...

[Costa Fiero]

True, she wasn't all the bad, but John Key is better.

However, how could we let someone that ugly become the most powerful person in New Zealand? Her parents should've said "We're both too ugly, let's not have any children". Ah, don't get me started...

I miss Facelift.

That said, how the hell did we end up with a man who openly talks about his vasectomy?

[Miasto Lodz]

Esther Dyson.

[Jafas United]

True, she wasn't all the bad, but John Key is better.

However, how could we let someone that ugly become the most powerful person in New Zealand? Her parents should've said "We're both too ugly, let's not have any children". Ah, don't get me started...

I miss Facelift.

That said, how the hell did we end up with a man who openly talks about his vasectomy?

So do I. The Helen Clark and Don Brash sketches were brilliant.

Good question with the vasectomy. I'm sure the journalists felt pretty awkward after he said that.

[The House of Petain]

Pssh, women can't be presidents, who will then make me my sandwiches and bring me my slippers and pipe?

I joke of course. I don't know. I'm sort of uneasy about Hillary. And sadly I can't think of any woman politician that I like. I suppose Sabelius, but she's about it.

[Dagnia]

Sarah Palin, only because I am from Alaska and would vote for her because I want an Alaskan president. It is probably the closest thing we will have to independence. Also, I do think she is an idiot, but one who won't do much (though I thought the same about the second Bush, and look how that turned out).
Hillary Clinton is probably the smartest out of all of those listed. Pelosi is just a left-wing Sarah Palin, and not half a good-looking.

[Polruan]

Sarah Palin, only because I am from Alaska and would vote for her because I want an Alaskan president. It is probably the closest thing we will have to independence.

This worked wonders for Georgia under Stalin

[Jakaragua]

Emma Goldman and Rosa Luxemburg in 2012.

^This^

To be honest, wouldn't make a difference. Obama's presidency didn't wipe out the gap between how well-off blacks and whites are or racial discrimination. A female prez wouldn't do a whole lot for women either.