Republican Canidates=Lost Cause? (A Republicans Tale)

[Tuskenjaar]

So today after work at my shoppe I turned on the tv and saw the news. the reported said in these exact words: "All the republican Candidates today.....During their speeches, they used all their time criticizing president obama and each other" (I forgot what he said during the .....). keep in mind, this is a local news station thats supposed to be extremely neutral and serious, but he couldn't have been more blunt if he just started crying and screaming "GOD THIS IS STUPID".

This has gotten me worried, I don't really have a preference for any republican candidates so far (Don't get me wrong, I think Obama is the worst thing that has happened to this nation since the Impact of The Manifest Destiny on Native Americans). I think that they all are afraid to cut the absurd military budget (Except maybe Ron paul but thats just because he wants to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING) and are just trying to gain power.

Come on, america. I feel like Im part of a rebellion trying to take down The Antichrist from the throne of Valhalla, but the resistance is led by the Cast of the Friggin Sandlot Movie. We, as a party, should get our priorities straight if we want to stop the country from collapsing.

What say you on my thoughts, fellow nation states and republicans?

[Greater Cabinda]

I feel like Im part of a rebellion trying to take down The Antichrist from the throne of Valhalla, but the resistance is led by the Cast of the Friggin Sandlot Movie.

Actually, the kids from Sandlot could probably beat us. I'd say it's the cast of Police Academy 6.

[Paragade]

The two party system has failed us; we need to have other more smaller political parties have a say in politics.

[Tuskenjaar]

I feel like Im part of a rebellion trying to take down The Antichrist from the throne of Valhalla, but the resistance is led by the Cast of the Friggin Sandlot Movie.

Actually, the kids from Sandlot could probably beat us. I'd say it's the cast of Police Academy 6.

Good point, they did build that ladder machine to get the baseball back from the roweiler. maybe we are being led by ruby rhod from the fifth element.

[The Black Forrest]

Obama = the genocide of the aboriginals?

Seriously?

You are a little misguided in your anger.

I am amazed how quickly people forgot the downward spiral the shrub and these new found fiscal conservatives have sent us on.......

[Sorratsin]

I think Romney did the best in that debate, I still don't see him getting elected though.

[Augustus Este]

Obama = the genocide of the aboriginals?

Seriously?

You are a little misguided in your anger.

I am amazed how quickly people forgot the downward spiral the shrub and these new found fiscal conservatives have sent us on.......

For "fiscal conservatives" they're pretty extreme on the social scale...

[The Black Forrest]

Obama = the genocide of the aboriginals?

Seriously?

You are a little misguided in your anger.

I am amazed how quickly people forgot the downward spiral the shrub and these new found fiscal conservatives have sent us on.......

For "fiscal conservatives" they're pretty extreme on the social scale...

I guess I should have used quotes. They spout it like a religion and yet didn't seem to follow it when the shrub was in charge. Kind of like the small government talk and they significantly expanded it.

[Conserative Morality]

Come on, america. I feel like Im part of a rebellion trying to take down The Antichrist from the throne of Valhalla, but the resistance is led by the Cast of the Friggin Sandlot Movie. We, as a party, should get our priorities straight if we want to stop the country from collapsing.

What say you on my thoughts, fellow nation states and republicans?

1. I wasn't aware that Norse and Christian mythology intersected.

1A. RABBLE RABBLE RIOT RIOT CHRISTIANITY.

2. The Antichrist? Really?

Really?

I think I liked 'The Dark Lord' better. At least it was unintentionally funny, in a grim and misanthropic manner.

[Tuskenjaar]

Obama = the genocide of the aboriginals?

Seriously?

You are a little misguided in your anger.

I am amazed how quickly people forgot the downward spiral the shrub and these new found fiscal conservatives have sent us on.......

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

[Conserative Morality]

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

Then you have some very odd priorities.

[Tuskenjaar]

Come on, america. I feel like Im part of a rebellion trying to take down The Antichrist from the throne of Valhalla, but the resistance is led by the Cast of the Friggin Sandlot Movie. We, as a party, should get our priorities straight if we want to stop the country from collapsing.

What say you on my thoughts, fellow nation states and republicans?

1. I wasn't aware that Norse and Christian mythology intersected.

Really?

I think I liked 'The Dark Lord' better. At least it was unintentionally funny, in a grim and misanthropic manner.

I would have used Heaven instead of Valhalla but I didn't want to use too much christianity. My other choice was the land of nymphomaniac chocolate lesbians.

[Conserative Morality]

I would have used Heaven instead of Valhalla but I din't want to use too much christianity.

Mixed Metaphor = Hard to pull off well.

My other choice was the land of nymphomaniac chocolate lesbians.

That's...

An odd combination.

[Revolutopia]

Obama = the genocide of the aboriginals?

Seriously?

You are a little misguided in your anger.

I am amazed how quickly people forgot the downward spiral the shrub and these new found fiscal conservatives have sent us on.......

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

What are you on right now as that has to be one of the craziest things I have ever heard.

Additionally, I want to know what has done that would be worse then that?

[Allrule]

Obama = the genocide of the aboriginals?

Seriously?

You are a little misguided in your anger.

I am amazed how quickly people forgot the downward spiral the shrub and these new found fiscal conservatives have sent us on.......

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

Since when was passing laws you don't like equivalent to being a baby-eating Nazi dragon Satanist?

[Conserative Morality]

Since when was passing laws you don't like equivalent to being a baby-eating Nazi dragon Satanist?

What's wrong with eating babies being a dragon Satanist?

[Sorratsin]

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

Since when was passing laws you don't like equivalent to being a baby-eating Nazi dragon Satanist?

Welcome to the Republican thought process, you don't have to be crazy...well, actually...

[Tuskenjaar]

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

Additionally, I want to know what has done that would be worse then that?

One word. The Protecting Internet Children From Pornographers Act of 2011. okay maybe thats several, but he's supporting that bill, and the bill will make your internet service provider record every website you go to and then send it to the government. that could kill internet privacy for good.

[Mr Bananagrabber]

Obama = the genocide of the aboriginals?

Seriously?

You are a little misguided in your anger.

I am amazed how quickly people forgot the downward spiral the shrub and these new found fiscal conservatives have sent us on.......

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

My problem with Obama is that he's done pretty much nothing. What are these despicable acts that you're talking about?

[Greater Cabinda]

Since when was passing laws you don't like equivalent to being a baby-eating Nazi dragon Satanist?

Welcome to the Republican thought process, you don't have to be crazy...well, actually...

We already knew that, though.

[Thatius]

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[The Black Forrest]

Dont blame the other conservatives for my beliefs, this is how I feel about the guy personally. If we found obama in the oval office, roasting a newborn on a spit and jerking off to pictures of holocaust victims while screaming verses from the necronomican ex mortis in Draconic (Dragon language), that would seem TAME to some of the things he's done, in my opinion.

My problem with Obama is that he's done pretty much nothing. What are these despicable acts that you're talking about?

That's not entirely true for one thing he stopped hiding the war costs which the former President was doing.....

[Revolutopia]

Additionally, I want to know what has done that would be worse then that?

One word. The Protecting Internet Children From Pornographers Act of 2011. okay maybe thats several, but he's supporting that bill, and the bill will make your internet service provider record every website you go to and then send it to the government. that could kill internet privacy for good.

You mean he is a baby eating satanist because he supports a bill sponsored by Republican? Also do you really expect him come out against bill that targets child pornography as that would just be stupid politics.

[Tuskenjaar]

When they all squabble it makes Obama look better. Which is not what we wanted. There was some article on Yahoo about this and everyone said Ron Paul won. It was weird because they were all saying they were going to vote for him. Like 12 positive comments in a row saying go Ron Paul, I'm voting for him, etc. I found it weird that there were actually positive comments on Yahoo....

Anyways, I thought Romney won this one, but I wish Jon Huntsman would pick it up; he sees like a likable person. Michelle Bachmann annoys me too much, I realized.

Romney seems to be all over on the issue of taxes to me. I haven't heard much of huntsman, Ill have to check back into it.

[JJ Place]

So today after work at my shoppe I turned on the tv and saw the news. the reported said in these exact words: "All the republican Candidates today.....During their speeches, they used all their time criticizing president obama and each other" (I forgot what he said during the .....). keep in mind, this is a local news station thats supposed to be extremely neutral and serious, but he couldn't have been more blunt if he just started crying and screaming "GOD THIS IS STUPID".

This has gotten me worried, I don't really have a preference for any republican candidates so far (Don't get me wrong, I think Obama is the worst thing that has happened to this nation since the Impact of The Manifest Destiny on Native Americans). I think that they all are afraid to cut the absurd military budget (Except maybe Ron paul but thats just because he wants to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING) and are just trying to gain power.

Come on, america. I feel like Im part of a rebellion trying to take down The Antichrist from the throne of Valhalla, but the resistance is led by the Cast of the Friggin Sandlot Movie. We, as a party, should get our priorities straight if we want to stop the country from collapsing.

What say you on my thoughts, fellow nation states and republicans?

That's politicians for you; they always seem to fight each other, and they always seem to go after the top gun of the opposing team, that's the nature of the game, and that's the perpetual working of politics. A Republic candidate could become the next president of the United States, these are current situations merely transient circumstances of the game, fleeting as the days pass on, closer to the impending elections.