by The Black Forrest » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:38 am
by Hippostania » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:41 am
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by Farnhamia » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:45 am
Denfrunt wrote:Seems really biased up in here.
by Phing Phong » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:48 am
by Oterro » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:50 am
by Phing Phong » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:57 am
Ifreann wrote:Irony:
You have a herd of sheep, when all you need is a cow.
by United States of Cascadia » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:01 am
The Black Forrest wrote:Ok after all the divisive budget talk lately; i am going to offer some humor. It might have been already posted, it might be labeled copy pasta but I did laugh at a couple of the definitions. Enjoy.......
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CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese Only five speak English. Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
The Archregimancy wrote:Max called the light “RP forums,” and the darkness he called “NSG.”
Risottia wrote:The heterosexuals want a pride march so they can look at other half-naked heterosexuals of the same sex without feeling guilty.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:I want my sperm to taste like peanut butter and jelly, because I am firmly of the belief that what is holding me back in life is my penis not being sufficiently appealing to six year olds.
Other people wrote:
by The Bread Sultan » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:02 am
by Norstal » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:04 am
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.
by United States of Cascadia » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:05 am
The Bread Sultan wrote:Banking Economy
You have 2 cows, so you create legal liabilities to a value of 200 cows,
you gimp people into signing them - at which point you create an electronic cheque-book cow in their farm account.
1 week later you demand all your cows are repaid.
you now have 172 cows and the legal rights to 30 farms.
you slaughter all the cows and sell the meat on the market - pay yourself a huge bonus for being so clever and embezzle large amounts through your pension fund - the rest you take to the casino - where you gamble, and win. you don't pay tax on your winnings because you keep your profit off shore -
you gamble again - this time you lose.
you go to the government who decide that if there is no-one to lend cows to farmers there will be no milk.
so they give you more money to buy another 200 cows...
you buy 2 cows and embezzle the rest (repeat)
The Archregimancy wrote:Max called the light “RP forums,” and the darkness he called “NSG.”
Risottia wrote:The heterosexuals want a pride march so they can look at other half-naked heterosexuals of the same sex without feeling guilty.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:I want my sperm to taste like peanut butter and jelly, because I am firmly of the belief that what is holding me back in life is my penis not being sufficiently appealing to six year olds.
Other people wrote:
by Hungramy » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:07 am
Norstal wrote:NORTH KOREAN JUCHE
Cows? You no have cows. You get picture of Glorious Leader to eat instead.
by United States of Cascadia » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:10 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Max called the light “RP forums,” and the darkness he called “NSG.”
Risottia wrote:The heterosexuals want a pride march so they can look at other half-naked heterosexuals of the same sex without feeling guilty.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:I want my sperm to taste like peanut butter and jelly, because I am firmly of the belief that what is holding me back in life is my penis not being sufficiently appealing to six year olds.
Other people wrote:
by Norstal » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:10 am
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.
by The Bread Sultan » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:17 am
by Hippostania » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:19 am
The Bread Sultan wrote:IRAQI STYLE
you have 2 cows, Britain sells you a bovine-biological weapon to keep away the cows from the neighbouring farm.
the price of milk goes up.
America and Britain now accuse you of having biological weapons.
your farm gets bombed
by Oterro » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:21 am
by Hippostania » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:21 am
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by Fionnuala_Saoirse » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:24 am
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