Begun the Throne Wars have.

[AiliailiA]

Seems like a great way to get to know people better.

A butt masseuse would be a great way to get to know someone better also or your machine if it's mechanical. imagine a mechanical butt masseuse with cold robot hands oops it missed it's target guess where it went.

[robot voice]
Kind master, I see you are leaving the house without doing a number two. You don't want to use one of those nasty public toilets do you? Let me help!
[/robot voice]

*waves enema tube enticingly*

[Maryginia]

A butt masseuse would be a great way to get to know someone better also or your machine if it's mechanical. imagine a mechanical butt masseuse with cold robot hands oops it missed it's target guess where it went.

[robot voice]
Kind master, I see you are leaving the house without doing a number two. You don't want to use one of those nasty public toilets do you? Let me help!
[/robot voice]

*waves enema tube enticingly*

And what if it was massaging your butt cheeks and missed imagine that cold hard hand going in that deep,dark hole hole.

[AiliailiA]

Let's go back to pristine simplicity.

(Image)

I presume that water washes through that sometimes. They seem to have gotten the 'urinal' slot wrong way around tho.

[Risottia]

In Japan, our toilets come equipped with a Ken-wood sound system.

Just imagine

yelling at full power "NOOO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!" over an amplifier.

[Barringtonia]

There's a restaurant downstairs that seems to have a system of turning shit into food, which has the added functionality of rapidly turning food straight back into shit.

Mc.. something.

[Maryginia]

In Japan, our toilets come equipped with a Ken-wood sound system.

Just imagine

yelling at full power "NOOO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!" over an amplifier.

*sneezes,toilet rape!"

[Jagalonia]

Let's go back to pristine simplicity.
(Image)

Seems like a great way to get to know people better.

Especialy the guys that get the corner.

[New Rogernomics]

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpSa1rbvYdA

[Johz]

Let's go back to pristine simplicity.
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Seems like a great way to get to know people better.

"So how's the kids?"
"Oh, they're fine. Did I tell you, Tod's just learned to walk?"
"No, really? Wait a second, this is a big one... Ah, that's better..."

[I V Stalin]

Let's go back to pristine simplicity.
(Image)

Seems like a great way to get to know people better.

Indeed...

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Seems like a great way to get to know people better.

Indeed...

History is a truly fascinating subject.

[Planta Genista]

I would add a water facet to the top, so when you flush clean water comes out allowing you to clean your hands, and then that water is used to fill up the bowl bellow, conserving on water.

[AiliailiA]

I would add a water facet to the top, so when you flush clean water comes out allowing you to clean your hands, and then that water is used to fill up the bowl bellow, conserving on water.

That's good actually. All sorts of 'grey' water could be used (eg, kitchen sink water).

[Norstal]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/innovation/07/19/toilet.design.gates/index.html?hpt=hp_bn7

The Gates Foundation is giving away grants to help redesign the toilet. So, do you have any crappy ideas for the crapper that might get us a grant?

Relieve yourself of your ideas. Let's dump em all out, throw em at the wall and see what sticks.

I have an idea for a waterless toilet, but it really sucks, if you know what I mean.

[Tagmatium]

I would add a water facet to the top, so when you flush clean water comes out allowing you to clean your hands, and then that water is used to fill up the bowl bellow, conserving on water.

That's good actually. All sorts of 'grey' water could be used (eg, kitchen sink water).

They is a gubbins which can be put into the cistern which limits the outflow of water.

Not sure how that helps with a beer shit or similar, though.

[Lackadaisical2]

A 'toilet' that you don't sit on. Much better for you.

[Greed and Death]

Ah America... you know not what you are missing.

In Japan, our toilets come equipped with a Ken-wood sound system.

Do you still have to squat in the public toilets ?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Damn it, get water jets.

Much better than your toilet paper.

[Maryginia]

What about a tiolet that instead of water if filled with beer.

[Wazkyraque]

Toilets that play your favorite song instead of flushing noises

[NERVUN]

Ah America... you know not what you are missing.

In Japan, our toilets come equipped with a Ken-wood sound system.

For amplification reasons?

Just so the mega-dump wasn't load enough, now you can turn up the bass!

Make your stool impacts SHAKE THE HOUSE.

Naw, so you can have relaxing music while you tinkle.

That and to keep Japanese women from constantly flushing.

[NERVUN]

Ah America... you know not what you are missing.

In Japan, our toilets come equipped with a Ken-wood sound system.

Do you still have to squat in the public toilets ?

Depends. There's still a lot of the Japanese style squat toilets out there. The further you get from the city centers and/or the older the building, they more you are likely to find them, or that they outnumber the Western style thrones.

[Maryginia]

For amplification reasons?

Just so the mega-dump wasn't load enough, now you can turn up the bass!

Make your stool impacts SHAKE THE HOUSE.

Naw, so you can have relaxing music while you tinkle.

That and to keep Japanese women from constantly flushing.

could i hear my farts amplified on it?

[Greater Cabinda]

Ah America... you know not what you are missing.

In Japan, our toilets come equipped with a Ken-wood sound system.

For amplification reasons?

Just so the mega-dump wasn't load enough, now you can turn up the bass!

Make your stool impacts SHAKE THE HOUSE.

[NERVUN]

Naw, so you can have relaxing music while you tinkle.

That and to keep Japanese women from constantly flushing.

could i hear my farts amplified on it?

It's attached to an MP3 player, so if you recorded and then uploaded it... sure... Why you would do this I have no clue, but it is possible.