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Nightkillism? No seriously.

Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:37 pm

Yes, I mean our one and only Nightkill. Now, what is Nightkillism?

Well, Nightkillism is the belief that the Olympian Gods, the Aztec Gods, Roman Gods, Hindu Gods, Yahweh, and all of the other gods and mystical creatures exist, or some shit like that. Also, God's penis is very tiny, and anyone can become a God. Also, Nightkill is the undisputed Emperor/Empress of India, and all who argue will die of AIDs I guess. The holy religious animal of Nightkillism is the cock.

So, I've told you about Nightkillism, but it's not like anyone really paid attention. :p

Also, to be a part of the church, You must be tazed in the anus by the Pope, NEI.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:40 pm

Your Lord has commended you for spreading the word about the faith. Now bend over so I may bless you.
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It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Imsogone » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:41 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Nightkillistic overlord.
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:41 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Your Lord has commended you for spreading the word about the faith. Now bend over so I may bless you.

It's better than the last time. :p
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Postby Zeppy » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:43 pm

Go back to Forum 7.

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Postby New Manvir » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:43 pm

*Starts Church of Orthodox Nightkillism, declares Jihad on everyone else*
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Postby Ceannairceach » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:43 pm

I demand that I become the Nightkillistic concubine. *nod*

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:43 pm

Zeppy wrote:Go back to Forum 7.

And get a blog. Or a twatter. Or a tumblr.

He started this completely on his own. I gave him a divine vision, caused when he ate some holy curry.
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It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Heningrad » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:44 pm

well um... this is um... i'm not quite sure what this is, it's actually stranger than yingyingism (one of my friends religions)
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:44 pm

Zeppy wrote:Go back to Forum 7.

And get a blog. Or a twatter. Or a tumblr.

But I dun like Forum 7.
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Postby Imsogone » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:44 pm

New Manvir wrote:*Starts Church of Orthodox Nightkillism, declares Jihad on everyone else*


*begins baking sacramental bread in the shape of incredibly tiny Nightkills*
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Postby Maryginia » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:44 pm

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:44 pm

Ceannairceach wrote:I demand that I become the Nightkillistic concubine. *nod*

It has been granted.

*Takes you to the holy call center in Bombay where eternal secks occurs*
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:44 pm

New Manvir wrote:*Starts Church of Orthodox Nightkillism, declares Jihad on everyone else*


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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:45 pm

Imsogone wrote:
New Manvir wrote:*Starts Church of Orthodox Nightkillism, declares Jihad on everyone else*


*begins baking sacramental bread in the shape of incredibly tiny Nightkills*

How small is the penis?

>.>
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Postby Blazedtown » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:45 pm

How did you type that with your nose firmly pressed against Nightkill's colon?
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Postby Imsogone » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:45 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Imsogone wrote:
*begins baking sacramental bread in the shape of incredibly tiny Nightkills*

How small is the penis?

>.>


Smaller than God's
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

Imsogone wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:How small is the penis?

>.>


Smaller than God's

*Blasts you with divine cum lightning*
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

Blazedtown wrote:How did you type that with your nose firmly pressed against Nightkill's colon?

With my feet.
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Postby Heningrad » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

where do i get your holy book do i have to order it or just go to a seven eleven.
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And an awesome flag! :)
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

Will Nightkillism grant me a sense of purpose and meaning to my life?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

I give you my first holy commandment.

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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Meryuma » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

*Declares First Reformed Church of Nightkillism*

We're bringing the faith back to its roots, the Church of "Orthodox" Nightkillism has strayed from the true path.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

Olthar wrote:Will Nightkillism grant me a sense of purpose and meaning to my life?

No, but it'll get you laid.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby New Manvir » Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:46 pm

Imsogone wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:How small is the penis?

>.>


Smaller than God's


BLASPHEMY! *Suicide bombs*
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