Conservapedia

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Math is satanic.

[Unhealthy2]

To first dude you're on my foes list and to second dude I'm not a conservative and now you're on it aswell. Cripes...

So long pathetic little troll.

[Esternial]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Conservapedia

[Fallos Miriai]

Made me think of this site. http://www.fstdt.net/

[Episarta]

Aw, man, the fuckers banned me.

Yep, that's what those magnificent bastards do. Once I created acount just to fuck up their Ronald Reagan page, and I was banned near instantaniously. But not before I deleted nearly everything that was written. Unfortuantely, the fuckers must have the pages saved on some sort of backup file.

You know, if I could, I would have this site shut down and the people in charge of it executed. We don't need blatant stupidity being spread around. No matter how obvious it is. The stupid are fairly good at corrupting the ignorant (such as a child) and drawing therm into their ranks.

[Fallos Miriai]

Aw, man, the fuckers banned me.

Yep, that's what those magnificent bastards do. Once I created acount just to fuck up their Ronald Reagan page, and I was banned near instantaniously. But not before I deleted nearly everything that was written. Unfortuantely, the fuckers must have the pages saved on some sort of backup file.

You know, if I could, I would have this site shut down and the people in charge of it executed. We don't need blatant stupidity being spread around. No matter how obvious it is. The stupid are fairly good at corrupting the ignorant (such as a child) and drawing therm into their ranks.

[Casta Nal]

Very funny. Obama is a socialist and then Obama's Afganistan policy is good. Way to biased.

[Fallos Miriai]

Very funny. Obama is a socialist and then Obama's Afganistan policy is good. Way to biased.

If it made sense, it wouldn't be republican.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Very funny. Obama is a socialist and then Obama's Afganistan policy is good. Way to biased.

If it made sense, it wouldn't be republican.

Remember, Jesus preached against socialism. Remember the sermon where he told everyone it's easier for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle? And then instead of feeding them, he made sure everyone who brought a lunch ate and those who forgot did without.

[Alevuss]

I don't see what's wrong with this. From the articles I've read on that site, I agree with almost every point.

http://www.conservapedia.com/England
http://www.conservapedia.com/Spongebob
http://www.conservapedia.com/Music#Cont ... usic_today

Maybe it's you people who are in the wrong. I haven't seen troll-worthy piece of text here, which is a rare occurrence on today's internet. :palm:

[Free Soviets]

Remember, Jesus preached against socialism. Remember the sermon where he told everyone it's easier for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle? And then instead of feeding them, he made sure everyone who brought a lunch ate and those who forgot did without.

"Blessed are you who are rich, for yours is the kingdom of god. But woe to you who are poor, for you are lazy and fuck you, that's why."

[Wikkiwallana]

Remember, Jesus preached against socialism. Remember the sermon where he told everyone it's easier for a rich man to get into heaven than for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle? And then instead of feeding them, he made sure everyone who brought a lunch ate and those who forgot did without.

"Blessed are you who are rich, for yours is the kingdom of god. But woe to you who are poor, for you are lazy and fuck you, that's why."

Ah yes, that's from the Book of Reagan, isn't it?

[Soviet Haaregrad]

"Blessed are you who are rich, for yours is the kingdom of god. But woe to you who are poor, for you are lazy and fuck you, that's why."

Ah yes, that's from the Book of Reagan, isn't it?

There is only one God, Supply Side Jesus and John Birch (pbuh) is his prophet.

[Fallos Miriai]

I don't see what's wrong with this. From the articles I've read on that site, I agree with almost every point.

http://www.conservapedia.com/England
http://www.conservapedia.com/Spongebob
http://www.conservapedia.com/Music#Cont ... usic_today

Maybe it's you people who are in the wrong. I haven't seen troll-worthy piece of text here, which is a rare occurrence on today's internet. :palm:

Um, have you been reading ANYTHING there? Try any of these articles:
Atheism
Global Warming
Worst College Degrees
Feminism
Comidies and Satires Concerning Atheism and Evolution

If you're not facepalming after those, you need professional help.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I don't see what's wrong with this. From the articles I've read on that site, I agree with almost every point.

http://www.conservapedia.com/England
http://www.conservapedia.com/Spongebob
http://www.conservapedia.com/Music#Cont ... usic_today

Maybe it's you people who are in the wrong. I haven't seen troll-worthy piece of text here, which is a rare occurrence on today's internet. :palm:

Um, have you been reading ANYTHING there? Try any of these articles:
Atheism
Global Warming
Worst College Degrees
Feminism
Comidies and Satires Concerning Atheism and Evolution

If you're not facepalming after those, you need professional help.

Or you're in the running for Republican Presidential nominee for 2012.

[Derpusherpus]

Worst College Degrees
Comidies and Satires Concerning Atheism and Evolution

Hmm, these articles don't seem to exist.

[Fallos Miriai]

Worst College Degrees
Comidies and Satires Concerning Atheism and Evolution

Hmm, these articles don't seem to exist.

They were on the homepage when I visited there. Let me see...
http://conservapedia.com/Worst_College_Majors
http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Comedy_and_satires_concerning_atheism_and_evolution

[Fallos Miriai]

Um, have you been reading ANYTHING there? Try any of these articles:
Atheism
Global Warming
Worst College Degrees
Feminism
Comidies and Satires Concerning Atheism and Evolution

If you're not facepalming after those, you need professional help.

Or you're in the running for Republican Presidential nominee for 2012.

True, true

[Unhealthy2]

They were on the homepage when I visited there. Let me see...
http://conservapedia.com/Worst_College_Majors
http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Comedy_and_satires_concerning_atheism_and_evolution

As is typical, and yet ironic, of so-called "Christian" conservatives, they fail to see the value in anything other than money, and they measure the "worth" of a college degree on how much money you can earn once you're done with it. After failing to see any value except the monetary value of things, they accuse us non-believers of being shallow and materialistic. Hypocritical bastards.

[Fallos Miriai]

They were on the homepage when I visited there. Let me see...
http://conservapedia.com/Worst_College_Majors
http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Comedy_and_satires_concerning_atheism_and_evolution

As is typical, and yet ironic, of so-called "Christian" conservatives, they fail to see the value in anything other than money, and they measure the "worth" of a college degree on how much money you can earn once you're done with it. After failing to see any value except the monetary value of things, they accuse us non-believers of being shallow and materialistic. Hypocritical bastards.

That's how religion works, my friend.

[Free Soviets]

they measure the "worth" of a college degree on how much money you can earn once you're done with it.

even worse, they get even that wrong.

[Unhealthy2]

That's how religion works, my friend.

How does it work?

[Free Soviets]

"Blessed are you who are rich, for yours is the kingdom of god. But woe to you who are poor, for you are lazy and fuck you, that's why."

Ah yes, that's from the Book of Reagan, isn't it?

Reagan 6:25-26

[Soviet Haaregrad]

they measure the "worth" of a college degree on how much money you can earn once you're done with it.

even worse, they get even that wrong.

The rest of it's wrong, why would we expect them to get that right?

[Make up your own mind]

I don't see what's wrong with this. From the articles I've read on that site, I agree with almost every point.

http://www.conservapedia.com/England
http://www.conservapedia.com/Spongebob
http://www.conservapedia.com/Music#Cont ... usic_today

Maybe it's you people who are in the wrong. I haven't seen troll-worthy piece of text here, which is a rare occurrence on today's internet. :palm:

From the music one:

Perhaps too many of the listeners are worshiping the performers as if they were pagan idols—a circumstance that, some say, composers like Franz Liszt and Nicolo Paganini had to contend with or even chose to exploit. Perhaps the causes have as much to do with the subculture of which rock-and-roll music is a part, as with the music itself. Then, too, no physician has ever investigated the chronic, or long-standing, effects of a steady aural diet of different genres of music—beyond expressing concern that many listeners are listening to their music too loud and damaging their hearing with the sheer physical stress of the loud sounds.

I skimmed it. It seemed pretty decent overall, not as crazy as I've come to expect.