nn'a[p 1r';

[Mushet]

... and ground our limbs up for meat for them.

Why would they bother when we're far more useful feeding them with a variety of choice meats already, they have us right where they want us, oblivious and servile.

It's the dogs they're after.

That means my horndog ass better hide

[Yaltabaoth]

It says "I'z am not teh droids u iz looking paw, lulz". Basically it means your cat has a shitty sense of humour.

[The Blaatschapen]

Who can take a spamthread
Sprinkle it in posts
Cover it in warnings
and a DEAT or two?

The Katganistan
The Katganistan can
The Katganistan can cause she mixes it with love and makes the thread taste good

Awwwwww Are you sure that's LOVE it's mixed with?

Ofcourse. What else would it be that keeps you around for so many years?

[Lurks]

I came up to my office this morning and found our Persian cat sprawled atop my keyboard.

When I removed her reluctant body, I found this in the search bar: " nn'a[p 1r';"

Can somebody interpret cat language?

Is Jasmine trying to message her fellow felines somehow?

nn'a - is a name - I believe it's Nana (perhaps Nanatsu no Tsuki.)
[p - is a query - will you be home tonight (a secretive wink is indicated here).
1r - I'll be over later
'; - have tuna ready.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I came up to my office this morning and found our Persian cat sprawled atop my keyboard.

When I removed her reluctant body, I found this in the search bar: " nn'a[p 1r';"

Can somebody interpret cat language?

Is Jasmine trying to message her fellow felines somehow?

nn'a - is a name - I believe it's Nana (perhaps Nanatsu no Tsuki.)
[p - is a query - will you be home tonight (a secretive wink is indicated here).
1r - I'll be over later
'; - have tuna ready.

Hitting on Nana? Your cat wouldn't happen to be named "Mushet", would it?

[Katganistan]

When I removed her reluctant body, I found this in the search bar: " nn'a[p 1r';"

Can somebody interpret cat language?

It says:

When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.

Does your cat know 2 other cats ?

That will be ere the set of sun!
Where the place?
Upon the heath
There to meet with...

[Crabulonia]

Maybe you should check the translate for Catalan.

[Katganistan]

Awwwwww Are you sure that's LOVE it's mixed with?

Ofcourse. What else would it be that keeps you around for so many years?

Sheer cussedness?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I think it has something to do with NPR, a map, and a nap.

[Mushet]

nn'a - is a name - I believe it's Nana (perhaps Nanatsu no Tsuki.)
[p - is a query - will you be home tonight (a secretive wink is indicated here).
1r - I'll be over later
'; - have tuna ready.

Hitting on Nana? Your cat wouldn't happen to be named "Mushet", would it?

Nana booty call? Nah, I think that cat is an undercover Gallo

[Demen 2]

It means your cat sat on those keyes.

[Hassett]

"No, not 'again [please one rat';"

or something like that

[The Blaatschapen]

Ofcourse. What else would it be that keeps you around for so many years?

Sheer cussedness?

That's probably the reason for all of us to keep coming back

[Hippostania]

According to my English-Cattish dictionary, nn'a[p 1r'; means..
uqw7isk.od+
And that.. Maybe that's doggish? Or rabbitish?

[Johz]

I came up to my office this morning and found our Persian cat sprawled atop my keyboard.

When I removed her reluctant body, I found this in the search bar: " nn'a[p 1r';"

Can somebody interpret cat language?

Is Jasmine trying to message her fellow felines somehow?

May I just point out that you cat can't spell? What I think she meant was " nn'a[p 1jr';". Additionally, in strict cat syntax, there should be three spaces before the message starts.

[New Octopucta]

Converted to text it says "enenapostrophealeftbracketpeespaceoneareapostrophesemicolon". Running it through an anagram generator gets "Cat A.A.A. B.A.A. Electron Telescope Free Enterprise Sheen Homo- Knop Opp. Pos.".

Cat refers to the cat, who is identifying itself to the recipient of the message. AAA is, of course, the American Anthropological Association, while BAA is the British Astronomical Association. They are, according to the message, teaming up to produce an electron telescope (by analogy to an electron microscope). The cat considers this a triumph of free enterprise. (Cats are notorious libertarians.) The message goes further on to say that Charlie Sheen is gay. (Cats are well-known for their homophobia and hatred of Charlie Sheen.) Knop is Daniel Knop, a German journalist. Opp. Pos. is short for "Opposed? Positive.", meaning that the cat is positive that Knop will oppose the electron telescope project.

^ Win.

[Lordieth]

Keyboard cat is watching yew postulate.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Keyboard cat is watching yew postulate.

He's a meerkat, he should now.

Meerkat language is like a dialect of the Cat language.

[Lordieth]

Meerkats bark, technically..

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Meerkats bark, technically..

But they have the word kat in their name.

[Havenburgh]

this is single handedly the best thread in the world. I have been laughing so hard. And this disproves the the theory that the mods cant have fun! the world shall forever be changed.

[The Wolven League]

this is single handedly the best thread in the world. I have been laughing so hard. And this disproves the the theory that the mods cant have fun! the world shall forever be changed.

You just gravedug a three-year old thread, gg. Although if a mod reads this, can this thread be archived?

[The Blaatschapen]

this is single handedly the best thread in the world. I have been laughing so hard. And this disproves the the theory that the mods cant have fun! the world shall forever be changed.

You just gravedug a three-year old thread, gg. Although if a mod reads this, can this thread be archived?

Ask in the Archive thread in moderation ( I will not rule on that, since I'm involved in the content).

Also, I was not a mod back then (though Katganistan already was).

That said, since I was not a mod back then, this is clearly gravedigged.

I lock.

The Blaatschapen - Nationstates Moderator