Giant Meteor Headed for Earth!

[Pure Metal]

1. sex, lots of it
2. spend time with g/f and my family
3. smoke a lot grass and get very, very high for the last 12 hours or so. stoned off my face is the way to go, dude

[Treznor]

1. sex, lots of it
2. spend time with g/f and my family
3. smoke a lot grass and get very, very high for the last 12 hours or so. stoned off my face is the way to go, dude

Okay, in context with #1, the first half of #2 makes sense (other than the claim of having a girlfriend. This is the internet. Nobody has girlfriends on the internet, they just claim to). However, the second half of #2 becomes quite disturbing.

[EvilDarkMagicians]

I know all these people are talking about taking drugs...but I wouldn't have a clue where to get them...?

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Wouldn't a little bit of the meteor be vaporised by the nuclear explosion?

how nice. so now it's radioactive. and STILL coming.

you MIGHT aim to change its trajectory if its still far enough out. then it might not actually hit. just gather all the oceans into one big wave as it slingshots around the planet.

There was a great disturbance in the Force...as if a million surfers orgasmed at once, and then went silent.

[Jesuschristland]

Prices for drugs would skyrocket due to demand. I would like to go out tripin balls, but I don't think I would have the money, if indeed money is still useful 12 hours before the end.

[The Imperial Navy]

I take back what I said earlier. I'd put this on repeat, get stoned and start giggling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5jX2SiqsQQ

[Non Aligned States]

Good idea, but what if we survive after that in the plane?, we would be in deep shit.

No worries about that. An Earth killing asteroid, as opposed to a mere ELE event, would be the size of around the moon at least. Long before the impact happens, gravitational tidal forces will suck out the atmosphere, forming a gigantic funnel of rapidly escaping air that would pull everything airborne into space, the effect growing steadily pronounced as the planetoid closes with Earth. Assuming you were anchored down by unobtanium, you'd actually be able to see the sea rise up as a bulging pillar towards the asteroid, and buildings would literally take off into space.

A flimsy passenger jet would not survive pre-impact very well.

[Weskers Children]

i would watch society degrade while siting on a bench and laugh. cuz im crazy

[Extreme Ironing]

Ask in surprise why Obama didn't mention this change of planet habitability in his election campaign.

[Dakini]

Technically, a meteor is the visible path of a meteoroid. There's no particular reason to fear a meteor.

Even meteoroids aren't very big.

I think you're looking for "asteroid" if you want to be worried about something.

[Ifreann]

Prices for drugs would skyrocket due to demand. I would like to go out tripin balls, but I don't think I would have the money, if indeed money is still useful 12 hours before the end.

Buy drugs? Its the end of the world, money isn't worth shit. Steal drugs.

[Dakini]

Prices for drugs would skyrocket due to demand. I would like to go out tripin balls, but I don't think I would have the money, if indeed money is still useful 12 hours before the end.

Buy drugs? Its the end of the world, money isn't worth shit. Steal drugs.

Nah, this is why you just have an emergency supply. The police will surely believe you when you tell them that you're just holding onto the drugs so you can have some fun at the impending doom of the world when they don't care to enforce the laws because they'd rather be with their families anyway.

[Wilgrove]

I would start a riot and loot. *nods*

[Ifreann]

Prices for drugs would skyrocket due to demand. I would like to go out tripin balls, but I don't think I would have the money, if indeed money is still useful 12 hours before the end.

Buy drugs? Its the end of the world, money isn't worth shit. Steal drugs.

Nah, this is why you just have an emergency supply. The police will surely believe you when you tell them that you're just holding onto the drugs so you can have some fun at the impending doom of the world when they don't care to enforce the laws because they'd rather be with their families anyway.

Exactly. In an apocalypse scenario, rules are for rulefags.

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I would start a riot and loot. *nods*

More like join a riot that a thousand other people started. *nods*

[UNIverseVERSE]

Good idea, but what if we survive after that in the plane?, we would be in deep shit.

No worries about that. An Earth killing asteroid, as opposed to a mere ELE event, would be the size of around the moon at least. Long before the impact happens, gravitational tidal forces will suck out the atmosphere, forming a gigantic funnel of rapidly escaping air that would pull everything airborne into space, the effect growing steadily pronounced as the planetoid closes with Earth. Assuming you were anchored down by unobtanium, you'd actually be able to see the sea rise up as a bulging pillar towards the asteroid, and buildings would literally take off into space.

A flimsy passenger jet would not survive pre-impact very well.

What is it, a moon sized black hole?

If you throw something the size of the moon at Earth, it will have little to no effect on the atmosphere until basically the point of impact (as in, 1 second before if one is being generous). In no way would it suck out the whole atmosphere.

[Kantria]

I would get on NSG and see if there are any threads dedicated to discussing the question of whether or not the impending death of humanity will be a good thing for the Universe.

[Doofinshmirtz (Ancient)]

i would take the space shuttle out of here with my family my cats and my dog and a few plants and other animals and start a colony on mars oh and i would bring the atlanitc ocean with me via a hyperspace multi-dimesional storage pod which is only about 2 inches long and can store something as big as the atlantic ocean and i would probally bring my girlfriend with me i think you can figure that out.

[Bluth Corporation]

I'd be on a boat!

[Anarchic-Marxist]

Get high as hell and watch it.

[JuNii]

1. sex, lots of it
2. spend time with g/f and my family
3. smoke a lot grass and get very, very high for the last 12 hours or so. stoned off my face is the way to go, dude

Okay, in context with #1, the first half of #2 makes sense (other than the claim of having a girlfriend. This is the internet. Nobody has girlfriends on the internet, they just claim to). However, the second half of #2 becomes quite disturbing.

not when you add #3.

[Trippoli]

I'll be a hero, fly to the meteor, and blow it up with my lazar beemz.

All while you pussies cry in the corner.

[Trippoli]

I'd be on a boat!

That will save you for sure! Mind if I join?

[Strathy]

Bruce Willis won't save us, but Chuck Norris WILL!!... However if he doesn't, then hack into MoD Computer System, Declare war on the whole of Earth!!!

Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

[Anarchic-Marxist]

I'll be a hero, fly to the meteor, and blow it up with my lazar beemz.

All while you pussies cry in the corner.

Hey! I wont be in a corner I'll be wachin' it, you bastard.

[The Tofu Islands]

I'd try and get my hands on some fugu -- I want to know what the stuff tastes like.