Giant Meteor Headed for Earth!

[Galloism]

Ok, not really. I wish, but not really.

If it was announced that there was a giant earth-killing meteor headed straight for us, and it wasn't going to miss, what would you do? There's 48 hours left before the meteor hits, and Bruce Willis isn't going to save your ass. What would you do? What would happen to society? How would you handle it?

[Desperate Measures]

Stand in front of Bruce Willis' house. Despite what you say, Bruce Willis WILL do something. Whether or not it will be helpful remains to be seen.

[Bears Armed]

Get drunk.

[Voltairian Prospects]

I would start a short lived rgime and mercilessly control the people, oppressing them and destroying society.
Then I would have them charge into a missle silo, take it over, find a way to destroy the f***ing meteor... and then continue my reign of terror.

[Aelosia]

12 hours of sex, 12 hours of crying, 24 hours of drunken stupor or perhaps hard drugs. Anything else?

[Tiesabre]

Hang out in my back yard with a good book and my DS then just before the meteor hits go "I totally called it." All of this without looking up at it even once.

[Galloism]

12 hours of sex, 12 hours of crying, 24 hours of drunken stupor or perhaps hard drugs. Anything else?

I'm coming to your place when the big one comes, but I'm only staying for the first 12 hours.

[Barringtonia]

12 hours of sex, 12 hours of crying, 24 hours of drunken stupor or perhaps hard drugs. Anything else?

I'm coming to your place when the big one comes, but I'm only staying for the first 12 hours.

Can go to the pub for the next 12 hours, after that it seems all fun again,

[Aelosia]

12 hours of sex, 12 hours of crying, 24 hours of drunken stupor or perhaps hard drugs. Anything else?

I'm coming to your place when the big one comes, but I'm only staying for the first 12 hours.

I forgot to say "not in that order, but..."

And I hope you get 12 hours of sex when it happens, but not in my place. You do know where you do belong, right?

[The Imperial Navy]

Shit myself, cry in a corner and die.

[Galloism]

12 hours of sex, 12 hours of crying, 24 hours of drunken stupor or perhaps hard drugs. Anything else?

I'm coming to your place when the big one comes, but I'm only staying for the first 12 hours.

I forgot to say "not in that order, but..."

And I hope you get 12 hours of sex when it happens, but not in my place. You do know where you do belong, right?

I was going to bring her too. 12 hours of three-way sex is a great way to bring in the end of the world.

EDIT: Of course, we'll also have to steal a jet a couple of hours before impact, and fly to about 100nm from wherever it's going to impact and watch from 40,000ft. That's a once in a lifetime sight, and you don't want to miss that shit.

[Colonic Immigration]

12 hours of sex, 12 hours of crying, 24 hours of drunken stupor or perhaps hard drugs. Anything else?

This exactly.

[Aelosia]

EDIT: Of course, we'll also have to steal a jet a couple of hours before impact, and fly to about 100nm from wherever it's going to impact and watch from 40,000ft. That's a once in a lifetime sight, and you don't want to miss that shit.

Good idea, but what if we survive after that in the plane?, we would be in deep shit.

[Jazenn]

Lol I would join in the 48 last hours of robbery, looting, murder, rape, and rioting that would surely ensue after people heard of this.

[Galloism]

EDIT: Of course, we'll also have to steal a jet a couple of hours before impact, and fly to about 100nm from wherever it's going to impact and watch from 40,000ft. That's a once in a lifetime sight, and you don't want to miss that shit.

Good idea, but what if we survive after that in the plane?, we would be in deep shit.

Honestly, when the shockwave hit, I would be in deep shit trying to control that airplane.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

12 hours of sex, 12 hours of crying, 24 hours of drunken stupor or perhaps hard drugs. Anything else?

I'm coming to your place when the big one comes, but I'm only staying for the first 12 hours.

I forgot to say "not in that order, but..."

And I hope you get 12 hours of sex when it happens, but not in my place. You do know where you do belong, right?

Ay niña, ni te preocupes por las idioteces del tío. Ese no le pertenece a nadie. Ye más, si el meteorito va a caer, que le caiga en la cabeza.

Y esas 12 horas, me aplican a mi?

[Xaipete Benn]

I'd go where the sexy people are and I'd bring my wife.

[United Russian State]

Try and take over the world.

[Lizardiar]

I would convince the President of the US to launch misssles at the Sun, because obviously, without the Sun the meteor couldn't find it's way to Earth....... Shit, Obama's in office, I totally forgot!

[Jazenn]

Lol

What are we going to do today Brain?

Try and take over the world.

[Galloism]

Try and take over the world.

[Tiesabre]

Change what I said earlier:

Destroy Galloism.
Dance over his grave.

[Galloism]

Try and take over the world.

Nerf!

That's "Narf". "Nerf" is the brand name of a foamy toy.

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

Ok, not really. I wish, but not really.

If it was announced that there was a giant earth-killing meteor headed straight for us, and it wasn't going to miss, what would you do? There's 48 hours left before the meteor hits,

Yeah, well, that's predictable enough. We're all gonna party, right?

More interesting scenario:

There is a giant meteor headed for Earth. It's not just giant, it's Earth-sized. It's going to splatter our poor little planet into red-hot globs of earthy snot.

But ... it won't get here for TEN YEARS.

Now, tell me that's not more fun.

[The Deus Corporation]

Fuck, drink, get high, loot, and fuck again.

In that order.