Question And Answer With An Unknown Religious Leader

[Legionica]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

Ok...what the fuck is Reckoron and exactly how little should I care?

[Oterro]

So what's the bare minimum I have to do for this faith to guarantee my seat in their version of the afterlife?

[Kiromo]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

What happens after death?

[Legionica]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

Ok...what the fuck is Reckoron and exactly how little should I care?

I knew I would get a post like this one. Reckoron was once a human, a boy of 22. He lived in Ancient Rome. He had no beliefs of afterlife, nor a religion, but he did his best to uphold to a moral standard. He was not the strongest boy either, so he had little recognition for the work he did. But he persevered and worked hard, and when it came time to make a sacrifice for the whole of his community, he willingly put himself in that position. When he died, he took a new name, so that he may spread his values and protection of the weak from the strong to the world, as Lord Reckoron.

[Ian and Jackson]

Is Reckoron the gobot that turns into a tow truck?

[Legionica]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

What happens after death?

We are reincarnated to help spread the values and protection of the weak once again, forever in the service of our Lord.

[Legionica]

Is Reckoron the gobot that turns into a tow truck?

I don't think so. Let me check....... Nope. he is not.

[Olthar]

What is the point of this thread?

[EvilDarkMagicians]

What is the point of this thread?

To further a psychopaths delusions.

[Legionica]

What is the point of this thread?

To help others understand my religion, and to some extent, provide amusement from boredom.

[Ifreann]

What is the point of this thread?

To further a psychopaths delusions.

But I haven't even posted yet!

[Living Freedom Land]

Can Reckoron's religion get me the ladies?

[Angleter]

Will we all have to commit suicide to catch a UFO?

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Ok...what the fuck is Reckoron and exactly how little should I care?

I knew I would get a post like this one. Reckoron was once a human, a boy of 22. He lived in Ancient Rome. He had no beliefs of afterlife, nor a religion, but he did his best to uphold to a moral standard. He was not the strongest boy either, so he had little recognition for the work he did. But he persevered and worked hard, and when it came time to make a sacrifice for the whole of his community, he willingly put himself in that position. When he died, he took a new name, so that he may spread his values and protection of the weak from the strong to the world, as Lord Reckoron.

Ok...and now for an explanation that's NOT completely ambiguous crap please.

[Yuktova]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

Here is my one and only question. I also have my own answer.

Are you just making this up? I have never heard of this so called religion, out of all the religions I know of and have studied.

And here is my answer to that question: You are making it all up, for whatever reason. Maybe for political or economic following? Maybe absolute power? Didn't a person once say the best way to make money is start a religion?

[New East Ireland]

Will I have to sacrifice my son on a mountain top, and if so, will I become Saint Jack, Duke of the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron?

[Legionica]

Can Reckoron's religion get me the ladies?

Quite possibly. I've never tried, but thanks for the idea.

[Legionica]

Will we all have to commit suicide to catch a UFO?

Uh.... No?

[Legionica]

I knew I would get a post like this one. Reckoron was once a human, a boy of 22. He lived in Ancient Rome. He had no beliefs of afterlife, nor a religion, but he did his best to uphold to a moral standard. He was not the strongest boy either, so he had little recognition for the work he did. But he persevered and worked hard, and when it came time to make a sacrifice for the whole of his community, he willingly put himself in that position. When he died, he took a new name, so that he may spread his values and protection of the weak from the strong to the world, as Lord Reckoron.

Ok...and now for an explanation that's NOT completely ambiguous crap please.

And by that you mean?

[Olthar]

What is the point of this thread?

To further a psychopaths delusions.

Ah, that makes sense.

[Living Freedom Land]

Can Reckoron's religion get me the ladies?

Quite possibly. I've never tried, but thanks for the idea.

Tell me how that turns out for you, then I might convert.

[Legionica]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

Here is my one and only question. I also have my own answer.

Are you just making this up? I have never heard of this so called religion, out of all the religions I know of and have studied.

And here is my answer to that question: You are making it all up, for whatever reason. Maybe for political or economic following? Maybe absolute power? Didn't a person once say the best way to make money is start a religion?

That was with Scientology. He was a corrupt man... Anyway, these words were made up, before I posted them. Christianity, Judeaism, and Islam were all ideas, once.

[Olthar]

Hello, friends and fellow NationStates users,
I am the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron. I was once an atheist, believing that all religions caused more trouble than they could handle. I was open-minded, though, and thought to finally try a religion that I thought 'pure'. I spoke to the glorious Lord Reckoron and I found where my mind and souls should be dedicated. I am now the religious leader of my church, and I intend to spread the word of my faith and to help others understand my Lord. I am at a loss for time right now though, and I will not post my entire religious belief system in my OP. I will answer every question, in order as they come, though. Please, feel free to ask anything you'd like.

Here is my one and only question. I also have my own answer.

Are you just making this up? I have never heard of this so called religion, out of all the religions I know of and have studied.

And here is my answer to that question: You are making it all up, for whatever reason. Maybe for political or economic following? Maybe absolute power? Didn't a person once say the best way to make money is start a religion?

Yes, because NationStates will give him political power.
Really, he's most likely just making it all up for no other reason than the lulz.

[Legionica]

Will I have to sacrifice my son on a mountain top, and if so, will I become Saint Jack, Duke of the Premonitionary of the Church of the Followers of Reckoron?

We are against sacrifice, but a position in the High Council of Reckoron might be possible with enough devotion.