Secret Fraternities/Organisations/Brotherhoods

[Simon Cowell of the RR]

Does Koch Industries count?

[Coccygia]

Sir, are you insinuating that I am nobody?

Yes, yes I am. Welcome to the club.

This is starting to remind me uncomfortably of an Emily Dickinson poem: "I'm nobody. Are you nobody, too?"

[EvilDarkMagicians]

NAMBLA.

[Big Jim P]

I'm actually a member of the Illuminati. Well, technically I'm the head of our pornography department.

We're called the Illuminaughty.

Can I join?

[Geniasis]

I'm actually a member of the Illuminati. Well, technically I'm the head of our pornography department.

We're called the Illuminaughty.

Can I join?

Sure, but you have to be careful when you say who we are to keep people from getting confused. According to the handbook, you have to take a pause after "Illumi", put a weird emphasis on the last part, and do suggestive things with your eyebrows.

[Mehayn]

*deleted*

[Karmaimps]

My Grandfather was a master Mason.I am currently in the Freemasons.There not that secretive.

[Conserative Morality]

I am a member of the Knights Templar. We meet twice a month with the Elders of Zion to play poker.

[Caninope]

I am a member of the Knights Templar. We meet twice a month with the Elders of Zion to play poker.

You also on the Bilderberg Group's bowling team. Remember that? I got a strike last week.

[Geniasis]

I am a member of the Knights Templar. We meet twice a month with the Elders of Zion to play poker.

You guys aren't invited to the Illuminati End of the Summer BBQ Bash this year, btw. For one thing, you're mean drunks the lot of you. Secondly, we're still picking up party cups and I'm pretty sure one of you vomited in the archives. Well, that and the fact that we really don't want to get into it again with the Elders about the pork rinds.

Besides, you guys totally owe me $20 for sleeping with that chick at Arby's.

[Genivaria]

I have an uncle who wears a masonic ring. I've never had the chance to ask him about it.

[West andor]

My grandpa was a freemason and I have seen one of their meeting places which is inside an old french fort

[Conserative Morality]

You guys aren't invited to the Illuminati End of the Summer BBQ Bash this year, btw. For one thing, you're mean drunks the lot of you. Secondly, we're still picking up party cups and I'm pretty sure one of you vomited in the archives. Well, that and the fact that we really don't want to get into it again with the Elders about the pork rinds.

Besides, you guys totally owe me $20 for sleeping with that chick at Arby's.

Dammit, for the last time, the Fourth Reich totally started that fight. Just because we were at least eight beers in each does not factor in.

And for the record, the Teutonic Knights were a bunch of posers riding on our coattails. Erm... Surcoats.

[Karak Grund]

I plan to join the Masons.

[Geniasis]

You guys aren't invited to the Illuminati End of the Summer BBQ Bash this year, btw. For one thing, you're mean drunks the lot of you. Secondly, we're still picking up party cups and I'm pretty sure one of you vomited in the archives. Well, that and the fact that we really don't want to get into it again with the Elders about the pork rinds.

Besides, you guys totally owe me $20 for sleeping with that chick at Arby's.

Dammit, for the last time, the Fourth Reich totally started that fight. Just because we were at least eight beers in each does not factor in.

And for the record, the Teutonic Knights were a bunch of posers riding on our coattails. Erm... Surcoats.

Ugh... don't get me started on the Fourth Reich.

"Ooooh, look at us we're Hitler 2.0. Let's be totally irrational and compromise our ability to control everything by being super-racist about it. Oh, and the Jews are bloodsucking monsters, that never gets old."

Hey, are we still on for manipulating the Euro next week?

[Caninope]

Dammit, for the last time, the Fourth Reich totally started that fight. Just because we were at least eight beers in each does not factor in.

And for the record, the Teutonic Knights were a bunch of posers riding on our coattails. Erm... Surcoats.

Ugh... don't get me started on the Fourth Reich.

"Ooooh, look at us we're Hitler 2.0. Let's be totally irrational and compromise our ability to control everything by being super-racist about it. Oh, and the Jews are bloodsucking monsters, that never gets old."

Hey, are we still on for manipulating the Euro next week?

No, we [the Bilderberg Group] told the whole lot of of you that we can't do the Euro next week. We have ensure that the faked global warming research is put into place first.

[Conserative Morality]

Ugh... don't get me started on the Fourth Reich.

"Ooooh, look at us we're Hitler 2.0. Let's be totally irrational and compromise our ability to control everything by being super-racist about it. Oh, and the Jews are bloodsucking monsters, that never gets old."

They disgust us. I mean really, exterminate the Elders of Zion? Who would we play poker with, then? And what would we wager? Go back to playing poker for countries? Boring. I tell you, playing for the gold of all the world's banks is much more entertaining. I won thirty tons on a bum hand last week. A little heavy, perhaps. We do need a new table.

Besides, I'm pretty sure Mecha-Hitler hides cards up his chain gun arm.

Hey, are we still on for manipulating the Euro next week?

I dunno, my schedule is all messed up. Are we going to crash it next week or next month?

[Rhodmhire]

I belong to the Brotherhood of casual and obsessive video game nerds who strive to be a part of the Brotherhood of Assassins.

Nothing is true, et cetera.

[Geniasis]

Ugh... don't get me started on the Fourth Reich.

"Ooooh, look at us we're Hitler 2.0. Let's be totally irrational and compromise our ability to control everything by being super-racist about it. Oh, and the Jews are bloodsucking monsters, that never gets old."

Hey, are we still on for manipulating the Euro next week?

No, we [the Bilderberg Group] told the whole lot of of you that we can't do the Euro next week. We have ensure that the faked global warming research is put into place first.

Well what am I supposed to do in the meantime'? Organize another "Anthony Weiner" incident? You can only get away so many of those.

[Conserative Morality]

No, we [the Bilderberg Group] told the whole lot of of you that we can't do the Euro next week. We have ensure that the faked global warming research is put into place first.

Shit, that's right. Ah, well, probably for the best. After all, the Round Table is still trying to convince us to drop facade of 'State Sovereignty' and reveal that the whole world changes hands every few months due to bad poker hands and whatnot. I'll have my hands full talking them out of it.

[Caninope]

No, we [the Bilderberg Group] told the whole lot of of you that we can't do the Euro next week. We have ensure that the faked global warming research is put into place first.

Well what am I supposed to do in the meantime'? Organize another "Anthony Weiner" incident? You can only get away so many of those.

Well, we can actually depose Gaddafi now.

[Caninope]

No, we [the Bilderberg Group] told the whole lot of of you that we can't do the Euro next week. We have ensure that the faked global warming research is put into place first.

Shit, that's right. Ah, well, probably for the best. After all, the Round Table is still trying to convince us to drop facade of 'State Sovereignty' and reveal that the whole world changes hands every few months due to bad poker hands and whatnot. I'll have my hands full talking them out of it.

Oh that reminds me. With today being the Summer Solstice and everything, we get to run the world for the next few months. You can expect the Republicans to filibuster and block any moves by Democrats.

[Conserative Morality]

Oh that reminds me. With today being the Summer Solstice and everything, we get to run the world for the next few months. You can expect the Republicans to filibuster and block any moves by Democrats.

Hey! We agreed that the Republicans belonged to the Round Table and the Democrats belonged to the Lizardmen.

[Geniasis]

Shit, that's right. Ah, well, probably for the best. After all, the Round Table is still trying to convince us to drop facade of 'State Sovereignty' and reveal that the whole world changes hands every few months due to bad poker hands and whatnot. I'll have my hands full talking them out of it.

Oh that reminds me. With today being the Summer Solstice and everything, we get to run the world for the next few months. You can expect the Republicans to filibuster and block any moves by Democrats.

In that case I should warn you that Palin isn't actually one of ours. She's a bit of a... rogue element. A rouge element too, actually.

[Caninope]

Oh that reminds me. With today being the Summer Solstice and everything, we get to run the world for the next few months. You can expect the Republicans to filibuster and block any moves by Democrats.

Hey! We agreed that the Republicans belonged to the Round Table and the Democrats belonged to the Lizardmen.

The Round Table loaned us the Republicans. The Group heard that there are some Democrats who actually want to help people. We can't have that happening, now can we?