by Hairless Kitten II » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:12 am
by GetBert » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:16 am
by Maurepas » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:16 am
by Barringtonia » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:18 am
by 47-9 126-43 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:22 am
Barringtonia wrote:Aww, I bought this issue of Wired a month ago or so, and I couldn't be bothered to type it out,
Yes, evolution runs up some strange alleys, still it's all part of 'moving in mysterious ways', so creationism still works
by The_pantless_hero » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:25 am
Hairless Kitten II wrote:1 Sea mammal blowhole. Any animal that spends appreciable time in the ocean should be able to extract oxygen from water via gills. Enlarging the lungs and moving a nostril to the back of the head is a poor work-around.
2 Hyena clitoris. When engorged, this "pseudopenis," which doubles as the birth canal, becomes so hard it can crush babies to death during exit.
3 Kangaroo teat. In order to nurse, the just-born joey, a frail and squishy jellybean, must clamber up Mom's torso and into her pouch for a nipple.
4 Giraffe birth canal. Mama giraffes stand up while giving birth, so baby's entry into the world is a 5-foot drop. Wheeee! Crack.
5 Goliath bird-eating spider exoskeleton. This giant spider can climb trees to hunt very mobile prey. Yet it has a shell so fragile it practically explodes when it falls? Well, at least it can produce silk to make a sail. Oh, wait — it can't!
6 Shark-fetus teeth. A few shark species have live births (instead of laying eggs). The Jaws juniors grow teeth in the womb. The first sibling or two to mature sometimes eat their siblings in utero. Mmm ... siblings.
7 Human stomach. People can digest a lot — except for cellulose, the primary component of plant matter. Why don't we have commensal bacteria in our guts to do it? They're busy helping termites.
8 Slug genitalia. Some hermaphroditic species breed by wrapping their sex organs around each other. If one of said members gets stuck, the slug simply chews it off. What. The. Hell?
9 Quadrupeds. Let's say you're a four-footed animal. Now let's say you get a wound on your back, or an itch, or a bug wandering up there. Tough luck, kid. You probably can't do much about it. Hope there's a low branch around.
10 Narwhal tusk. The unicorn-like protuberance on a male narwhal's head is actually a tooth that erupts through the front of the jaw and keeps on growing, up to 9 feet. Narwhal: "Doc, I have a toothache." Dentist: "Indeed."
http://www.wired.com/science/discoverie ... 08/st_best
We can add a few more? What about Republicans? (see some running to the Mod section now )
Bottle wrote:Equality is a slippery slope, people, and if you give it to the gays you have to give it to the polygamists and if you give it to the polygamists you have to give it to the serial dog molesters and if you give it to the serial dog molesters you have to give it to the machine fetishists and the next thing you know you're being tied up by a trio of polygamist lesbian powerbooks and you can't get out because the safety word is case sensistive!
by Discount Liquor World » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:31 am
by The_pantless_hero » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:41 am
Discount Liquor World wrote:Apparently there is a type of boar whose tusks grow up and back down into the animal's skull as it matures eventiually killing it.
Since I can't find any proof of it now that I thought about it, I'm guessing its bull.
Bottle wrote:Equality is a slippery slope, people, and if you give it to the gays you have to give it to the polygamists and if you give it to the polygamists you have to give it to the serial dog molesters and if you give it to the serial dog molesters you have to give it to the machine fetishists and the next thing you know you're being tied up by a trio of polygamist lesbian powerbooks and you can't get out because the safety word is case sensistive!
by JuNii » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:44 am
by giving them gills, wouldn't they stop being mammals?Hairless Kitten II wrote:1 Sea mammal blowhole. Any animal that spends appreciable time in the ocean should be able to extract oxygen from water via gills. Enlarging the lungs and moving a nostril to the back of the head is a poor work-around.
it can... question is, how often does it?Hairless Kitten II wrote:2 Hyena clitoris. When engorged, this "pseudopenis," which doubles as the birth canal, becomes so hard it can crush babies to death during exit.
and how many make this journey? and once there, they are secure and safe for a looong time.Hairless Kitten II wrote:3 Kangaroo teat. In order to nurse, the just-born joey, a frail and squishy jellybean, must clamber up Mom's torso and into her pouch for a nipple.
and how many baby Giraffe's are killed in this fashion?Hairless Kitten II wrote:4 Giraffe birth canal. Mama giraffes stand up while giving birth, so baby's entry into the world is a 5-foot drop. Wheeee! Crack.
Bullshit.Hairless Kitten II wrote:5 Goliath bird-eating spider exoskeleton. This giant spider can climb trees to hunt very mobile prey. Yet it has a shell so fragile it practically explodes when it falls? Well, at least it can produce silk to make a sail. Oh, wait — it can't!
Burrows for spiders are USUALLY lined with silk.The female deposits about 50 eggs in a silken egg sack about 1 inch (3 cm) in diameter, and stores it in her burrow. She guards it for 6 to 7 weeks, even taking the sack with her when she leaves the burrow. After the young spiders hatch they stay in the nest until their first molt, and then go out on their own.
The size and power of the Goliath bird-eater makes it possible for them to eat larger prey. They rarely eat birds, although they may eat hatchlings. Its usual diet consists of frogs, small snakes, beetles, insects, lizards and even bats and pinky rats. They don't have any special hunting technique, like building webs or leaping on their prey. They will sneak up on their prey and pounce on their victim, injecting them with venom which paralyzes them. They will often carry their prey back to their burrow or a safe location to eat it at leisure. They don't have teeth to tear or chew their food, but regurgitate digestive juices onto their victim. The juices break down the soft tissue making it possible for the spider to suck up the liquid and eat its meal.
the mocking bird lays it's eggs in another birds nest and their offspring kills it's 'siblings'Hairless Kitten II wrote:6 Shark-fetus teeth. A few shark species have live births (instead of laying eggs). The Jaws juniors grow teeth in the womb. The first sibling or two to mature sometimes eat their siblings in utero. Mmm ... siblings.
alot of animals can't digetst plant matter... ever examined the scat of herbivores? alot of undigested plant matter in there...Hairless Kitten II wrote:7 Human stomach. People can digest a lot — except for cellulose, the primary component of plant matter. Why don't we have commensal bacteria in our guts to do it? They're busy helping termites.
they're Hermaphroditic... so, they can get jiggy with themselves. that makes the minimal number needed to repopulate the species to be what... 1? and that is considered a bad design?Hairless Kitten II wrote:8 Slug genitalia. Some hermaphroditic species breed by wrapping their sex organs around each other. If one of said members gets stuck, the slug simply chews it off. What. The. Hell?
yeah. agreed. too bad the Bipedials can't run as fast tho.Hairless Kitten II wrote:9 Quadrupeds. Let's say you're a four-footed animal. Now let's say you get a wound on your back, or an itch, or a bug wandering up there. Tough luck, kid. You probably can't do much about it. Hope there's a low branch around.
Hairless Kitten II wrote:10 Narwhal tusk. The unicorn-like protuberance on a male narwhal's head is actually a tooth that erupts through the front of the jaw and keeps on growing, up to 9 feet. Narwhal: "Doc, I have a toothache." Dentist: "Indeed."
by Dakini » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:48 am
JuNii wrote:it can... question is, how often does it?Hairless Kitten II wrote:2 Hyena clitoris. When engorged, this "pseudopenis," which doubles as the birth canal, becomes so hard it can crush babies to death during exit.
by Risottia » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:48 am
Hairless Kitten II wrote:1 Sea mammal blowhole. Any animal that spends appreciable time in the ocean should be able to extract oxygen from water via gills. Enlarging the lungs and moving a nostril to the back of the head is a poor work-around.
2 Hyena clitoris. When engorged, this "pseudopenis," which doubles as the birth canal, becomes so hard it can crush babies to death during exit.
A jumping start instead of a running start.4 Giraffe birth canal. Mama giraffes stand up while giving birth, so baby's entry into the world is a 5-foot drop. Wheeee! Crack.
by JuNii » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:56 am
Dakini wrote:JuNii wrote:it can... question is, how often does it?Hairless Kitten II wrote:2 Hyena clitoris. When engorged, this "pseudopenis," which doubles as the birth canal, becomes so hard it can crush babies to death during exit.
I don't know how often it crushes hyena babies, but I read that half of all first time hyena mothers die giving birth and that often the pseudopenis gets ripped up considerably during the process.
by New Mitanni » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:04 am
Hairless Kitten II wrote:We can add a few more? What about Republicans? (see some running to the Mod section now )
by Phenia » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:08 am
New Mitanni wrote:Hairless Kitten II wrote:We can add a few more? What about Republicans? (see some running to the Mod section now )
You're obviously thinking of Donkocrats. Republicans represent the next advance in human evolution. Homo sapiens superior rei publicae
by Univision (Ancient) » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:14 am
Barringtonia wrote:Aww, I bought this issue of Wired a month ago or so, and I couldn't be bothered to type it out,
Yes, evolution runs up some strange alleys, still it's all part of 'moving in mysterious ways', so creationism still works
by The Imperial Navy » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:15 am
by Post-Unity Terra » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:15 am
New Mitanni wrote:Hairless Kitten II wrote:We can add a few more? What about Republicans? (see some running to the Mod section now )
You're obviously thinking of Donkocrats. Republicans represent the next advance in human evolution. Homo sapiens superior rei publicae
by North Occidentia » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:28 am
by South East Europe » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:30 am
Hairless Kitten II wrote:
10 Narwhal tusk. The unicorn-like protuberance on a male narwhal's head is actually a tooth that erupts through the front of the jaw and keeps on growing, up to 9 feet. Narwhal: "Doc, I have a toothache." Dentist: "Indeed."
by 47-9 126-43 » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:31 am
by JuNii » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:32 am
South East Europe wrote:Hairless Kitten II wrote:
10 Narwhal tusk. The unicorn-like protuberance on a male narwhal's head is actually a tooth that erupts through the front of the jaw and keeps on growing, up to 9 feet. Narwhal: "Doc, I have a toothache." Dentist: "Indeed."
You, my friend, didn't think this over too well, did you? The Narwhal tusk is a tooth indeed, but do you know it's use? No? Well, the use of the Narwhal "tusk" is to detect changes in oceanic pressure and currents so that the Narwhal does not get enclosed in ice or crushed by ice and die. The narwhal is a very northern type creature. It does have a use and is in fact a very good evolutionary design.
by Andorias » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:42 am
by Farnhamia » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:46 am
Andorias wrote:7 Human stomach[/b]. People can digest a lot — except for cellulose, the primary component of plant matter. Why don't we have commensal bacteria in our guts to do it? They're busy helping termites.
WAIT A MINUTE ... If humans would digest cellulose, it would be easier for them to gather food, and there would be much less evolutionary need to develop intelligence and massive brains...
by Sarkhaan » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:52 am
by Dolbri » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:52 am
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