now this is a freak accident.

[Tekania]

Canada: We have flying bears.

At least we have the right to bear arms.

I demand and fight for the right to arm bears, especially the flying ones... What is more terrifying than an armed flying bear!

[Forsakia]

Wow, what a grizzly accident. But as they say in Maine, this is what happens when we panda to unsafe drivas.

It's really a black day.

[Mahdah]

At least we have the right to bear arms.

I demand and fight for the right to arm bears, especially the flying ones... What is more terrifying than an armed flying bear!

Proof That communism works and is good for the economy is more terrifying then a armed flying bear.

[Cannot think of a name]

1) how fast was that first car going to actually send a bear flying not just through the windshield, but out the back window as well.

Maybe both cars were going at a decent rate and the combined velocities made a big impact on the bears path.

This incident was conceived on the seventh ring of word problem hell.

[Icamera]

Wow. Their families must be getting swarmed with questions from news stations. I guess they'll just have to grin and bear it.

[The Rich Port]

Wow, what a grizzly accident. But as they say in Maine, this is what happens when we panda to unsafe drivas.

[Valtieres]

I demand and fight for the right to arm bears, especially the flying ones... What is more terrifying than an armed flying bear!

Proof That communism works and is good for the economy is more terrifying then a armed flying bear.

Off topic, please revert to OP. On that note, one beary bad accident indeed.

[Gun Manufacturers]

Flying Bear kills 2 Canadians

'Flying bear' kills 2 Canadians in freak crash
By Global Post

A “flying bear” killed two Canadians instantly when a freak car accident propelled the black bear through the front windshield of a second vehicle.

A car slammed into the black bear at night on a rural Quebec highway about 25 miles north of Ottawa, the Canadian capital, local police told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

The 440-pound bear was thrown into the air and hit a SUV traveling in the opposite direction, smashing through the SUV’s front windshield and then out the back window.

The driver of the SUV, a 25-year-old Ottawa woman, was pronounced dead at the scene, as was a 40-year-old passenger sitting behind her. But the driver’s boyfriend, sitting in the front passenger seat, escaped with only minor injuries.

The two occupants of the first car that hit the bear were not hurt. The bear was killed on impact.

Police said that the car, a Pontiac Sunfire, was lower to the ground than the SUV and had a more aerodynamic design, and may have propelled the male bear up into the air and into the other lane, the CBC reports.

While deer and moose are regularly seen on roads in rural Canada, and collisions with cars are relatively common, it is unusual for bears to wander onto a highway.

"Obviously, it's something really rare," local police spokesman Martin Fournel said. "We don't see that often, even if we live in the country. Lots of deer, but collisions with a bear and two people died? That's really rare."

A local hunting guide told the CBC that it is bear mating season, and warned drivers to be careful because the males go roaming outside their territory to look for female bears in heat.

Ok, I got several questions... 1) how fast was that first car going to actually send a bear flying not just through the windshield, but out the back window as well. 2) I wonder what the insurance company processing that claim will say...

and 3) how many jokes can we get outta this.

That sounds like a perfect storm of freak occurrences that lead to the death of 2 people. The bear exiting out the back window was probably due to both the velocity given to the bear from the Sunfire and the velocity of the SUV.

It's just a shame it was a fatal accident. If everyone had lived, it would have made one hell of a story for casual conversation ("Big deal, you hit a deer. Once I hit a flying bear").

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

>expects British Columbia
>gets Ontario

Ontario what have we told you about bear experiments?

[New Helier]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kONmDCla6Nc

[Malgrave]

Russia is obviously planning an invasion. Vladimir Putin has invented the bear cannon.

[Sociobiology]

the only thing I want to know is what goes thru your mind when you see bear appearing to fly straight at your windshield.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Russia is obviously planning an invasion. Vladimir Putin has invented the bear cannon.

Why would Russia invade us? We wub our fellow socialists.

the only thing I want to know is what goes thru your mind when you see bear appearing to fly straight at your windshield.

"Is that a flying be-"

[OuroborosCobra]

the only thing I want to know is what goes thru your mind when you see bear appearing to fly straight at your windshield.

"Oh crap"? Probably stronger language than that.

I know someone who was in a car accident where his car ended up flipping over, and he was pretty lucky to survive. He fully admitted to "evacuating his bowels" during them accident.

[Rhodmhire]

If you don't dedicate your life to capturing bears, caging them, and fighting them to the death, this happens.

The laypeople think me insane, the animal right's activists think me a monster, but perhaps now that a brighter light has shone in my favor, they will all have second thoughts before they mock and villify me.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I bearly believe this grizzly tragedy could happen so close.

[OuroborosCobra]

If you don't dedicate your life to capturing bears, caging them, and fighting them to the death, this happens.

The laypeople think me insane, the animal right's activists think me a monster, but perhaps now that a brighter light has shone in my favor, they will all have second thoughts before they mock and villify me.

These weren't bear trappers. What are you one about?

[OuroborosCobra]

I bearly believe this grizzly tragedy could happen so close.

Good thing it wasn't a grizzly

[Nightkill the Emperor]

the only thing I want to know is what goes thru your mind when you see bear appearing to fly straight at your windshield.

"Oh crap"? Probably stronger language than that.
.

"Oh fuck, I bearly saw that coming."

If you're over 13 and have never heard the word fuck before...you have now.

[The Rich Port]

the only thing I want to know is what goes thru your mind when you see bear appearing to fly straight at your windshield.

"Is that a furry comet?"

[Rhodmhire]

These weren't bear trappers. What are you one about?

All that I am saying is that if the bear was in a stationary cage being fought instead of in a moving vehicle, this would not have happened.

the only thing I want to know is what goes thru your mind when you see bear appearing to fly straight at your windshield.

I think you would be too busy laughing hysterically or screaming loudly, or a mixture of the two, to think clearly about anything.

[OuroborosCobra]

"Oh crap"? Probably stronger language than that.
.

"Oh fuck, I bearly saw that coming."

If you're over 13 and have never heard the word fuck before...you have now.

I have, but we've been asked to keep this forum PG-13.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

the only thing I want to know is what goes thru your mind when you see bear appearing to fly straight at your windshield.

In this case, I believe the bear was the last thing to go through their head.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"Oh fuck, I bearly saw that coming."

If you're over 13 and have never heard the word fuck before...you have now.

I have, but we've been asked to keep this forum PG-13.

And...?

Fuck is used quite commonly here. It's more of 80s PG-13.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Holy shit. This is unbearable to hear... What a truly grizzly end. Colbert was only half right. Bears are also the #1 threat to Canada too.