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What kind do you prefer?

Square
34
29%
Circle
24
20%
Triangle
6
5%
dodecahedron
13
11%
Can I have a fork?
41
35%
 
Total votes : 118

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Chopsticks

Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:30 pm

By now I'm sure you all know that when eating Asian food it tastes slightly better when using chopsticks (regardless of whether the culture in question actually uses them). But this brings us all itno a debate that has raged on for ages and caused the downfall of mighty empires from the Qin to the Japanese. What kind of chopsticks are better? round or square?

Obvious advantages of the square variety is that they won't roll away when you put them down, while many claim that the rounded variety are more environmentally friendly.

Personally, I find the square type slightly more ergonomic, and I'm a fan of putting my chops flat-side down over the top of my bowl.
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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:32 pm

I once tried to use chopsticks and failed horribly.
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Postby Naurobia » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:33 pm

Square chopsticks are easier for me to handle.
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Postby Meowfoundland » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:34 pm

Square ones are better because squares are better than circles.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:34 pm

I say both have their purposes. I prefer the round for noodle dishes and soups , but the square for sushi and rice dishes.

Also the fact you have no poll disturbs me.

Also the fact you have a poll that doesnt have an all of the above option disturbs me.
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Postby Norstal » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:35 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Personally, I find the square type slightly more ergonomic, and I'm a fan of putting my chops flat-side down over the top of my bowl.

Eh, I don't see why it's enviromentally friendly or unfriendly. I use reusable square chopsticks (gasp!). They're ossum. Though, both are good in its own way.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:36 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:I say both have their purposes. I prefer the round for noodle dishes and soups , but the square for sushi and rice dishes.

Also the fact you have no poll disturbs me.

Thats something I was going to bring up actually- I find the type of dish does influence their effectiveness.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:37 pm

Norstal wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Personally, I find the square type slightly more ergonomic, and I'm a fan of putting my chops flat-side down over the top of my bowl.

Eh, I don't see why it's enviromentally friendly or unfriendly. I use reusable square chopsticks (gasp!). They're ossum. Though, both are good in its own way.

They use less material, clearly. >.>'

I was just trying to find something in circle's favor.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:37 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:I say both have their purposes. I prefer the round for noodle dishes and soups , but the square for sushi and rice dishes.

Also the fact you have no poll disturbs me.

Thats something I was going to bring up actually- I find the type of dish does influence their effectiveness.


And since I eat all different types of dishes I prefer different kinds for different meals.
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Postby The Anglo-Saxon Empire » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:38 pm

I use only forks. Eat steak? Screw the knife I have a fork. Eat soup? I use a fork. Yogurt? Fork. Cereal? Fork. Ice cream? Fork. Mashed potatoes? Fork.
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Postby Greed and Death » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:38 pm

flat chopsticks which are the Korean design.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:40 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Thats something I was going to bring up actually- I find the type of dish does influence their effectiveness.


And since I eat all different types of dishes I prefer different kinds for different meals.

Then you're a race traitor and deserve your fate- not having a satisfactory poll option. >:(
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:41 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
And since I eat all different types of dishes I prefer different kinds for different meals.

Then you're a race traitor and deserve your fate- not having a satisfactory poll option. >:(



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Postby Maurepas » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:41 pm

The square, imo, gives you a bit more control with the stick. The circular ones roll around too much.

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Postby Malgrave » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:42 pm

I once attempted to use chopsticks in Sarajevo, they slipped out of my hand and injured a passing gentlemen. I then found out he was meant to chauffeur a car for some local dignitary, well I took over the task of driving but got lost and the dignitary was assassinated.

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:42 pm

Maurepas wrote:The square, imo, gives you a bit more control with the stick. The circular ones roll around too much.



Gotta know how to hold em.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:43 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Maurepas wrote:The square, imo, gives you a bit more control with the stick. The circular ones roll around too much.



Gotta know how to hold em.

And when to fold 'em, or something.

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Since then I swore never to use such a dangerous instrument of destruction

You must be pretty old...
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Postby Barringtonia » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:43 pm

I don't mind either in comparison to Korean chopsticks, which are freaking metal, making them as slippery as snake who's just put on his suntan lotion.
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Postby Thurask » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:44 pm

Four short, flat metal/plastic chopsticks attached to a single handle. It looks like this.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:45 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Gotta know how to hold em.

And when to fold 'em, or something.




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Postby Kobeanare » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:45 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:By now I'm sure you all know that when eating Asian food it tastes slightly better when using chopsticks

Source?

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:46 pm

greed and death wrote:flat chopsticks which are the Korean design.

I've only been to a couple Korean restaurants, but they never had that type.

Thurask wrote:Four short, flat metal/plastic chopsticks attached to a single handle. It looks like this.

Looks kinda tricky... how does it work?
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:46 pm

Kobeanare wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:By now I'm sure you all know that when eating Asian food it tastes slightly better when using chopsticks

Source?


Eating food with chopsticks.
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Postby Wikkiwallana » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:47 pm

My favorite chopsticks were these porcelain ones I got at an aquarium gift shop, they had this beautiful blue pattern on them. After the first time I used them my mom convinced me that I shouldn't put them in the dishwasher as she feared it would strip the paint. While washing them by hand I dropped them in the sink, whereupon they immediately shattered. I've never been able to find the same kind again. :(

Anyway, I've found that square ones allow me to grip food better, but round ones are more comfortable on my fingers.
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Postby Barringtonia » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:48 pm

I found some training chopsticks the other day, which I thought would be a real dick condescending move to whip out when visitors are fumbling with chopsticks.

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