Australia!

by **Munathanura** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:11 am

Vortiaganica wrote:
Munathanura wrote:
. Well, actually, it was a fanart tribute to Speedy, our father of our hyperintelligent mutant koala overlords .

Well in that case, Reich Penguin would like to register his disapproval.

Well.

What have we left to talk about?

Hm, what about srs crytozoology?

by **Scientific socks** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:15 am

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:
Shakul wrote:hey guys,
we've done drop bears, bunyips, and phantom kangaroos. What do you suggest we talk of next.

Let's mock South Australian accents...wait a minute.

Carn the Crows! or Stone thoes blighters

I suggest pay out Tim. After all he is the first prime ministers toy boy.

Or is he the first ladiesman?

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:15 am

Hey, I saw Australia on the Dutch news. It was about Australia refusing to export cows to Indonesia because of the way they get slaughtered in Indonesia.
...Late reaction from the Dutch news, much?

I can totally see what happens in the Dutch news in about a month:
"THIS JUST IN! Australia might be sending a bunch of poor traumatized children to a country where they get tortured; citizens respond with mass apathy!"
Slowpoke is slow...

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:03 pm

Uhm...bump Australia fair?

by **The FTR** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:39 am

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:Hey, I saw Australia on the Dutch news. It was about Australia refusing to export cows to Indonesia because of the way they get slaughtered in Indonesia.
...Late reaction from the Dutch news, much?

I can totally see what happens in the Dutch news in about a month:
"THIS JUST IN! Australia might be sending a bunch of poor traumatized children to a country where they get tortured; citizens respond with mass apathy!"
Slowpoke is slow...

Excellent. Sarcasm.

by **Coccygia** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:08 am

I don't know all the much about Australia, but the zoos must be real fun.

by **The FTR** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:10 am

Coccygia wrote:I don't know all the much about Australia, but the zoos must be real fun.

They probably don't have native animals. Who cares to pay money to see an animal you can look out the window and see?

by **Coccygia** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:18 am

The FTR wrote:
Coccygia wrote:I don't know all the much about Australia, but the zoos must be real fun.

They probably don't have native animals. Who cares to pay money to see an animal you can look out the window and see?

So they've got what, exotic foreign animals like cows and dogs in the zoos? :blink:

by **The FTR** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:19 am

Probably Asian, African, and South American majority animals.

by **New Chalcedon** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:08 am

Shakul wrote:I know that there are a lot of people who aren't from Australia on Nation States so whats your opinion on it.

Mine is that it is a cool place to live.
Certified Australian Members
Shakul
Meowfoundland
The Kangaroo Republic
Munathanura
Vortiaganica
Kalaspia-Shimarata
Forster Keys

I am an Australian (residence: Perth, WA), and I believe either Archoille or the Archregimancy is, too.

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:12 am

Coccygia wrote:I don't know all the much about Australia, but the zoos must be real fun.

The animals put the Australians in the zoos. Thankfully being behind bars ain't a new experience for most of them, historically speaking ¦ 3

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:27 am

The FTR wrote:
The Kangaroo Republic wrote:Hey, I saw Australia on the Dutch news. It was about Australia refusing to export cows to Indonesia because of the way they get slaughtered in Indonesia.
...Late reaction from the Dutch news, much?

I can totally see what happens in the Dutch news in about a month:
"THIS JUST IN! Australia might be sending a bunch of poor traumatized children to a country where they get tortured; citizens respond with mass apathy!"
Slowpoke is slow...

Excellent. Sarcasm.

NSG is a faster news source than the Dutch news. That does say a lot now, doesn't it?

The FTR wrote:Probably Asian, African, and South American majority animals.

Probably kangaroos too, to please tourists and people who are plainly kangaroo-obsessed...or those who are both.

by **The FTR** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:34 pm

I can go to a zoo in America and see Kangaroos.

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:45 pm

The FTR wrote:I can go to a zoo in America and see Kangaroos.

Yeah, I could also go to a zoo in the Netherlands and see kangaroos, but they only have red kangaroos. Why always those damn red kangaroos! The illustration on the zoo's map clearly was of an eastern grey kangaroo!
...
Besides, I don't think that said tourists would go to Australia JUST to visit a zoo, otherwise, it would be very...VERY sad.

by **The FTR** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:45 pm

It's a 21st century tourist. What did you expect?

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:46 pm

The spiders are so big they have fucking health bars.

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:47 pm

The FTR wrote:It's a 21st century tourist. What did you expect?

I expect the tourist to be a Japanese person who brings a camera with him on which he can store like 10 000 photos. So throughout the entire day, he'd go all like *click click click click* like he was firing a freaking machine gun!

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:48 pm

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:
The FTR wrote:It's a 21st century tourist. What did you expect?

I expect the tourist to be a Japanese person who brings a camera with him on which he can store like 10 000 photos. So throughout the entire day, he'd go all like *click click click click* like he was firing a freaking machine gun!

It's Chinese tourists now. Japanese tourists stopped after 2002.

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:49 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Kangaroo Republic wrote:I expect the tourist to be a Japanese person who brings a camera with him on which he can store like 10 000 photos. So throughout the entire day, he'd go all like *click click click click* like he was firing a freaking machine gun!

It's Chinese tourists now. Japanese tourists stopped after 2002.

Try telling that to my China-obsessed, Japan-hating, Australia-hating, everything-I-like-hating friend.
...Why do I still call him my friend?

by **SD_Film Artists** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:50 pm

I think that Australia is truely amazing. Millions of people successfully rehabilitated into society!

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:56 pm

SD_Film Artists wrote:I think that Australia is truely amazing. Millions of people successfully rehabilitated into society!

Successfully rehabilitated?
Max Barry's Australian, you know.
He's craaaayyyzeeeeeh...
My proof of this: He created Nationstates.

by **The FTR** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:06 pm

http://liosliath.com/blog/2007/01/29/tourist-stereotypes/

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:09 pm

The FTR wrote:http://liosliath.com/blog/2007/01/29/tourist-stereotypes/

Wait, WAAAIT a minute.
I just realized something...
The chinese are too poor to even afford to go on vacation.
And to buy a photo camera that allows them to make photos like they are firing a freaking machine gun!

by **The FTR** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:13 pm

Americans...

by **The Kangaroo Republic** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:14 pm

The FTR wrote:Americans...
(Image)

I mean, yeah, those Chinese tourists who visit Australia (or anywhere else in the world)...
...they're the kind of tourists who will NEVER. FUCKING. RETURN. to their home country.

Australia!

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