Australia!

[Meowfoundland]

Why learn english?

Because English is an important language when half of your friends are English and you go onto the internet where pretty much everyone speaks English. Also, I'm planning on moving to a certain glorious country where people speak English, albeit a very awesome form of it.

Also, English is simply a fucking awesome language in comparison to Dutch.

You only say that because you are Dutch. Meanwhile, I'd love to move to the Netherlands and speak the language.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Because English is an important language when half of your friends are English and you go onto the internet where pretty much everyone speaks English. Also, I'm planning on moving to a certain glorious country where people speak English, albeit a very awesome form of it.

Also, English is simply a fucking awesome language in comparison to Dutch.

You only say that because you are Dutch. Meanwhile, I'd love to move to the Netherlands and speak the language.

With your logic, I could say that you're only saying that because you're Australian.

[Our Lady Skye Sweetnam]

It has no water and too many kangaroos.

It's SURROUNDED by water

[Rhodmhire]

Your women are high on my list of generic types of women who I would be superfically interested in.

Therefore, I hold you in high regard, as I do with the Indians, the Japanese, and the Southerners of the United States, among others.

It has no water and too many kangaroos.

It's SURROUNDED by water

That water is a fabrication created by the kangaroos.

Even if it does exist, I'd love to see how long one would last in the epicenter of Australia with a canteen filled to the brim with the stuff.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

It has no water and too many kangaroos.

It's SURROUNDED by water

And it has Billabongs!
Hehe, I love that word. It's inherently funny. Billabong.

[Forum Seven]

Your women are high on my list of generic types of women who I would be superfically interested in.

Therefore, I hold you in high regard, as I do with the Indians, the Japanese, and the Southerners of the United States, among others.

It's SURROUNDED by water

That water is a fabrication created by the kangaroos.

Even if it does exist, I'd love to see how long one would last in the epicenter of Australia with a canteen filled to the brim with the stuff.

Aboriginal Australians.

Your argument is invalid.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Your women are high on my list of generic types of women who I would be superfically interested in.

Therefore, I hold you in high regard, as I do with the Indians, the Japanese, and the Southerners of the United States, among others.

It's SURROUNDED by water

That water is a fabrication created by the kangaroos.

Even if it does exist, I'd love to see how long one would last in the epicenter of Australia with a canteen filled to the brim with the stuff.

R- Rhodmhire? Wait, when did you return?!?

[Rhodmhire]

Aboriginal Australians.

Your argument is invalid.

The aborigines can survive in the Australian sun living off of salty sea water?

Must be a tough bunch, yet malleable enough for the kangaroos to manipulate.

R- Rhodmhire? Wait, when did you return?!?

June 1, 2011, exactly one year after I temporarily departed.

Been posting for almost two weeks now.

[Forster Keys]

Somewhere in the far-right side of your brain. Shut it down comrade! Shut it down now!

No! Wait! Become one of us! One of uuuuus!!! I'll cure you of your communism!
You wanna know what happens when you are an honest upstanding citizen and take the time and effort to build your own house?
A random person can enter it and sleep in your bed!
You wanna know what's the only thing stopping him from doing that?
He knows you wouldn't do the same to him...

Are you cured yet?

Are there any communists in Australia, by the way?

Not a big fan of private property as a concept. At least excessively. So no. Not cured.

Present!

Oh, cool. I used to be a communist once.
But being friends with Sibirsky can have its effects.

Is there actually a communist political party in Australia that's just not very well known at all.
Like in the Netherlands there's a communist party but nobody knows it exists except for a bunch of people from Friesland.

He hasn't convinced me yet. Though I don't call myself a communist.

Besides, Sibirsky doesn't have friends. He has business partners.

The Communist Party is very weak here btw. Dunno if they even run lower house candidates anymore.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Yeah, I looked up the communist party of Australia. It's still incredibly awkward to see Australian communists. It's almost as awkward as seeing Dutch communists.

-snip-

Oh my god! I've missed you so much! You're like my favourite NS role model! It's me, Jalanat! Oh my god! This is so awesome! *hugs you* I love you so much!

[Kalaspia-Shimarata]

It has no water and too many kangaroos.

It's SURROUNDED by water

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_water

[The Kangaroo Republic]

It's SURROUNDED by water

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_water

It also has billabongs.
*falls on the floor and gets into another uncontrollable fit of laughter*
Damnit, why is that word so inherently funny?
It's almost as funny as Wagga Wagga...
*starts laughing again*

[Vortiaganica]

Aboriginal Australians.

Your argument is invalid.

The aborigines can survive in the Australian sun living off of salty sea water?

Must be a tough bunch, yet malleable enough for the kangaroos to manipulate.

The only reason they survived the Communist Purges of '02 was because of their AK-47 knock-offs made of Eucalyptus and stolen booze, with armor-piercing bullets made of kangaroo excrement polished to a shine and given a point.

Also, you can boil sea-water with a mirror in the middle of the desert to filter it, or else a couple of sticks and tinder, or some various other methods involving animal guts from memory.

[Rhodmhire]

It's SURROUNDED by water

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_water

Makes my point even more candid. Thank you.

Oh my god! I've missed you so much! You're like my favourite NS role model! It's me, Jalanat! Oh my god! This is so awesome! *hugs you* I love you so much!

Ah, now that name rings a familiar bell.

And thanks for the welcoming back. I missed you too. I hope that I didn't change too much in the time that I was away.

[Vortiaganica]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_water

Makes my point even more candid. Thank you.

Oh my god! I've missed you so much! You're like my favourite NS role model! It's me, Jalanat! Oh my god! This is so awesome! *hugs you* I love you so much!

Ah, now that name rings a familiar bell.

And thanks for the welcoming back. I missed you too. I hope that I didn't change too much in the time that I was away.

You have.

You are dead to us all.

Jalanat here has forgotten about you. Give him 1.3 hours, and he will shun you.

Like she *points at an undefined direction* shunned me *sobs*.

[Shakul]

Who here remembers cheese TV

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Who here remembers cheese TV

*stares at you for a brief second*
...
Why don't I know what the hell he means!?!?!?!
*begins to cry*

[Rhodmhire]

You have.

You are dead to us all.

Jalanat here has forgotten about you. Give him 1.3 hours, and he will shun you.

Like she *points at an undefined direction* shunned me *sobs*.

Ouch. This is news to me. Sad, sad news.

Still, I trust Jalanat has faith in me if this is the case.

Who here remembers cheese TV

I'm assuming this is some form of Australian-based televised media involving dairy products?

[Shakul]

Who here remembers cheese TV

*stares at you for a brief second*
...
Why don't I know what the hell he means!?!?!?!
*begins to cry*

It was an old Australian TV show.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

*stares at you for a brief second*
...
Why don't I know what the hell he means!?!?!?!
*begins to cry*

It was an old Australian TV show.

...
I know Skippy the bush Kangaroo...

[Shakul]

You have.

You are dead to us all.

Jalanat here has forgotten about you. Give him 1.3 hours, and he will shun you.

Like she *points at an undefined direction* shunned me *sobs*.

Ouch. This is news to me. Sad, sad news.

Still, I trust Jalanat has faith in me if this is the case.

Who here remembers cheese TV

I'm assuming this is some form of Australian-based televised media involving dairy products?

Nope, it was a kids show that showed various cartoons and other shows. It was replaced by toasted TV a while ago

[Shakul]

if you type cheese tv into google then you will see

[Coffin-Breathe]

I don´t know to much about "down under", but they´re listed as one of the countries having worlds highest living standards (same as my homecountry), a fair democratic government and a stable economy; plus, there are some road-trains and thousand-mile-rides through the outbacks waiting for me (professional truck-driver); I guess, it would be not the worst country for me to live in (which doesn´t mean I really want to emigrate)...

[The Kangaroo Republic]

if you type cheese tv into google then you will see

Oh, that's mean. It's pronounced Cheez tv.

[Meowfoundland]

You only say that because you are Dutch. Meanwhile, I'd love to move to the Netherlands and speak the language.

With your logic, I could say that you're only saying that because you're Australian.

Let's swap and see if people can tell the difference.