Who would you stalk?

[Seishin no Ryuu]

Whenever I try and think of myself stalking someone, it always ends in my mind with me observing them long-range from the top floor of a building, then killing them with a single shot to the head.

I guess the problem is that I'm not really obsessed with anyone in a fixated-type way, but there's plenty of celebs I wouldn't mind murdering in cold blood (not sure where I'd buy the cold blood from - perhaps steal it from a hospital).

Is that weird?

Hmmm? Oh, not really.

*goes back to scoping out Dumb Ideologies's house with a sniper rifle*

Sucks for you. MY CURTAINS ARE CLOSED AND I RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE.

Strangely, in this situation, this makes me win.

Not if they have a heat sensitive scope (and of course if it's at night to eliminate the suns effects on the scope)

[North Wiedna]

It's not funny, especially to forum members who have been stalked.

Some creepy kid stalked me this year in school. He'd walk up to me, say, "Hi, [insertname]!" and I'd go "Dude WTF?"

[Saint Clair Island]

Whenever I try and think of myself stalking someone, it always ends in my mind with me observing them long-range from the top floor of a building, then killing them with a single shot to the head.

I guess the problem is that I'm not really obsessed with anyone in a fixated-type way, but there's plenty of celebs I wouldn't mind murdering in cold blood (not sure where I'd buy the cold blood from - perhaps steal it from a hospital).

Is that weird?

Hmmm? Oh, not really.

*goes back to scoping out Dumb Ideologies's house with a sniper rifle*

Sucks for you. MY CURTAINS ARE CLOSED AND I RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE.

Strangely, in this situation, this makes me win.

Your curtains are closed? Not according to my infrared scope they aren't.

I'd recommend staying away from windows for the next few days until I get bored though. Shooting through walls is a pain.

[Uri Land]

the possibilities r endless taylor swift, rihana, angelina jolee

[Dumb Ideologies]

*goes back to scoping out Dumb Ideologies's house with a sniper rifle*

Sucks for you. MY CURTAINS ARE CLOSED AND I RARELY LEAVE THE HOUSE.

Strangely, in this situation, this makes me win.

Your curtains are closed? Not according to my infrared scope they aren't.

Oh shi-

I'd recommend staying away from windows for the next few days until I get bored though.

No need to worry. Right now I'm running Ubuntu

[Seishin no Ryuu]

This thread seems... unwise, to put it politely.

I would not stalk anyone because it would be a violation of their rights, because it would be a waste of my time, and because it would be beneath my dignity as a human being.

I meant it as a humorous way of asking who your favorite celebrities were, sorry

It's not funny, especially to forum members who have been stalked.

I do apologize to anyone who is offened by this post, I did not intend for that to happen.

[North Wiedna]

the possibilities r endless taylor swift, rihana, angelina jolee

nd u need speling lesons.

The possibilities are endless. Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Angelina Jolie...

Proper format.

[Hyperuranos]

An animal... For dinner Yum!

[Saint Clair Island]

I'd recommend staying away from windows for the next few days until I get bored though.

No need to worry. Right now I'm running Ubuntu

Heretic. You have strayed from the true path.

[Seishin no Ryuu]

I'd recommend staying away from windows for the next few days until I get bored though.

No need to worry. Right now I'm running Ubuntu

Heretic. You have strayed from the true path.

I also run Ubuntu! I welcome a fellow Ubuntite! (Is that a word?)

[Saint Clair Island]

*burns SnR at a steak*




*yes, a steak, not a stake. you're being tied to a slab of meat and set on fire. on the other hand, you'll have a delicious last meal.... while you burn to death*

[Dumb Ideologies]

I'd recommend staying away from windows for the next few days until I get bored though.

No need to worry. Right now I'm running Ubuntu

Heretic. You have strayed from the true path.

My computer is set up to dual boot XP and Ubuntu. I believe that because of this I am not officially a heretic in the eyes of the Church of Bill Gates, but instead a "non-conformist possessing a slightly disturbing belief system", who can buy back her way back into acceptability through a small payment for remission of sins, or through kicking a penguin in the face.

[Seishin no Ryuu]

*burns SnR at a steak*




*yes, a steak, not a stake. you're being tied to a slab of meat and set on fire. on the other hand, you'll have a delicious last meal.... while you burn to death*

I hope the "Steak" will be cooked medium rare lol

[Dumb Ideologies]

I've just had another odd mental image, this time involving me throwing lettuce stalks at a bunch of celebrities while ranting at them about celebrity diets. Since this is significantly less disturbing than my earlier thoughts, and taking into consideration the additional information that it is 5:30 AM, my brain is clearly trying to ease me away from NSG and to bed.

Nighty-night, all. This has been a good late-night NSG session.

[Seishin no Ryuu]

My computer is set up to dual boot XP and Ubuntu. I believe that because of this I am not officially a heretic in the eyes of the Church of Bill Gates, but instead a "non-conformist possessing a slightly disturbing belief system", who can buy back her way back into acceptability through a small payment for remission of sins, or through kicking a penguin in the face.

Please don't kick a penguin in the face, they're cute. btw since you're logging off(I presume) I'll talk to you tomorrow.

[Saint Clair Island]

No need to worry. Right now I'm running Ubuntu

Heretic. You have strayed from the true path.

My computer is set up to dual boot XP and Ubuntu. I believe that because of this I am not officially a heretic in the eyes of the Church of Bill Gates, but instead a "non-conformist possessing a slightly disturbing belief system", who can buy back her way back into acceptability through a small payment for remission of sins, or through kicking a penguin in the face.

Actually, it's even simpler, no penguin-kicking necessary (although of course you will be lauded for doing so, to atone for your sins) -- just get Vista. You know you want to.

[Seishin no Ryuu]

Do NOT get Vista, it's an Operating System spawned in the deepest bowels of hell by sata,,,I mean Bill Gates himself!

[Katganistan]

We have a prohibition on threads discussing how to commit crimes.