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Virginity

I am a virgin, unmarried
443
53%
I am a virgin, married
13
2%
I am not a virgin, unmarried
288
35%
I am not a virgin, married
35
4%
I'm saving myself for you, Harakut
50
6%
 
Total votes : 829
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun May 29, 2011 8:36 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
TISNoBob wrote:TWENTY.FIVE.STILL.VIRGIN.

God damn. Whores aren't that expensive.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I should sig that.
You know what? I think I will.
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Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 29, 2011 8:36 pm

Alixanderia wrote:And damnit, I WENT TO CHUCKY CHEESE AAAALLL AFTERNOON LONG.

And you even got some of the candy in my van. All you had to do was tell me if that rag smelled like chlorophorm to you.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
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Cresilia
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Postby Cresilia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:36 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Cresilia wrote:Unmarried, virgin. :(


*GASPGASP* Me too! :hug:


AGH! I never said I wanted to lose my virginity due to emoticons on the *gasp* interwebz!

Stay away good sir. Your smilies has violated me!
8)
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Alixanderia
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Postby Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:37 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:AFAIC, there's no too young or too old. There's only *ready*.


I was born ready. ;)

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Norstal
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Postby Norstal » Sun May 29, 2011 8:38 pm

Alixanderia wrote:
Norstal wrote:Just don't fap. ;)

http://theoatmeal.com/story/rod_stewart

:lol2:

Dang, perl programmer earning $8/hour. That should be illegal.
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TISNoBob
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Postby TISNoBob » Sun May 29, 2011 8:38 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
TISNoBob wrote:And for some reason, I'm reminded of Richard from Looking For Group.

Webcomics: the REAL reason I'm still a virgin.


Looking for Group?
I feel so ignorant not knowing all these references...

Look up 'Slaughter Your World' on YouTube. It'll give you a feel for the character without going through years of backstory in the comic.
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun May 29, 2011 8:38 pm

Cresilia wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
*GASPGASP* Me too! :hug:


AGH! I never said I wanted to lose my virginity due to emoticons on the *gasp* interwebz!

Stay away good sir. Your smilies has violated me!
8)


Them smilies...they horny.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
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Alixanderia
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Founded: Apr 04, 2011
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Postby Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:39 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Sex is one of the things I don't give a damn about, really. It is pointless to me if not with somebody I love. And since I became interested in sex, the person I love has always been on the other side of the country. :(

Ah. Sex is just a path to pleasure. And I love pleasure. I never really understood the idea of only fucking people you love. It's a strange idea, to me.

Well, I don't think my boyfriend would enjoy knowing I'm sleeping around?
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UCUMAY
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Founded: Aug 27, 2010
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Postby UCUMAY » Sun May 29, 2011 8:39 pm

Not a virgin, not married and honestly very content with my status as such.
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TISNoBob
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Postby TISNoBob » Sun May 29, 2011 8:41 pm

Alixanderia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Ah. Sex is just a path to pleasure. And I love pleasure. I never really understood the idea of only fucking people you love. It's a strange idea, to me.

Well, I don't think my boyfriend would enjoy knowing I'm sleeping around?

Unless he's into that kind of thing.
It is sad to think that a man's familiar possessions, indifferent to his death, should remain unaltered long after he is gone.
-Kenko, Tsurezuregusa No. 29
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Cresilia
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Postby Cresilia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:41 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Cresilia wrote:
AGH! I never said I wanted to lose my virginity due to emoticons on the *gasp* interwebz!

Stay away good sir. Your smilies has violated me!
8)


Them smilies...they horny.


Yeah I can tell. Although they really are just a sequence of binary in the end, they truly are able to experience horniness. Weird huh?
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 29, 2011 8:42 pm

Alixanderia wrote:Well, I don't think my boyfriend would enjoy knowing I'm sleeping around?

Then tell him to start having sex with you more often.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Alixanderia
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Postby Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:43 pm

TISNoBob wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:Well, I don't think my boyfriend would enjoy knowing I'm sleeping around?

Unless he's into that kind of thing.

Apparently, only if I'm with other women. Which would be fine, if I hadn't dated every toelrable lesbian in the city already.
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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Founded: Dec 18, 2010
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun May 29, 2011 8:43 pm

TISNoBob wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Looking for Group?
I feel so ignorant not knowing all these references...

Look up 'Slaughter Your World' on YouTube. It'll give you a feel for the character without going through years of backstory in the comic.


It actually looks pretty good.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~
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TISNoBob
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Postby TISNoBob » Sun May 29, 2011 8:43 pm

Cresilia wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Them smilies...they horny.


Yeah I can tell. Although they really are just a sequence of binary in the end, they truly are able to experience horniness. Weird huh?

Well, this one is obviously 'horny.' ---> :twisted:
It is sad to think that a man's familiar possessions, indifferent to his death, should remain unaltered long after he is gone.
-Kenko, Tsurezuregusa No. 29
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Hathradic States
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Founded: Mar 26, 2010
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun May 29, 2011 8:43 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Sex is one of the things I don't give a damn about, really. It is pointless to me if not with somebody I love. And since I became interested in sex, the person I love has always been on the other side of the country. :(

Fly.

Can't afford. I am not exactly well off finacially.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Sex is one of the things I don't give a damn about, really. It is pointless to me if not with somebody I love. And since I became interested in sex, the person I love has always been on the other side of the country. :(

Ah. Sex is just a path to pleasure. And I love pleasure. I never really understood the idea of only fucking people you love. It's a strange idea, to me.

Whereas to me fucking anybody who looks good is strange, and a questionable act by my moral standard.

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Yohannes
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Founded: Mar 17, 2010
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Postby Yohannes » Sun May 29, 2011 8:44 pm

I amz not a virginz.

Father Yahweh Cartaz haz taken my virginitzy

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Postby Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:44 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:Well, I don't think my boyfriend would enjoy knowing I'm sleeping around?

Then tell him to start having sex with you more often.

He lives in Britain, he can't. :( And I won't be moving there for another 15 months.
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Postby TISNoBob » Sun May 29, 2011 8:44 pm

Alixanderia wrote:
TISNoBob wrote:Unless he's into that kind of thing.

Apparently, only if I'm with other women. Which would be fine, if I hadn't dated every toelrable lesbian in the city already.

Please, tell us more.
It is sad to think that a man's familiar possessions, indifferent to his death, should remain unaltered long after he is gone.
-Kenko, Tsurezuregusa No. 29
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Celestial Divinities
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Postby Celestial Divinities » Sun May 29, 2011 8:45 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:Fly.

Can't afford. I am not exactly well off finacially.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Ah. Sex is just a path to pleasure. And I love pleasure. I never really understood the idea of only fucking people you love. It's a strange idea, to me.

Whereas to me fucking anybody who looks good is strange, and a questionable act by my moral standard.

omg I have no morals
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 29, 2011 8:45 pm

Alixanderia wrote:He lives in Britain, he can't. :( And I won't be moving there for another 15 months.

I hate to say it, but he's probably sleeping around. In that situation, I sure would be.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sun May 29, 2011 8:45 pm

Alixanderia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Ah. Sex is just a path to pleasure. And I love pleasure. I never really understood the idea of only fucking people you love. It's a strange idea, to me.

Well, I don't think my boyfriend would enjoy knowing I'm sleeping around?


He told me he's into cuckolding.
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Alixanderia
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Postby Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:45 pm

TISNoBob wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:Apparently, only if I'm with other women. Which would be fine, if I hadn't dated every toelrable lesbian in the city already.

Please, tell us more.

... I've dated and/or slept with 5 women, what else can I say?
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 29, 2011 8:46 pm

Celestial Divinities wrote:omg I have no morals

Ditto.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Alixanderia
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Postby Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:46 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:He lives in Britain, he can't. :( And I won't be moving there for another 15 months.

I hate to say it, but he's probably sleeping around. In that situation, I sure would be.

He isn't... :) I trust him 9000%
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