Celestial Divinities wrote:I don't even want to mention the age I lost my virginity because it's old.
AFAIC, there's no too young or too old. There's only *ready*.
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by Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:29 pm
Celestial Divinities wrote:I don't even want to mention the age I lost my virginity because it's old.

by Celestial Divinities » Sun May 29, 2011 8:30 pm

by Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:30 pm

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun May 29, 2011 8:30 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
by TISNoBob » Sun May 29, 2011 8:31 pm
Celestial Divinities wrote:I don't even want to mention the age I lost my virginity because it's old.

by Hathradic States » Sun May 29, 2011 8:31 pm


by Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:31 pm

by Norstal » Sun May 29, 2011 8:31 pm
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun May 29, 2011 8:32 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Alixanderia » Sun May 29, 2011 8:32 pm

by Celestial Divinities » Sun May 29, 2011 8:33 pm

by Hathradic States » Sun May 29, 2011 8:33 pm
Alixanderia wrote:Hathradic States wrote:Sex is one of the things I don't give a damn about, really. It is pointless to me if not with somebody I love. And since I became interested in sex, the person I love has always been on the other side of the country.
My boyfriend lives on a totally different continent... ;_____; I feel ya, maaaan.

by Soviet Haaregrad » Sun May 29, 2011 8:33 pm


by The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 29, 2011 8:33 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Sex is one of the things I don't give a damn about, really. It is pointless to me if not with somebody I love. And since I became interested in sex, the person I love has always been on the other side of the country.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Sun May 29, 2011 8:33 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Celestial Divinities » Sun May 29, 2011 8:33 pm

by Norstal » Sun May 29, 2011 8:34 pm
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.

by Soviet Haaregrad » Sun May 29, 2011 8:35 pm

by The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 29, 2011 8:35 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by TISNoBob » Sun May 29, 2011 8:35 pm
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:I love checking nsfw threads from work.


by Celestial Divinities » Sun May 29, 2011 8:36 pm
Norstal wrote:Celestial Divinities wrote:I'm sorry?
At the same time I've been labeled a "slut" at school for having sex ;(
among other things.
But that's school. In the real world, no one would care. In fact, I admire people who are flamboyant in terms of sexuality. It's basically a middle finger to all those prudes.
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