Virginity Poll

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:34 am

TISNoBob wrote:Okay, now it seems like you're just fishing, because you have an entire thread telling you you're pretty.

Or maybe she refuses to believe it.

As for experience: kissing, no tongue, and light ass groping, over her jeans.

The closest I've been to a female is about 1 mt. distance.

by **Celestial Divinities** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:34 am

Alixanderia wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:I'd be fine with two guy, one girl (me) threesomes, but I'm too insecure for two girls and one guy. All I'd do the whole time is compare myself to her.
It might work, though, if she is undeniably less attractive than me, but then she'd have to be really, really, really ugly.

Bah, you're cute! It'd be hard to find someone prettier than you!
But I know where you're coming from. I have the same feeling. But then I think, "Oh, delicious vagina~ And BEWBIES"

Mm...boobies <3

by **Alixanderia** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:34 am

Altamirus wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:Oooh Threesomes. xDDD If my boyfriend ever suggests it, I am iiiinnnn!

Your first just sounds plain painfully, how the hell could two fit without allot of pain for both parties.

I dunno, but it sounds like it would make it very easy to use the bathroom, and very hard to stop using the bathroom.

by **Seperates** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:34 am

Wow... ze thread is still kicking.

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:35 am

Altamirus wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:Oooh Threesomes. xDDD If my boyfriend ever suggests it, I am iiiinnnn!

Your first just sounds plain painfully, how the hell could two fit without allot of pain for both parties.

Heh.

The Wet Spots, Do You Take It in the Ass?

Horrible song, horrible video, but undeniably hilarious.

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:36 am

Celestial Divinities wrote:Mm...boobies <3

This might sound just that I'm either lying or insane, but I am neither. I've never been breastfed as a baby. That's how radical my case is.

by **Seperates** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:36 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:Mm...boobies <3

This might sound just that I'm either lying or insane, but I am neither. I've never been breastfed as a baby. That's how radical my case is.

Wait... you were a baby?! :blink:

by **Gidgetisms** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:36 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:Mm...boobies <3

This might sound just that I'm either lying or insane, but I am neither. I've never been breastfed as a baby. That's how radical my case is.

and how many times were you a baby?

by **Alixanderia** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:36 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:Mm...boobies <3

This might sound just that I'm either lying or insane, but I am neither. I've never been breastfed as a baby.

I was like twice.
But my mom didn't know how to do it properly. So she stopped.

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:37 am

Alixanderia wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:I'd be fine with two guy, one girl (me) threesomes, but I'm too insecure for two girls and one guy. All I'd do the whole time is compare myself to her.
It might work, though, if she is undeniably less attractive than me, but then she'd have to be really, really, really ugly.

Bah, you're cute! It'd be hard to find someone prettier than you!
But I know where you're coming from. I have the same feeling. But then I think, "Oh, delicious vagina~ And BEWBIES"

And you are now my new best friend. Other than all my other new best friends. We can rate chicks together.

by **Seperates** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:38 am

Alixanderia wrote:
Altamirus wrote:Your first just sounds plain painfully, how the hell could two fit without allot of pain for both parties.

I dunno, but it sounds like it would make it very easy to use the bathroom, and very hard to stop using the bathroom.

Sounds like someone doesn't know what oral sex is...

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:38 am

Seperates wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:
This might sound just that I'm either lying or insane, but I am neither. I've never been breastfed as a baby. That's how radical my case is.

Wait... you were a baby?!

We've all been once in our lives. I think...

Gidgetisms wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:
This might sound just that I'm either lying or insane, but I am neither. I've never been breastfed as a baby. That's how radical my case is.

and how many times were you a baby?

Once, in 1989. I don't remember much. LOL My memory starts in 1993. That's the oldest memory I have.

by **Gidgetisms** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:39 am

ugh. I was 5 then

by **Arkinesia** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:39 am

Celestial Divinities wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:Maybe? I dunno. They're just hawt.

I love gas masks!

You should date someone in the SAS.

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:39 am

Seperates wrote:Wow... ze thread is still kicking.

Kicking like a ten year old boy with a twelve year old girl and a pile of mud and a Valentine's card.

by **Seperates** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:39 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
Seperates wrote:Wait... you were a baby?!

We've all been once in our lives. I think...

Gidgetisms wrote:and how many times were you a baby?

Once, in 1989. I don't remember much.

I don't know, I've been watching re-runs of "3rd Rock from the Sun" so my perception of reality is forever sckewed.

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:40 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Seperates wrote:Wow... ze thread is still kicking.

Kicking like a ten year old boy with a twelve year old girl and a pile of mud and a Valentine's card.

Kicking like Liu Kang in my case.

by **Alixanderia** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:40 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:
Bah, you're cute! It'd be hard to find someone prettier than you!
But I know where you're coming from. I have the same feeling. But then I think, "Oh, delicious vagina~ And BEWBIES"

And you are now my new best friend. Other than all my other new best friends. We can rate chicks together.

K. I have weird things I lookout for. Even if a girl is supah hawt, if her knees look bad, I'll rate her down a couple points. xD No, I don't have a knee fetish.

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:40 am

Gidgetisms wrote:ugh. I was 5 then

In 1993? I was eight.

by **Seperates** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:40 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Seperates wrote:Wow... ze thread is still kicking.

Kicking like a ten year old boy with a twelve year old girl and a pile of mud and a Valentine's card.

Or an angry camel.

by **Alixanderia** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:40 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:ugh. I was 5 then

In 1993? I was eight.

I was being born.

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:41 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:ugh. I was 5 then

In 1993? I was eight.

I was four. And the only kid who ever heard of Dragon Ball in Argentina.

by **Gidgetisms** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:41 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:ugh. I was 5 then

In 1993? I was eight.

dude, he said he was a baby in 1989. I was 5. Or actually, 4. My bd is in December

by **Seperates** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:41 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:ugh. I was 5 then

In 1993? I was eight.

I was -1.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:41 am

Seperates wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:
We've all been once in our lives. I think...

Once, in 1989. I don't remember much.

I don't know, I've been watching re-runs of "3rd Rock from the Sun" so my perception of reality is forever sckewed.

Especially if you identify yourself the most with Harry

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