Virginity Poll

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:21 am

Katganistan wrote:Where's the, "None of your business, horndog," choice?

It's called "Not answering the poll"

by **The Plutonian Empire** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:22 am

Since I never stated it outright in this thread, I'm a straight unmarried virgin at 26, and highly unattractive.

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:26 am

Alixanderia wrote:
Abruzi wrote:
Engage with early puberty loss of virginity. I did and I'm ok.....mostly.....Gas Mask and Kalash fetish.....

gas masks are entirely sexy. unf unf unf

Yes. Oh yes. Now lick... wait. NO!

I've just uncovered a problem.

by **Alixanderia** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:28 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:gas masks are entirely sexy. unf unf unf

Yes. Oh yes. Now lick... wait. NO!

I've just uncovered a problem.

HAHA. I am dead!

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:30 am

Sex and gas masks. I wonder if there are any studies for that.

by **Laerod** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:30 am

Aleckandor wrote:
TISNoBob wrote:Bad! No! No encouraging youthful naughtiness!

Exactly. I'm Catholic. I can't have sex until marriage (what ever happened to the concept of 'go forth and multiply?'). Its just tempting, that's all...

No, you're "not allowed to" have sex until marriage. I can tell you from personal experience that catholics can have sex before marriage.

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:32 am

Laerod wrote:
Aleckandor wrote:
Exactly. I'm Catholic. I can't have sex until marriage (what ever happened to the concept of 'go forth and multiply?'). Its just tempting, that's all...

No, you're "not allowed to" have sex until marriage. I can tell you from personal experience that catholics can have sex before marriage.

God won't mind. He forgave worse things.

I think I should go gather the Dragon Balls and wish for a sex partner to Shenron.

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:34 am

Samuraikoku wrote:Sex and gas masks. I wonder if there are any studies for that.

Great War. France. 1916. A British study confirms that it is, in fact, possible to have sex while wearing gas masks. Unfortunately, all involved parties suffer horrific chemical burns from sudden gas attack, and the study is abandoned.

by **Alixanderia** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:35 am

Samuraikoku wrote:Sex and gas masks. I wonder if there are any studies for that.

Maybe? I dunno. They're just hawt.

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:36 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:Sex and gas masks. I wonder if there are any studies for that.

Great War. France. 1916. A British study confirms that it is, in fact, possible to have sex while wearing gas masks. Unfortunately, all involved parties suffer horrific chemical burns from sudden gas attack, and the study is abandoned.

Damn the German cockblockers!

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:36 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
TISNoBob wrote:Great War. France. 1916. A British study confirms that it is, in fact, possible to have sex while wearing gas masks. Unfortunately, all involved parties suffer horrific chemical burns from sudden gas attack, and the study is abandoned.

Damn the German cockblockers!

Talk about war crimes.

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:37 am

TISNoBob wrote:Talk about war crimes.

THAT's the real reason to the Treaty of Versailles.

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:44 am

Samuraikoku wrote:
TISNoBob wrote:Talk about war crimes.

THAT's the real reason to the Treaty of Versailles.

Revanche, my ass. The real reason France came down so hard was because Germany interrupted YEARS of happy naked time.

by **Alixanderia** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:45 am

TISNoBob wrote:
Samuraikoku wrote:
THAT's the real reason to the Treaty of Versailles.

Revanche, my ass. The real reason France came down so hard was because Germany interrupted YEARS of happy naked time.

*imagining glorious years of great sexytiems*

by **Gidgetisms** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:51 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:I'm extremely shy, so I dont do much if I "fancy" a guy.

And what do you do if a guy likes you?

blush. lol

by **Motuka** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:51 am

I always thought there was something fishy about that whole "Serbian anarchist assassinated an Austrian archduke" story. I mean, how would that lead to war in France? Clearly the real story was suppressed in the interests of maintaining our youthful innocence or something. <.<

Samuraikoku wrote:
Motuka wrote:a massive inability to pick up on hints and me being slightly crazy.

This also. Except replace "slightly crazy" with "absolutely insane" (Think The Great Cornholio from Beavis and Butthead mixed up with Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory).

I was trying to go with a good comparison for my own part, but one of the symptoms of my craziness appears to be the inability to empathise with fictional characters.

I didn't mean "slightly crazy" in the typical internet "lol zombie penguins me so random ^____^" way.... :|

(foreveralone.jpg)

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:52 am

Gidgetisms wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
And what do you do if a guy likes you?

blush. lol

Aw, so sweet :hug:

by **Gidgetisms** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:53 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:blush. lol

Aw, so sweet

lol I'm a bit socially awkward. Can you tell?

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:55 am

Motuka wrote:I always thought there was something fishy about that whole "Serbian anarchist assassinated an Austrian archduke" story. I mean, how would that lead to war in France? Clearly the real story was suppressed in the interests of maintaining our youthful innocence or something. <.<

It's really because Alsace and Lorraine were getting a little too... close. And that's practically incest.

by **Katganistan** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:58 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Katganistan wrote:Where's the, "None of your business, horndog," choice?

It's called "Not answering the poll"

Ohh, I got that one right, then!

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:58 am

Gidgetisms wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Aw, so sweet

lol I'm a bit socially awkward. Can you tell?

You already said you were extremely shy

by **Gidgetisms** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:59 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote: lol I'm a bit socially awkward. Can you tell?

You already said you were extremely shy

yup. Therefore, never been kissed

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:00 am

Katganistan wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
It's called "Not answering the poll"

Ohh, I got that one right, then!

Yes, you did. It's part of the "If you don't like a thead; don't post in it" idea. Only in this case it is "If you don't like a poll; don't vote on it".

by **TISNoBob** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:00 am

Gidgetisms wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
You already said you were extremely shy

yup. Therefore, never been kissed

Been kissed once. Eight years ago.

by **Samuraikoku** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:01 am

Motuka wrote:I didn't mean "slightly crazy" in the typical internet "lol zombie penguins me so random ^____^" way.... :|

I meant "completely insane" in THIS CASE. And this one.

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