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Virginity

I am a virgin, unmarried
443
53%
I am a virgin, married
13
2%
I am not a virgin, unmarried
288
35%
I am not a virgin, married
35
4%
I'm saving myself for you, Harakut
50
6%
 
Total votes : 829
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Ifreann
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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 29, 2011 11:22 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I don't think they're virgins any more.


Me either. Damn. Now I gotta change my status. :(

I love me a good shotgun wedding.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun May 29, 2011 11:24 am

Ifreann wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Me either. Damn. Now I gotta change my status. :(

I love me a good shotgun wedding.


My ear is NOT marrying anyone. >:( (The rest of me done learned that lesson :p )
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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 29, 2011 11:25 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I love me a good shotgun wedding.


My ear is NOT marrying anyone. >:( (The rest of me done learned that lesson :p )

But, they're not virgins! If you don't marry them off now, no man will want them!
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Saint Clair Island
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Postby Saint Clair Island » Sun May 29, 2011 11:26 am

I'm not a virgin, but my mother is.

:)
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sun May 29, 2011 11:27 am

Saint Clair Island wrote:I'm not a virgin, but my mother was.

:)

...Are you saying you fucked your mom? :unsure:
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Saint Clair Island
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Postby Saint Clair Island » Sun May 29, 2011 11:31 am

Olthar wrote:
Saint Clair Island wrote:I'm not a virgin, but my mother is.

:)

...Are you saying you fucked your mom? :unsure:

You should be ashamed of yourself. The virgin births society at my uni has issued pamphlets to its supporters regarding the avoidance of such tasteless humour around us, and I, for one, am quite offended. You besmirch my family's honour, etc etc

I should probably edit the tenses in that post actually
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The Plutonian Empire
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Postby The Plutonian Empire » Sun May 29, 2011 11:33 am

I've been here long enough for everyone here to already know my status. :p
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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 29, 2011 11:37 am

The Plutonian Empire wrote:I've been here long enough for everyone here to already know my status. :p

The noobs might not.
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Postby Olthar » Sun May 29, 2011 11:38 am

Saint Clair Island wrote:
Olthar wrote:...Are you saying you fucked your mom? :unsure:

You should be ashamed of yourself. The virgin births society at my uni has issued pamphlets to its supporters regarding the avoidance of such tasteless humour around us, and I, for one, am quite offended. You besmirch my family's honour, etc etc

I should probably edit the tenses in that post actually

I was just poking fun at the way you worded your post, nothing more.
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Ardicio
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Postby Ardicio » Sun May 29, 2011 11:42 am

Non-virgin, unmarried, in a 3.5+ year relationship with a real sweetheart. 8)
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun May 29, 2011 11:42 am

Ifreann wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
My ear is NOT marrying anyone. >:( (The rest of me done learned that lesson :p )

But, they're not virgins! If you don't marry them off now, no man will want them!


Well, I would if I were still limber enough. Getting old sucks.
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Saint Clair Island
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Postby Saint Clair Island » Sun May 29, 2011 11:43 am

Olthar wrote:
Saint Clair Island wrote:You should be ashamed of yourself. The virgin births society at my uni has issued pamphlets to its supporters regarding the avoidance of such tasteless humour around us, and I, for one, am quite offended. You besmirch my family's honour, etc etc

I should probably edit the tenses in that post actually

I was just poking fun at the way you worded your post, nothing more.

Yeah figured.

oh and to answer the rest of the question I am in the first half of the third decade of my life and cannot recall never not not being unmarried.
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Demen
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Postby Demen » Sun May 29, 2011 11:48 am

Married, not a virgin. Have 3 children to prove that fact.
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Postby Norstal » Sun May 29, 2011 11:49 am

Heh...married virgins. How does that work.
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Demen
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Postby Demen » Sun May 29, 2011 11:50 am

Norstal wrote:Heh...married virgins. How does that work.

Asexualism? Gay marriage? Lesbian Marriage? A lot of possibilities.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun May 29, 2011 11:51 am

Demen wrote:
Norstal wrote:Heh...married virgins. How does that work.

Asexualism? Gay marriage? Lesbian Marriage? A lot of possibilities.


Good running shoes.
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Postby Norstal » Sun May 29, 2011 11:51 am

Demen wrote:
Norstal wrote:Heh...married virgins. How does that work.

Asexualism? Gay marriage? Lesbian Marriage? A lot of possibilities.

I suppose...
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Aquarica
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Postby Aquarica » Sun May 29, 2011 11:53 am

Not a virgin. Not married.
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Postby Demen » Sun May 29, 2011 11:54 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Demen wrote:Asexualism? Gay marriage? Lesbian Marriage? A lot of possibilities.


Good running shoes.

You have no idea.

:lol:
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun May 29, 2011 12:03 pm

Demen wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Good running shoes.

You have no idea.

:lol:


Maybe, but I DO have several good escape routes. And people think these are only good in case of fires. :roll:
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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Sun May 29, 2011 12:06 pm

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Buffett and Colbert wrote:So oral sex is not sex?

Only if you are heterosexual.

How dare you discriminate homosexuals and/or heterosexuals like that!
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Robert Magoo
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Postby Robert Magoo » Sun May 29, 2011 12:07 pm

Unmarried virgin...
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun May 29, 2011 12:07 pm

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:
New Rogernomics wrote:Only if you are heterosexual.

How dare you discriminate homosexuals and/or heterosexuals like that!

O noes! :roll:
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Postby New Rogernomics » Sun May 29, 2011 12:08 pm

The Kangaroo Republic wrote:
New Rogernomics wrote:Only if you are heterosexual.

How dare you discriminate homosexuals and/or heterosexuals like that!

I discriminate against myself all the time, at least I am consistent.
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Postby Demen » Sun May 29, 2011 12:08 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Demen wrote:You have no idea.

:lol:


Maybe, but I DO have several good escape routes. And people think these are only good in case of fires. :roll:

A wife IS a fire.
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