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Postby Fnordgasm 5 » Fri May 27, 2011 9:55 am

I think that considering the sex lives of closeted republicans we can dismiss this survey entirely.
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Postby Wamitoria » Fri May 27, 2011 9:56 am

Fnordgasm 5 wrote:I think that considering the sex lives of closeted republicans we can dismiss this survey entirely.

^This.
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Postby Arkinesia » Fri May 27, 2011 10:06 am

The Floridian Coast wrote:On a similar subject, I've always wondered something. Maybe someone here can answer but nationstates seems to have only a religious minority.

A lot of "good Christians" think sex before marriage is wrong, but what about after marriage? Do they think it's acceptable for a married man and woman to give each other oral? To play with sex toys? To use whips and chains? Or does that piss off God anyway, cause the marital bed is for procreation? This is something I've really wondered. I'd like to ask a priest one day, inside a confessional. I'll just do the whole confession and say "Oh, by the way, answer a theology question for me."

Eh, that's commonly another problem with mainstream Christianity. They typically cite 1 Corinthians 7:1, which says:

1 Corinthians 7:1 wrote:Now for the matters you wrote about: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.”


Of course, most people conveniently forget that Paul basically said four verses later "hai guise u shudnt hav teh sex b4 marriage but wen ur married fuck like rabbits." Observe:

1 Corinthians 7:2-5 wrote:2But since sexual immorality is occurring, each man should have sexual relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband. 3The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. 4The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 5Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.
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Postby Trotskylvania » Fri May 27, 2011 10:08 am

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Postby Arkinesia » Fri May 27, 2011 10:18 am

Fnordgasm 5 wrote:I think that considering the sex lives of closeted republicans we can dismiss this survey entirely.

:clap:

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat May 28, 2011 1:42 pm

No way, Hinduism has better sex. 8)
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Postby The Plutonian Empire » Sat May 28, 2011 1:54 pm

France Deux wrote:In a survey of 14500 people who had come from religious background, new researchs shows that once they abandoned their churches, their sex lives improved.

Atheists Have the Best Sex Lives, claims Kansas psychologist's survey

Another good reason to say goodbye to God.

I'm Atheist, and virgin.

Virgin = no sex life whatsoever.

Therefore....

The survey = bogus.

Case closed. :p
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Postby Christian Democrats » Sat May 28, 2011 2:06 pm

Since when is an online survey reliable? Why weren't any religious people included in this survey? This is not a reliable scientific study.
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Postby Takaram » Sat May 28, 2011 2:38 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:Since when is an online survey reliable? Why weren't any religious people included in this survey? This is not a reliable scientific study.


Where did it say there weren't?

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Postby Christian Democrats » Sat May 28, 2011 2:51 pm

Takaram wrote:
Christian Democrats wrote:Since when is an online survey reliable? Why weren't any religious people included in this survey? This is not a reliable scientific study.


Where did it say there weren't?

Page 1 of the story:
He only surveyed those who had said they were once religious, not those who today practiced their faith.

Page 2 of the story:
[The survey] had not looked at the satisfaction level of those who continued to practice their faith.
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Postby Takaram » Sat May 28, 2011 2:54 pm

Christian Democrats wrote:
Takaram wrote:
Where did it say there weren't?

Page 1 of the story:
He only surveyed those who had said they were once religious, not those who today practiced their faith.

Page 2 of the story:
[The survey] had not looked at the satisfaction level of those who continued to practice their faith.


Then it does establish one thing. Those who abandon their religion, according to this study, tend to have their sex lives improved afterwords.

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Postby Imperium Neo Roma » Sat May 28, 2011 2:57 pm

I know some Christians (Orthodoxish) that get plenty of lovin, a bit more then me.
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Postby Christian Democrats » Sat May 28, 2011 3:23 pm

Takaram wrote:
Christian Democrats wrote:Page 1 of the story:

Page 2 of the story:


Then it does establish one thing. Those who abandon their religion, according to this study, tend to have their sex lives improved afterwords.

Why would someone whose sex life worsened have participated in the survey? I really think the majority of those who chose to take the survey were just atheists trying to make others jealous by making them think they had superior sex lives.
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Postby Naurobia » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:10 am

But it should also be noted that atheists are generally more likely to be sexually promiscuous and at a higher risk of STD's and unwanted pregnancy.
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Postby Norstal » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:26 am

Naurobia wrote:But it should also be noted that atheists are generally more likely to be sexually promiscuous and at a higher risk of STD's and unwanted pregnancy.

Source.
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:33 am

Naurobia wrote:But it should also be noted that atheists are generally more likely to be sexually promiscuous and at a higher risk of STD's and unwanted pregnancy.


I think it unlikely, since the pressure to hide sexual education is religious. That rather suggests that incidence of unwanted pregnancy and STD will coincide strongly with strong religious presence.
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Postby Saiwania » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:55 am

Funny, because Conservapedia told me how atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women. :p
(I wouldn't know if there is any actual correlation by the way, or if it's just a talking point they like to claim)
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:06 am

I would assume it's easier to have a fulfilling sex life when you're not constantly thinking about your imaginary friend watching you.
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France Deux wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:I would assume it's easier to have a fulfilling sex life when you're not constantly thinking about your imaginary friend watching you.


Some people liked it being watched while fucking :)


But, they can always invite people over, or do it in public if that's their bag.
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:55 am

It only sucks if you are anal about it. If you have an open intercourse with your partner, it works out fine. See how much of a quickie that lesson was? Now stop dogging religious folks and have a soggy biscuit.

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Postby -St George » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:22 am

France Deux wrote:In a survey of 14500 people who had come from religious background, new researchs shows that once they abandoned their churches, their sex lives improved.

Atheists Have the Best Sex Lives, claims Kansas psychologist's survey

Another good reason to say goodbye to God.

One survey =/= truth, btw.
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Postby Georgism » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:24 am

Mike the Progressive wrote:It only sucks if you are anal about it. If you have an open intercourse with your partner, it works out fine. See how much of a quickie that lesson was? Now stop dogging religious folks and have a soggy biscuit.

Was that just a bunch of puns?
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Postby Robert Magoo » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:31 am

So who other than some insane southern baptists thinks sex is wrong?

Seriously, sex within marriage =/= no sex.
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Postby Wamitoria » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:58 am

Robert Magoo wrote:So who other than some insane southern baptists thinks sex is wrong?

The Pope?
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Postby Augarundus » Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:32 pm

France Deux wrote:Another good reason to say goodbye to God.


This reason, singularly, is why God is dead.
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