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Postby Syvorji » Fri May 27, 2011 6:41 am

ABC, like any other American sources, is BS. Try the KCNA, and you'll find why your source is wrong.

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Postby Dyakovo » Fri May 27, 2011 6:44 am

France Deux wrote:In a survey of 14500 people who had come from religious background, new researchs shows that once they abandoned their churches, their sex lives improved.

Atheists Have the Best Sex Lives, claims Kansas psychologist's survey

Another good reason to say goodbye to God.

Well, I already knew my sex life was good... Do you think it would get better if I converted to religion X and then immediately converted back? :unsure: :unsure:


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Postby Vecherd » Fri May 27, 2011 6:44 am

Wow thats a suprise :p
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Postby East Canuck » Fri May 27, 2011 7:00 am

It's not so much that atheist have a better sex life as when you're in a religion who represses sex and say to that religion "fuck you" that your sex life improves. The papers are reporting the wrong conclusion (colour me surprised).

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Postby Norstal » Fri May 27, 2011 7:33 am

East Canuck wrote:It's not so much that atheist have a better sex life as when you're in a religion who represses sex and say to that religion "fuck you" that your sex life improves. The papers are reporting the wrong conclusion (colour me surprised).

Iknorite. Who knew that giving people more freedom makes them more happy. And as we all know, Jesus hates happiness.

Anyways, the research isn't peer-reviewed, but it is quite obvious.
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Postby Greatest Soviet Union » Fri May 27, 2011 7:36 am

Syvorji wrote:ABC, like any other American sources, is BS. Try the KCNA, and you'll find why your source is wrong.



BS = Bias?

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Postby Vecherd » Fri May 27, 2011 7:36 am

Greatest Soviet Union wrote:
Syvorji wrote:ABC, like any other American sources, is BS. Try the KCNA, and you'll find why your source is wrong.



BS = Bias?


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Postby Tekania » Fri May 27, 2011 7:39 am

France Deux wrote:In a survey of 14500 people who had come from religious background, new researchs shows that once they abandoned their churches, their sex lives improved.

Atheists Have the Best Sex Lives, claims Kansas psychologist's survey

Another good reason to say goodbye to God.


Not too surprising, sex is fairly taboo in many religious settings and beliefs. Though it is really more cultural than really religious. You tend to find less public displays of affection even between normative partners in that grouping because of the overall cultural stigma still en-grafted into relatively conservative fundamentalist elements of the religion. Once free of the religion they also tend to be free of the culturual hold-out in stigma perpetuated by the older members.

Doesn't effect me personally, I'm religious and quite enjoy my sex life; and can ideologically distingish between elements of actual faith and that of stigmas handed down dogmatically outside of the core religious beliefs.
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Postby Zeppy » Fri May 27, 2011 7:39 am

Without the hand of God, how can they masturbate?

This is all a communist-capitalist lie.

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Postby Grave_n_idle » Fri May 27, 2011 7:39 am

Syvorji wrote:ABC, like any other American sources, is BS. Try the KCNA, and you'll find why your source is wrong.


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Postby Big Jim P » Fri May 27, 2011 7:40 am

Which leads my (rather twisted) mind to the question: Exactly what does an Atheist scream when they have an orgasm?
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Postby Zeppy » Fri May 27, 2011 7:41 am

Big Jim P wrote:Which leads my (rather twisted) mind to the question: Exactly what does an Atheist scream when they have an orgasm?

"oh, dawkins."

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Postby East Canuck » Fri May 27, 2011 7:41 am

Big Jim P wrote:Which leads my (rather twisted) mind to the question: Exactly what does an Atheist scream when they have an orgasm?

Your name, obviously.

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Postby Flameswroth » Fri May 27, 2011 7:44 am

I wonder how much of this is religious people not finding it appropriate to discuss how much they enjoy their sex life, rather than not enjoying it as much. By and large I would say the devout are more prudish in what they talk about, but not necessarily in what they do behind closed doors.

Even so, general perception of the conservative nature of religious relationships certainly would seem to be supported by this conclusion. Many religions involve bridling the more base of carnal desires in favor of a spiritual experience. As such, sex can become more of a unifying, love-fostering gesture than something you classify as a 'sex life' or past time. That's not to say ALL religious people reach that point, but it's not unreasonable.

The article suggests 'guilt' over having sex inhibiting the ability to enjoy the practice, and the possible reason behind the improvement of the sex lives after leaving religions. That seems a bit foreign to me, as I was raised religious and was never given a line about feeling guilty over sex...unless of course, it was outside of marriage. This is something the article fails to highlight: whether this sex is in marriage or not.

Of course religions who teach premarital sex is wrong are going to make people feel guilty for having it, and if they leave those religions that guilt naturally goes away. You don't need a study for that shit. They need a bit more in-depth analysis to see if it's "being able to have sex outside of marriage guilt-free" that makes it better, or whether not having religion makes sex better overall.
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Postby Dyakovo » Fri May 27, 2011 7:44 am

Big Jim P wrote:Which leads my (rather twisted) mind to the question: Exactly what does an Atheist scream when they have an orgasm?

I guess it would depend on the particular brand of atheism... Do you yell out "Oh My Self"! :unsure: :unsure:
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Postby Civa-Orchestra » Fri May 27, 2011 7:46 am

France Deux wrote:
Syvorji wrote:ABC, like any other American sources, is BS. Try the KCNA, and you'll find why your source is wrong.


All Americans sources are BS? That's what I call BS.

Anyway, several newspapers around the world reported this survey.


He's trolling. The KCNA is North Korea's news agency.

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Postby Big Jim P » Fri May 27, 2011 7:47 am

Dyakovo wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:Which leads my (rather twisted) mind to the question: Exactly what does an Atheist scream when they have an orgasm?

I guess it would depend on the particular brand of atheism... Do you yell out "Oh My Self"! :unsure: :unsure:


Ja. I found out early that yelling "Hail Satan!" tends to upset your partner.
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Postby Ifreann » Fri May 27, 2011 7:47 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Syvorji wrote:ABC, like any other American sources, is BS. Try the KCNA, and you'll find why your source is wrong.


NS General is out-of-character.

Oh, he's not roleplaying. I think that Internet NK Supporter is the new Internet Nazi.

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Postby Grave_n_idle » Fri May 27, 2011 8:01 am

Ifreann wrote:
Grave_n_idle wrote:
NS General is out-of-character.

Oh, he's not roleplaying. I think that Internet NK Supporter is the new Internet Nazi.


Not convinced. I'm pretty sure it's roleplay of some kind. The only question in my mind is whether it's 'serious' roleplay, or weak trolling.
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Postby Ifreann » Fri May 27, 2011 8:03 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Oh, he's not roleplaying. I think that Internet NK Supporter is the new Internet Nazi.


Not convinced. I'm pretty sure it's roleplay of some kind. The only question in my mind is whether it's 'serious' roleplay, or weak trolling.

Ah, yes, I meant roleplaying in the "posting in II" sense. I doubt very much that he seriously believes the things he says, since he seems to occasionally pretends to be Kim Jong-Il.

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Postby Oterro » Fri May 27, 2011 8:05 am

Could've fooled me.
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Postby The Imperial Shard » Fri May 27, 2011 8:07 am

If God doesn't want me to do it, she shouldn't have given me the urges to do so.

Nor the tools, for that matter.

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Postby Ordo Drakul » Fri May 27, 2011 8:09 am

When does reporting poll results count as news? Also, this poll is one-sided, since no one still in the Church was asked-I bet Catholics and Mormons have fantastic sex lives.

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Postby Aurora-Nova » Fri May 27, 2011 8:10 am

Of course they do; they don't have God telling them what's right and wrong in the bedroom.

In all seriousness, though, while the theory makes sense, there are plenty of issues with trying to "study" such a thing. For example, there's no way to tell that the people surveyed - all of whom abandoned their churches - weren't just saying it improved to try to promote atheist viewpoints, or actually believed it did with no proof to back it up (perhaps because the theory makes sense).
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Postby Laerod » Fri May 27, 2011 8:12 am

Big Jim P wrote:Which leads my (rather twisted) mind to the question: Exactly what does an Atheist scream when they have an orgasm?

The (rather boring) answer: Oh gosh.
Flameswroth wrote:I wonder how much of this is religious people not finding it appropriate to discuss how much they enjoy their sex life, rather than not enjoying it as much.

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