as the founding deity of christianity i would like to put an end to the conflict between my religion and islam once and for all. mohamed and i are no and have been for over 1000 years homosexual lovers in heaven. now after closely watching the social trends on earth we have decided the time has come for us to marry and merge our two religions. we are calling our new faith chrislam and we are trying to bridge the theological gaps between the two.
probably the biggest change for our followers will be our changes is status. i will no longer be a god and mo will no longer be a prophet we will both take the title of yahweh's special helper. we will still have all of our powers and you can still pray to us, but we will have a status the transcends humanity but falls short of unitary divinity.
also to end the conflict with yahweh's first religion we are declaring jews to have theological supremacy. on issues of religious dogma a council of learned rabbis will be formed that will have final say. this group will take no part in the day to day running of chrislam but the will be its theological supreme court settling all issues of the faith.
