The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011...sorry folks.

[Sibirsky]

Well, it COULD mean that we're all going to hell.

I live in Texas, I'm already in hell.

You don't know what hell is. You're spoiled.

[Caninope]

I live in Texas, I'm already in hell.

All of the South is hell.

Really, let's not do this.

I rather like the South and to call it "hell" is an insult to people who actually live in horrible places like war zones.

[The Rich Port]

... Fidel Castro?

No, Franco.

That was my second guess.

[Sibirsky]

All of the South is hell.

Really, let's not do this.

I rather like the South and to call it "hell" is an insult to people who actually live in horrible places like war zones.

You see his flag? Any of his comments? What do you expect?

Referring to Genivaria's flag.

[Goldsaver]

I imagine God will forget to rapture Missouri. No one cares about Missouri....
Get ready, Missourians, we conquer the world as soon as the Rapture is finished.

[Chunc]

I JUST SAW GOD!!!!

Oh, sorry. Next door neighbour was applying shaving foam over a porta-heater and the can exploded.

[Samuraikoku]

All of the South is hell.

Really, let's not do this.

I rather like the South and to call it "hell" is an insult to people who actually live in horrible places like war zones.

I would like to visit Texas, what's wrong with it?

On another note, Caninope, my friend, there's still a debate we need to finish :

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=113354&start=150

[Genivaria]

I live in Texas, I'm already in hell.

You don't know what hell is. You're spoiled.

Right, and you base this on what?

[Norstal]

All of the South is hell.

Really, let's not do this.

I rather like the South and to call it "hell" is an insult to people who actually live in horrible places like war zones.

Agreed. On the more liberal parts of the South, it can be paradise.

[The Archiepelago]

So for all of you Saints that believe in the Rapture do me a favor and wire transfer all of your money to my bank account.

[Norstal]

You don't know what hell is. You're spoiled.

Right, and you base this on what?

To be fair, he did lived in the USSR.

[Alien Space Bats]

Maybe God is only taking homeless people that nobody would ever notice, because they're the only ones who fit His criteria for salvation.

<pause>

You mean you didn't take that "harder-for-a-rich-man-to-enter-the-Kingdom-of-Heaven" stuff seriously?

Oh, and like Medicaid, God has a 5 year look-back period for gifts, too...

[The Rich Port]

I rather like the South and to call it "hell" is an insult to people who actually live in horrible places like war zones.

You don't know what hell is. You're spoiled.

Figures the two of you would be finger-wagging nerf herders.

[Sibirsky]

You don't know what hell is. You're spoiled.

Right, and you base this on what?

The fact that you call portions of the US hell, and have a ridiculous commie fucking star on your flag, and most of your posts.

[Norstal]

Maybe God is only taking homeless people that nobody would ever notice, because they're the only ones who fit His criteria for salvation.

<pause>

You mean you didn't take that "harder-for-a-rich-man-to-enter-the-Kingdom-of-Heaven" stuff seriously?

Oh, and like Medicaid, God has a 5 year look-back period for gifts, too...

After all, Jesus did lived like a hobo.

[Chunc]

I just saw floating people!!!

Oh... its a hot air balloon.

[Monte Mare]

well the world didnt end today, what a shame i have got a huge history exam in a couple of days

[Alien Space Bats]

Maybe God is only taking homeless people that nobody would ever notice, because they're the only ones who fit His criteria for salvation.

<pause>

You mean you didn't take that "harder-for-a-rich-man-to-enter-the-Kingdom-of-Heaven" stuff seriously?

Oh, and like Medicaid, God has a 5 year look-back period for gifts, too...

After all, Jesus did lived like a hobo.

See! See!

And now we're so rich that even our poor people are fat.

Capitalism was the Devil's invention after all!

[Lathuria]

Today is May 21st, 2011. Sorry, christians. Wrong again.

[Samuraikoku]

I just saw floating people!!!

Oh... its a hot air balloon.

(*Cocks shotgun*) That can be easily fixed.

[Sibirsky]

After all, Jesus did lived like a hobo.

See! See!

And now we're so rich that even our poor people are fat.

Capitalism was the Devil's invention after all!

Wouldn't you take a nation of fat poor people over a nation of starving poor people?

[Genivaria]

Right, and you base this on what?

The fact that you call portions of the US hell, and have a ridiculous commie fucking star on your flag, and most of your posts.

I am referring to the stupidity of most adult Texans I have met. And my choice of flag really has nothing to do with this.
I still fail to see how either of those makes me *Spoiled*.

[The Rich Port]

Wouldn't you take a nation of fat poor people over a nation of starving poor people?

... NEITHER.

[Sibirsky]

The fact that you call portions of the US hell, and have a ridiculous commie fucking star on your flag, and most of your posts.

I am referring to the stupidity of most adult Texans I have met. And my choice of flag really has nothing to do with this.

Yes, lets roll out the full troll brigade.

Most Texans are far smarter than most commies.

[Tekania]

Today is May 21st, 2011. Sorry, christians. Wrong again.

Luckily they are in the minority, even amongst Christians. Most of us aren't premillenial, and even most who are wouldn't think some 80 year old Radio Anouncer would be able to divine a date their own religious texts say no one would know.... You can call this group the WBC of Eschatology.... Loud, obnoxious, and an extreme minority.